You can pretend all you want to that you moved everyone around to "match strengths to needs," but we all saw where your favorite boy landed- right smack where I'd just spent a year pulling everything together. Hope the two of you are happy together, cause EVERYBODY else in the building hates you.

I am positive that if I never heard you sucking spit through your teeth again, it would be too soon.

I just got an email with a complaint about the condition of the men's room here. Is this seriously part of my new responsibilities? Do I need to go do an inspection to confirm? WTF.

EW. :eek:

Hey marketing team at HQ,
I would love to punch some, or all, of you in the faces.

Sincerely,
The franchise AM who has to deal with your terrible choices.

You remind me of one those Republicans who gets busted for doing things in the bathroom.

Gaseous
 

I once at creamy foods, bean burritos and ruffage during the week for several months to annoy the coworker who sat next to me. Needless to day our area was very gaseous!

Think Fettuccine Alfredo, guacamole, refried beans, legumes, chili.

When they moved and I would past their desk to the admin, I would hold papers and stop briefly like I was reading as I stopped to let gas.

You've been on the job for three months.You've made some major mistakes and I've always defended you because I know what it is like to be new. But today trying to take full credit on a project that I did at least half of the work on, just pisses me off. Damn straight I turned you in.I'm done being nice. Karma will take care of you.

Dear Manager,
I hope you enjoy the smell on top of the ladder while you screwed everyone in the company by changing our employee benefits. Now we have a high deductible with higher premiums and our flexible spending account has been eliminated.
Now, to look for a new job.

If you insist on letting your family work here (especially if they are supposedly my subordinates), can you please make them to treat it like a real job, and not just something they do when it's convenient to them.

Another trying day at work.
The one coworker I hate saw me out in public this weekend. She approached me super aggressively but I was with my 6 y/o so I was polite to her. She wasn't nice, per se, but she was civil and there was no incident.

Turns out, she had a plan to attack me that day, and I found out tonight at work.

I can't handle it anymore. I am trying to transfer facilities, but I'm also filing a grievance and looking into a protection order. I have run out of other options.

Wait. She was seriously going to physically attack you? What? Why? Good grief. I'm glad you got that protection order. Please be safe.

Yup.. because she got called in for OT and she assumed it was me that called off. She's a complete lunatic but no matter how many of us file complaints against her we just get told to "try to find a way to work with her."
Haven't gotten the order yet, I just started looking up the logistics last night when I found out about this.

She needs to talk to someone, seriously. I mean, she needs to find a therapist for her to vent. No one should be acting in that manner, especially in a place of employment. I'm sorry to hear about all this. I hope it all works out and I do really hope she finds someone to talk to.

I couldn't agree with you more.