^^^Just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. :(

^^^Just made me throw up thinking about how she threw up.

^^ made a pattern with sunblock on my back and ruined my tan

dude, that sounds like WIN to me.

and ugh, how HASN'T LucyKKG ruined my life? well revealing that she really isn't Lucy, for starters...

^^^She ruined my credit by stealing my identity.

^^^ came to my house...flooded my toilet which also caused water to go into my neighbors home which then caused mold to grow in the baseboards and once the molds matured they infected her kids causing one to have some exotic incurable debiliative brain disease which made him fly into a frenzy one day and slash the tires on the FedEx truck which caused the FedEx guy to be late making a crucial delivery to some random person a few miles away who needed a specific file for work which caused him to get fired for missing a deadline and putting his company out of business sending 600 people to unemployment.

^^^keeps stalking me.

^^ Told me a story about rats coming up through toilets via the sewer and now I can't go potty.

^^Told this daggone admissions office not to call or email me on my admissions status and now I'm going nuts waiting for news!

^^Can't use commas, forcing me to put out a hit on her! Ooops! Did I write that? Now you really ruined my life since I'll be going to jail!!

^ remarried my evil twin too soon after i died under suspicious circumstances.

^^^I no longer have any eyebrows because his bad breath singed them off.

^^made my cat drink visine and she pooped all over the car. :( The cat, I mean.

^^ switched my toothpaste with sunblock.

^^^switched my deodorant with a stick of limburger