Because you're ugly?

oh be nice!
Fab~i understand what you're saying...except for the nun thing...i never even considered that...

While that is a good guess and to you I'm sure you think that, but no....it's not b/c I'm ugly....thanks for caring though. :D :rolleyes:

You're right. You do seem like the type of girl who always has her mouth stuffed...

well someone is being not very nice. oh well, that's just champ's way of doing things.

i have to give many props to FAB for holding out that long. it's not easy. congrats!
more power to those of you who can withstand the temptation. i have to say i'm not very good at withstanding the temptation though.

shelley j
sigma k

To be honest, the first time I've ever had the desire to do it was when I was her age. Late bloomer, I guess.

Thank you! :D

OK I'm imagining you to be a farmgirl because of your location. If you're cute, skinny, wear pig tails, and have overalls, I might be willing to help you out here. I can provide sexual services to a certain degree.

-Rudey
--Hell, if you ride a tractor to my apartment, I'm making you dinner! :)

yeah, b/c omaha has a ton of farms. you have to go about three hours west of omaha to find farms.

I just now found out girls like when you pull their hair when you're hitting it from the back :)

Yay for pigtails.

Keep up the good work FAB*SpiceySpice. 19 1/2 is not that old. There was a mosaic of Pegasus on one of the buildings of my college. We had a legend that when a virgin graduated, Pegasus would fly. I know many women who saw it fly. ;)

What do you mean? There's another one on here that's 21 1/2, lol lol lol.

Here at EMU, our water tower is shaped (I shit you not) like an enormous dick. The legend around here is that if a virgin graduates from here, it's going to fall over. It's been erect (pun intended) for well over 150 years.:D

Is this thread dying out?!? I hope not, it has been SO entertaining...I don't think I've ever laughed so hard while sitting at my computer!!!
As for the listerine strips...I have heard that thy're a little TOO strong...they burn....or so I've been told (this is from WAYYY back)

Besides the pleasure button and mr. wiggly, what body parts, if touched the right way, will make you go completely out of your mind?

I once knew a girl who had orgasisms when her feet were massaged.