I'm so happy and so angry that you introduced this to me.

It has been the death of me the past two night.

Also, I have never felt more fratty than the moment when I made it in a garbage bag in a fish tank the first time and when we made a double dose in a gas can and I drank my share out of a handle of Captain.

Out of the ~3 gallons of PPD that we made last night, maybe a quart is left... My body hurts... so bad...

GOD -- do you do anything else besides drink, pshsx1?

*stops and realizes the irony of this statement*

*sigh* Always gotta go racial...

Haha, I like that graphic.

And I just got drunk, I wasn't trying to, it just kind of happened...shame...

drinking 90 proof parrot bay :D

Hahahahh omg I'm so proud!!! That's freaking hilarious!

I just went on a bar crawl with one of my professors. It was awesome.

Little bro came down w me to visit at my school cause he might come here/one of his good friends goes here. I just spilled an ENTIRE beer on him. So much fail its not evem funny.

I love the bar and I love my Texan friend from EP on the floor above me.

I did NOT get some tonight and I am mad disappointed.

I also realized that the Southern accent that I can force become a Negroish accent when I'm not sober.

I want another pitcher of beer, but that'd be game over.

:D :D :D :)

The first game of the World Series did TERRIBLE things to me. The game started at 4:30, and we started drinking at 4:00. No further explanation necessary.

Wait...there are at least 3 more games?? And Halloween is this weekend??? Ahhh!!!

hellooooo :):D:)

Ok I love getting a bucket of beer for 5 bucks!!1 Sleepy time now.

OMG 120 beers in my apartment GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, Firefox, for spell check, btw. :)

Whoa. I'm in the bathroom right now zoning out.

Ummm Nasty Ice and Dickstone Light tonight. I need to stop hanging out with people from U of M and bring my standards back up.

Anyway, State, Michigan, and Texas all lost today. Screw this day!!

What the eff.

I have a college-level hangover. The last time I was hurting this badly, Bill Clinton was president. Firefly is a sneaky drink. Add vodka-soaked gummy bears to the mix and it resulted in some funny e-mails to my friends last night/this morning.