no keyboard courage?
creating a sockpuppet
does not impress us :confused:

Using your real name
gives you credibility
otherwise eyes roll :rolleyes:

Weak chapter alums
have no need of pretending;
lower tiers rush too.

Insulting users
while wearing a sockpuppet
is better than advice!

Working on weekends
while your boss looks over your screen
must really be sad.

Five, seven and five.
Your syllable count is wrong.
This is not haiku.

I've always wanted
it, but...but... A senior now.
What are my chances?

What are my chances?
Hmm...when hell freezes over?
Yep, that's how I roll.

Good luck! Go for it!
Blowing sunshine up your ass
Will make you feel great.

I must not know crap
Because my post count isn't
as high as yours is.

So you are "fratty",
little do you realize,
synonym is "ass".

News and politics
creates a ton of high counts
Stalk threads, not so much.

If you know what counts,
that you know what you speak of,
go ahead and say.

ETA: In light of the post below, I wanted to make clear that I meant this in a affirming, rather than insulting way. I don't think post count is where it's at really. I realize that I'm lapsing into explanation, sorry, night night.

This thread is not the
Place for intarweb fighting.
My head, it aches... Woe!

Good point, as always.
I am sorry 'bout your head.
Perhaps, sleep will help.

And I will work hard
Maybe one day really soon,
Only laughs instead.

ETA: I wanted a second stanza involving Snarky McSnarkerson as six of seven syllables, but I couldn't figure out what to say.

You don't want to be
a Snarky McSnarkerson.
He or She's not fun. :)

Don't call it a "frat"!
Would you call a doctor "Doc"?
Oh. Wait. Nevermind.

Comparisons to
Body parts are not the way
To help your case, newb!

Oh, oh, your status!
hysterically funny!
as they always are.

May accelerate
to dangerous speeds, watch out!
It's happy Fun Ball.