Althought I would have loved to, the two places I've lived in my life did not allow for me to get out and confront someone:
Detroit - it's the norm to cut someone off and you never know who's packing heat!
NW Ohio - with all the hunters and farmers around, it's nothing to have a loaded rifle in the back of your pickup. I guess they needed to get where ever they were going...

Have you ever stolen a parking space that someone else was waiting on?

Have you ever stolen a parking space that someone else was waiting on?
 

No..... but what I have done is see a parking space around the same time and punk them for the spot. I lived in D.C. for five years and you can't show them ANY fear when it comes to parking. "Jack them, because they'll jack you in a heartbeat!"

Have you ever taken a road trip (i.e. classics, conferences, spring break....) and told someone that your car is full and you had no room for them to ride?

Re: Have you ever stolen a parking space that someone else was waiting on?
 

I wasn't driving so it wasn't my car, but I was around when the driver told the other person. I felt bad, but what could I do??

Have you ever been eating something really good and 1/2 way through found a foreign object, picked it out and kept eating? (I contemplated this last night as I ate b-b-q and found some plastic wrap fried into a hush puppy. Couldn't do it, but dang that was some good b-b-q!)

Only lint
 

Only lint like if I dropped something on my floor (at home) and applied the 10 second rule.

I just dismissed a young lady from the "Who Wants to Marry My Brother" game for "blatant gold-diggery" (believe it or not, I made that word up! Details in my daily diary at www.whowantstomarrymybrother.blogspot.com)!

Have you ever had a "sponsor" who bought you stuff and you didn't have to do anything other than ask and be cute?

yep...

it was one of the old men from around the way...always flirting and offering to spend money and buy me things...one day, i decided to go on a shopping spree...

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have you ever tried drugs?

Never tried drugs as I already look crackish by my size which is 0:D :D :D
but I am looking to gain some weight for those looking to donate some lbs.


Have you ever had to use the restroom so bad........that you have had to use it outdoors?

yes. On the way to Delaware to do Christmas shoppin!! (while my man kept lookout)


Have you ever ordered something off of an infomercial???If so, What was it??

Yes, I order the Split-Ender. It works for me. :D

Have you ever made a grown man cry (for any reason) ? :(

Yes


my whole eighth grade class was there with me too.


Have you ever picked your nose on purpose at a red light?

YES, anytime a brotha with GOLD TEEFS is glaring at me with that " Baby, Can I get yo' digits look" . Anybody who knows me knows my "well" goes dry when a brotha with gold grill tries to talk to me..



Have you made up an alias name that you consistently give out to unwanted people? My Alias name is Sharazzi
(Sha-Razzzzz-E)

yep...

my name is lonnie fontaine...to those unwanted ones...
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have you ever roled played with your man or woman in bed? i am so curious...what??

Nope, not yet.

Have you ever "fell out" in church and was faking it? If not you, do you know someone else that did?

no...the feeling just has never come...that falling out stuff is all a joke. when one feels the spirit, there is no need for all that hollaring and babbling....


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have you ever been arrested? (i am in my "i so dislike NYPD" mind state right now)

No, I am allergic to Jail:D

Question: Have you ever witnessed a serious crime such as an armed robbery or murder?

Yep. when I was 11 I saw a man get robbed THEN shot to death on 4th of July weekend
(that's DC for ya)

"Have you ever bought something, then return it after using it or wearing it?"