I love this thread!!!!

Here are some from today's friend updates....

Person I worked with one summer IM soccer game at 8 (Is it that difficult to say I have a soccer game at 8?)

Random friend of a friend who did it? you know who you are,i am waiting...if you are going to toliet paper someones house why leave whole rolls in the yard for them to get you back with? (There is a story behind this one....)

Yet another random friend of a friend there's a really big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing singing sprite fool u with trickery and then strike your throat b4 u even know... (I am hoping this is a song lyric????)

Jerk who cheated on one of my sorority sisters is going to rock the Nantahala like Meryl Streep! (Did we really need to know that?)

IM means "intramural" not "I'm at"

lol--I was like "Did I post that?!" I had to go back & check. I wish I had put clues in that post. I don't remember who had that status!

I don't even know this person is tryN to FiNISh thiS cAseStUdy for laW but I dne gOT all OFF TraCK.

attended high school with this person MUTHA****AS NEED TO KEEP MY NAME OUT OF THERE MOUTHS!!!!! CAUSE IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY KEEP IT TO YOU MUTHA****IN SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (lol--I had to add a few astericks. Even if I'm quoting someone, I don't really like to drop the f-bomb)

17 y/o cousinSAYN W3 OUTTA SCHOOL 2MRRW,iMA B3 3ATN & SL33PN..! THiNKN ABOUT A LOT THO,BUT iM GOOD iM STR8..! LOVEN JAYD3N AND NiCKLAS,MY SON AND BABYDADDY..! DUH BiTCH3S. (What can I say? You can't choose family. They already think I'm the weird one because I don't have kids @ 26. Plus, I have a BS & I'm halfway finished with my MBA. Yep, I might as well have two heads. I get it from the "adults", too)

little sister's friend()iZ()-- lYk wAtEVe U gOtTa TeLl Me Or TaWk 2 Me HiT mE uP iN dA iNbOx............................................. ................Ya DiGg.

Who???has come 2 da realization dat dis is harder than I thought it would b. 4 sum reason I cant figure out y dat is. Maybe I was lyin to myself da whole time.....

I should delete7:48...7:48..she woke up in padre like...Where,Where,Where are My panties...fukk it its her bday anyway...

wow! loldeleted u off his list but u still lookin at my page through yo homegirls account 2 c wat i got goin. let go... sometimes we as ppl must learn 2 let go lol.

I don't have a clue L0VES:CAl jONES:) N L0VES hER MAiN Wh0RES JASMiNE&tREASURE N MANi M0RE ...! -.hARM0NY L0VEz y0OUU.- ....!


Soooooo, I'm convinced that I need to stop accepting random friend requests, and audit the 1,095 that I have.

Gotta love this. I get this from a one of my family friends. Her daughters have 2 kids each and they're 20 and 21. I may as well be from Mars (24 with no kids and working on an M. Ed.).

SERIOUSLY?

LOL It's an Outkast reference.

It's not that they feel the need to document it... it's the fact that they put it on their Facebook status for everyone to see. Why? This is all getting quite ridiculous. I don't care that your baby's daddy slept with another ho. Or should I say... I don care dat yo baby daddy slep wit anudder ho! (Sorry if I can't butcher the language as well as other people). Hell, I don't even care that you had a sandwich for lunch, and now you're going to class! Shut up, already.

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Fortunately, I don't have any friends that completely destroy the English language in their status. The most entertaining ones I could find...

______ suggests getting your pee-gear ready for market square saturday. (I'm assuming he's going out for St. Patty's Day, but um.. what is "pee-gear"??)

______ is i hate girls!!!! THey are fucking bitches except for kim katie tello and kendra love you girls♥ .

______ is wondering why lake titi kaka is not filled with boobs and poop?

Specialness.

[This is not an actual status update, just my own rant]

If you're sick of people bitching about the new Facebook layout, raise your hand!

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*raises hand*

It's not that different from the previous one. I was surprised when the new one popped up, but moved on. A lot of my friends are acting like it's armageddon. It's not that serious, people!

I tried to tell that to my BF, after he wrote on his own wall because he couldn't distinguish the difference between his and his friend's.

I actually like the new layout better... and even made that my status update. There is much less clutter now.

Geez. So many people hate change. Just roll with it people. There are much bigger issues in life to be worked up about. Like people who put all their dirty laundry and personal info out for the world to see, and absolutely murder our language in the process.

So glad that I don't have any examples to post in this thread. My friends seem to use discretion and act somewhat intelligent.

**an aside. We complain when newbies come here and do not use discretion. Now I am starting to see the mindset of that generation... no wonder they act surprised at our :eek: over their posts. They have far worse stuff posted under their real name!

The changes Facebook made a few months was a lot more different than this was. People are just lazy and scared of change. They also think it's violating their human rights or something. Whenever people don't like something on Facebook, they bring up the Constitution or something.

Here's the thing... I don't mind that Facebook changes. It's the fact that it changes so often. Just pick a layout and stick with it already!

I agree with that, it can be frustrating. I am not, however, so upset about it that I have to post it in an angry, grammatically incorrect facebook status!