I fucking love my alumni:

The nurse says your gonna feel a little prick as she's putting the IV in, made me laugh that's what I told Joy when we got pregnant.

What's up with the new FB statuses? (stati?)

ex...
Sara? The girl with the snazzy glasses? The one who I had 8th grade science with? The one who ran to WalMart with me to get some cookies with me at 3 am? The pretty one? Yeah, I know her. Why? what's up?

One of my friends posted some pictures from his drunk evening with friends. One of the pictures shows him and a girl who've just fallen and are laughing it off.

One of his friends commented: lol dork. . . u scuasht her

Lordy.

It took me about 4 tries to figure out what the hell that meant...

I saw one today that was talking about someone in a band with his baton. He can "twurral" it.

Yea, it took me a couple of tries too lol

That's terrible hahaha

My friends really need new friends:

Well first of all I think you should of helped him. I know plenty of people that get robed by the zetas and still live and have thier cars. Come on I have a house over there all my family lives there. Truth is it happens all the time police can't do anything because it is not in their durastriction many rich people go leave thier staff David your a good guy at heart don't worry about it. You did what you thought was best:) But for everyone to know not all people get killed! Stop believing the. News

Aside from the terrible grammar, I was floored by the use of "durastriction"

#WeGottaDoBetter

Maybe a typo? I'm full of typos. ;)

That's one hell of a typo lol

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/social....pt=P1&iref=NS1

I thought this was relevant to annoying FB things.

this is someone's name on fb: Pöpebúsybräindnonchalant Churchill

o_o

Boogthetattedupdevilgottamake Sureuwatchingoutforthewackness Causeimmaeightmilenthfolife


And we have 22 friends in comment. SO MUCH JUDGMENT. :mad:

1. What's with the pictures of a bunch of girls taken from behind?
2. What's with the pictures of a bunch of people jumping in the air?
3. Here are some random posts from my cousin's page:

truth is, our history clas is amaizng and i laove u soo much!


bedd soooooon; hopefullyy shoppingg tomaroww? textt ♥


4. Posted for its ridiculousness...since 1977?? What???
You are one of my 14 favorite girls. If I don't get this back. I'm obviouslynot a good friend *sniffle*. Now, I have a game for you. This game hasbeen played since 1977 Once you read this, you must copy and send it to14 of your favorite chicas within 10 minute =D

Lol how was it posted in 1977? Post-it notes? Office memo?

UUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay [Girl's name] we were standin RIGHT There .. so if u had a prob u should have come and said sumtin we werent worried bout nothin but obviously u were That y u punk ass had to go home jump on face book and start runnin ur mouth.. and u are REALLYY fucked up runnin ur mouth bout a lil boiii..4Real..GROW UP bitch .u got urs comin .. forreal .. u aint nothin but a joke u n ur family so F*** you

......This girl is 22 years old. We grew up in the same neighborhood and went to the same schools.....

I'm actually embarassed for her. :(