LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

YES This person is a woman, a woman I went to college with. A woman who majored in Mass Communication!!!:rolleyes:

"It ceases to amaze me how fake n 2faced people can b! N defenantly r! SMDH! MESSY!"

Get it together, please...

"Didn't notice my ancle till after I got off the tredmill.. I think I sprang it... ughhh"

She has been deleted.

There are 2 women from my church who keep posting passive/aggressive messages about germs in the church nursery, because I brought my kids who were sick with that stomach bug that literally lasts like 6 hours. One was sick on Thursday and the other on Saturday, and they were both over it by Sunday. The one lady is just mar because her kids got it, but it wasn't until 5 days later, so it didn't come from my kids.

I hate Facebook passive/aggressiveness. I would post that as my status, except I might die of irony.

realli needs a vacation....A.S.A.P. oan: i wld rathr b n school man.... my mnd feels weak of knowledge...smh lol #REALTALK

*cue Alanis*

Hoe About A Group "MOM's Stay Away from your children FAcebook WaLL".... SOmebody is gone get hUrt Hard....LOL

Ok so I feel a bit bad about this one, because she's Indian (and currently determining whether to immigrate to the US or Canada) but her posts are NOT all like this so she knows better.

My cousin's FB status this afternoon:

Woah. Just found out easter was the day jesus rose from the dead, not the day he returned to Bethleham. Wow, I am a bad cathlic.

Granted, she's 13, but still. Her friends corrected her spelling before I had the chance to go '...really?!'

"Class of 2012
We All Junior's are almost finish
With High SKOOL !!!
2012 ROCKS !!!"

"I need yal to help me cum up wit a gud klass slogan.!

"I'm class of 2012, but I should graduated last school year and I would've too if I would of got held back 2 years, but can really complain, as long as I'm graduating in 2012."

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I weep for our future.

One of my favorite movie lines of all time. And I find myself saying this IRL more and more the older I get...

"MAN I GT DA 2N2 ON DIS PHONY FAKE DICK BEATER ROLLN POLLN LOOKN ASS B****ES DA SAME DISFIGURE SWOLL SHAPE DEPO SHOT TAKN HOE GT DA F*** OUT OF MIND AND GT N2 DIS **** GALAXY HOE JOIN DA TEAM OR GT LAYD DA F*** OUT! FIN"

Seriously SMH (edited a few words^^)

Posen ivey GRATE!!! Its on my face 2, it iches! This has not been a good day 1st a lamb killed by the nabers dogs now this! Not a good day not a good day at all

Working on resuich paper. Im starting 2 get bored

Ok, hears the update on my states.

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I think that the last one was supposed to say "status". Argh!!!! I can't even change the dang bold font on these

I love my friends. I really do. However...

*groan* I agree, Person 2. I agree.

One of my frat brothers posted this:

"Its better to of hated and of lost... than to have never lost at all!"

I want to know how he got "have" correct at the end, but not at the beginning *sigh*

(Oh, and he posted the variation of the quote on purpose. That wasn't another fail on his end lol)

Yet, somehow, it's still a fail.