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christiangirl 06-26-2010 03:45 PM
^^^Can you imagine that cat's reaction when he woke up from surgery and looked at his "paws?" I'm imagining something like "Emporer's New Groove."

aephi alum 06-26-2010 08:59 PM
Not for the squeamish:

Cops: Ind. woman tries taking baby, stabs parents

The woman had a miscarriage, didn't tell anyone including her own husband, walked around for months with a pillow under her shirt, and then, as her original due date approached, she identified a couple with a newborn baby and tried to kill them and take the baby and pass him off as her own. What a psycho.

What gets me is that her husband apparently was completely fooled. For all those months, he never saw her naked or in her underwear, he never saw her dressed without her belly pillow, he never saw a used tampon or pad in the trash, he never drove her to her OB/GYN for a prenatal checkup, and he believed he was feeling the baby kick when she "jostle[d] a paintbrush she'd slipped inside the pillow". I wonder if he still would have bought it if he'd come home from work one day to find his wife standing there, month-old baby in her arms, walking around just fine instead of flat on her back in bed. Would he have even wondered why she didn't call him so he could be at her side when she gave birth?

Drolefille 06-26-2010 09:11 PM
It's like the plot of Glee!

DrPhil 06-26-2010 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by aephi alum (Post 1947855)
Not for the squeamish:

Cops: Ind. woman tries taking baby, stabs parents

The woman had a miscarriage, didn't tell anyone including her own husband, walked around for months with a pillow under her shirt, and then, as her original due date approached, she identified a couple with a newborn baby and tried to kill them and take the baby and pass him off as her own. What a psycho.

What gets me is that her husband apparently was completely fooled. For all those months, he never saw her naked or in her underwear, he never saw her dressed without her belly pillow, he never saw a used tampon or pad in the trash, he never drove her to her OB/GYN for a prenatal checkup, and he believed he was feeling the baby kick when she "jostle[d] a paintbrush she'd slipped inside the pillow". I wonder if he still would have bought it if he'd come home from work one day to find his wife standing there, month-old baby in her arms, walking around just fine instead of flat on her back in bed. Would he have even wondered why she didn't call him so he could be at her side when she gave birth?
The story isn't funny but your commentary is. :o

aephi alum 06-26-2010 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1947878)
The story isn't funny but your commentary is. :o
No, the story isn't funny. I feel sorry for her that she wanted to have a baby so badly but couldn't. She went off the deep end, though, and she needs to be locked up for a while and get psychological help.

The weird and stupid part, to me, is the fact that her husband was so dense that, when she stuffed a pillow under her shirt and told him she was still pregnant and wiggled a paintbrush around and told him it was the baby kicking - he bought it. For months.

DrPhil 06-26-2010 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by aephi alum (Post 1947897)
The weird and stupid part, to me, is the fact that her husband was so dense that, when she stuffed a pillow under her shirt and told him she was still pregnant and wiggled a paintbrush around and told him it was the baby kicking - he bought it. For months.
LOL. :o

lovespink88 06-28-2010 12:26 PM
I believe this belongs in this category because the first thing I thought after reading the headline was Office Space:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/2010...rtualcompanies

Drolefille 06-30-2010 01:43 PM
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A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to "marry" the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say "I do."

Alit's collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

"Poor kid. He's actually a quiet kid," said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit's victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

"Only his clothes were thrown into the sea," the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been "cleansed" from the "defilement from the incident."
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AOII Angel 06-30-2010 02:05 PM
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In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.
Isn't that what they all say? Those damn cows wooing all the men with their flattering compliments! Mooooo Moooooooo!;)

Drolefille 06-30-2010 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1949257)
Isn't that what they all say? Those damn cows wooing all the men with their flattering compliments! Mooooo Moooooooo!;)
Well and she was asking for it with her teats hanging out everywhere.

AOII Angel 06-30-2010 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1949263)
Well and she was asking for it with her teats hanging out everywhere.
Slut.

Drolefille 06-30-2010 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1949264)
Slut.
Yeah she was probably seducing all the village men. He was just the first one who got caught!

To be fair, I don't think they should have drowned the cow and only symbolically drowned the person.

Also... is it weird that they had a procedure for this? Like, someone had bothered to write down "how to cleanse village after a man has sex with cow" I want to see their rule book.

AOII Angel 06-30-2010 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1949267)
Yeah she was probably seducing all the village men. He was just the first one who got caught!

To be fair, I don't think they should have drowned the cow and only symbolically drowned the person.

Also... is it weird that they had a procedure for this? Like, someone had bothered to write down "how to cleanse village after a man has sex with cow" I want to see their rule book.
Probably a weekly ritual. No one needs a ritual book...they all know it by heart!

TPA85 07-11-2010 01:14 AM
Sex offender asks police for directions to 'Little Miss Fairborn' pageant
"Michael Lynn Light, a registered sex offender, pleaded not guilty Friday to disorderly conduct and resisting arrest charges. Fairborn police say he asked a police officer July 3 where the "Little Miss Fairborn" pageant.
Our partners at the Dayton Daily News say he wanted to take pictures.

Light was arraigned in Fairborn Municipal Court. He is listed as a Tier II sex offender, and his victim was a female child."
http://newstalkradiowhio.com/localne...sks-polic.html

DaemonSeid 07-12-2010 07:23 PM
This lady got sent to jail for sending threatening text messages... to herself. http://bit.ly/8ZXuDG


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