Patton

"I helped move the body because that mafia motherfucker was going to beat the shit out of me!"

Bully

"Life is like a mustard burp: A little tangy for a second and then it's lost in the air."

things to do in denver, when you're dead

Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!

*Hint- HEEERE'S JOHNNY!

The Shining

On the 7th day God rested, but before he did, he squated over the side of England, and what came out, was Ireland. No offense, son.

Gangs of new york

"Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

So I married An Axe Murderer.


How bout I draw a line down the top of your head so it looks like a butt?

Cool runnings

If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.

Stand By Me

"If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host"

Oooh, that's from Heathers! I love that movie!

How about... hmmm...

"We was beat when we was born."

Newsies

Quote: "That's not true, I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you...heard you had attitude...said you weren't 'Slurpee Material'."

Two Weeks Notice

"White Sands. White Sands, Nex Mexico. Columbia of 82 landed there because the strip at Edwards was too wet. It was a big emergency"

* bump *

Space Camp

"She smiled at me. I want to have deep, meaningful sex with her."

Christine

Quote: "You're snotty miss cranky pants, and I go with the flow."