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libramunoz 01-13-2009 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids (Post 1764617)
I bet your line name was Little Sister Gorilla Ass.

Dayum. Still hurts to this day...some 14 years later. Get over your line name and I'll get over my issues.

Actually that would have been better! Good one!
As far as my line name, not close. It was an ugly butt line name, and for the record, it was Grimace--yes as in Micky D's.
Now that it's out and over, get over yours!

niknik03 01-16-2009 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids (Post 1764308)
If you were krappy in bed before joining kappa, how does membership make it better all of a sudden? My point is, don't believe the hype. Kappa/Que/Sigma/Alpha/Iota/Mason membership is not a magical form of Viagra. Viagra only serves to change a slow sluggish man into a jack rabbit. Neither is completely satisfying.

Older men who become members in grad, shouldn't believe that their virility has changed. A preemie is a preemie and a frat can't help that problem. You are who you are, letters or not.

Hmm...Have you tried to match his enthusiasm in bed? You know, do a few extra tricks to get as excited as he is? Ya never know what could happen? Maybe it would make it better...:rolleyes:

Give it a try!:p

2AndAHalfKids 01-22-2009 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by niknik03 (Post 1766387)
Hmm...Have you tried to match his enthusiasm in bed? You know, do a few extra tricks to get as excited as he is? Ya never know what could happen? Maybe it would make it better...:rolleyes:

Give it a try!:p

Enthusiasm is the problem. Preemies have way too much enthusiasm.

Yeah I said it.

libramunoz 01-22-2009 09:47 PM

Daymn, do you ever get over it? Why do you continue to come back and complain about your sex life on here with your hubby? What is it with you? Get the Karma Sutra, get yourself and him in some positions and get busy! If that don't work, buy some edible drawers and get busy! If that don't work, figure out what is going to work and stroke it to the best of your ability. Like the great Bernie Mac said, quit all that hollerin and bust that nut! If he don't get his and you get yours, roll over and go to sleep with a smile on your face!
Everybody here has tried to help you and give you suggestions on what to do! But you are REFUSING to listen or even try them. Stop nay saying and do what YOU need to do and MOVE ON!

DrPhil 01-22-2009 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by libramunoz (Post 1769464)
Daymn, do you ever get over it? Why do you continue to come back and complain about your sex life on here with your hubby? What is it with you?

He/she is a TROLL.

Gooniegoogoo-get the point, people.

libramunoz 01-22-2009 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1769466)
He/she is a TROLL.

Gooniegoogoo-get the point, people.

Philly, in this case, I believe that you are correct!

KAPPAtivating 01-22-2009 10:32 PM

Right...he/she is a troll. Any REAL woman who was having difficulty with their mate would not be on here putting themselves on blast. Maybe if you spent as much time trynna entertain your hubby in the sack as you do trynna entertain us...you might not have a problem.

libramunoz 01-22-2009 10:47 PM

I was just wondering in her name 2.5 kids, who was the kid, she or the hubby? I'd hate to be the child in THAT marriage. :D

ladygreek 01-22-2009 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1769466)
He/she is a TROLL.

Gooniegoogoo-get the point, people.

And who are you to tell us to get the point?

DrPhil 01-22-2009 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ladygreek (Post 1769509)
And who are you to tell us to get the point?

Lemme alone, momma. :eek:

ETA: Please? :p

ladygreek 01-23-2009 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1769515)
Lemme alone, momma. :eek:

ETA: Please? :p

Since you said please. :p

KAPPAtivating 01-23-2009 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by libramunoz (Post 1769493)
I was just wondering in her name 2.5 kids, who was the kid, she or the hubby? I'd hate to be the child in THAT marriage. :D

She is clearly the .5:D

libramunoz 01-23-2009 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating (Post 1769566)
She is clearly the .5:D

pretty much figured that as well:D

2AndAHalfKids 01-25-2009 10:28 AM

Trust, when I say, I am going to write a book about this and the entire journey that got me to this point.

Definitely will be a page turner...for non-greeks and greeks alike.

Little32 01-25-2009 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids (Post 1770313)
Definitely will be a page turner...for non-greeks and greeks alike.

So you say. From this thread you might surmise that your life and your problems are only interesting to you. :neutral:


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