Oh my gosh, I think I just fell out of my chair. This is the best rush thread EVER! Following and anxiously awaiting to find out where Chuck ends up.

Chuck, it's a shame you dropped Phi Mu. You could have used our quatrefoil as a weapon-- like a ninja star.

this is seriously the best thread ever on GC!

Here is my analysis

Theta: Symbol - Kite, Flower - Pansy, Mascot - Cat
Pi Phi: Symbol - Arrow, Flower - Wine Carnation, Mascot - Angel
Zeta: Symbol - Crown, Flower - Violet, Mascot - Strawberry

I'm going with Zeta Tau Alpha. Why? Chuck would never consider himself a Pansy. Being known as an Angel would hurt Chuck's bad-ass-dude's reputation. Which leads me to Zeta. He will wear the crown

I think that's a pretty good analysis.

I'm pretty torn between Pi Phi and Zeta. While he would be an "Angel" if he joined Pi Phi, he'd be the Bad Ass Angel of Death.
That just REEKS of coolness!

Chuck's final installment...
 

Last night it was late when Chuck filled out his bid card. Chuck filled out his own name three times because “Chuck Norris” is never wrong.

Chuck was up all night making plans for a quintuple-bladed extinction crown, a saber-toothed death kite, and venom-infused, blow-dart arrows.

Chuck was starting to question the infinite wisdom that inspired his creative bid day card at 7 a.m. when … the phone rang. Chuck had heard about the phone calls on bid day and his bicepts started to swell in the purest fury he had ever known. The seams of his favorite Bratz pajamas began to rip open thread by thread.

Chuck played it cool, though, and answered as he usually does: “You have ten seconds to identify yourself or die.”

A lady’s voice answered. “This is Julie Burkhard, your Rho Chi. We’ve had a bid matching issue we’d like to talk to you about before we can give any of the other PNMs bids. Would you come down, please?”

Chuck was there in less than 60 seconds, not because he was in a hurry. In fact, Chuck could have been there earlier if he hadn’t been accessorizing. Chuck can be anywhere in the world in less than 60 seconds.

When Chuck arrived, Ms. Burkhard looked very relieved to see him. She said, “Chuck, we really need your help. We entered your information into our bid matching software and I don’t know how to tell you this, but our system crashed. I guess we just weren’t prepared for Chuck Norris to be placed in the mutual selection process. It was likely our fault for assuming the software could handle you. Well, I am sorry to say that the software did not match your bid before it began to inexplicably ooze bullets and blood from the back of the computer. So, I talked to all the groups, and it turns out that they all would like Chuck as a sister. Here are your bid cards.”

Chuck started to flip through the cards, and then became confused. Why was there a squirrel on one of Chuck’s bids? A turtle, too? Was this a joke? Chuck likes jokes about as much as he likes the stepford-posts on HPRL. Chuck counted the cards – there were 26. Chuck asked Ms. Burkhard about it, she replied, “Oh I forgot to tell you. Something else rather unprecedented happen. Your entire PNM group refused to name organizations on their bid card. If there were just a few, we’d just refuse to put them in the system, but each of them wrote “I want what Chuck wants.” The whole situation is rather unheard of, so I started making some calls to find out what to do. Once it got out to the other NPC organizations that Chuck Norris was going through recruitment, suddenly everyone wanted to colonize here if it meant Chuck Norris would be their first new member. While I personally do not think this is the best solution, anything else would risk a complete revolution by the unrepresented sororities. I’m afraid that telling them no would have been the end of NPC! So, I hope you choose wisely, Chuck.

Chuck was blown away. Sure Chuck had something special with kung fu Theta, but what more did he have in common with the other thetas besides politics? Didn’t he want something more out of sisterhood? And sure the Zetas were nice, but Chuck isn’t so sure the members he met were worldly enough. And while the Pi Phis were thoughtful, did Chuck really want to make a lifetime commitment over a gun-cookie? Chuck had made forum-friends on GC with sisters from all of the groups, and Chuck really didn’t want to limit himself to the sororities on campus. In fact, it started to seem more Chuck-like to bring his entire PNM group with him and start a new chapter on campus with all new Chucktastic traditions.

Chuck didn’t know how he felt as he flipped through the cards. Then… one of the bid cards, in cerulean blue, stood out. It said:

“Chuck, we’d like to invite you to join our Delta Force.”

It went on: “Since 1888, we think our founders were building up for Chuck to take us into the 21st century in style.”

Chuck was touched. Chuck is now proud to become a colonizing new member…





of…













Delta








Delta







Delta!



Chuck thanks everyone for encouraging in the process and hopes that all of Chuck’s GC fans will be happy for him. Chuck looks forward to being a Panhellenic sister to all of his NPC friends. Chuck pledges to protect the entire NPC from the Axis of Evil!

Congratulations Chuck Norris. I hope you and Tri Delta have a beautiful life long bond!

I'm not going to lie... that ending threw me for a loop. I thought Chuck Norris wasn't a pansy? :eek::p

LOL! Chuck is a Tri Delt!!

congratulations chuck-although i must admit i am crushed that i can only call you a panhellenic sister. well, that...... and protector of npc.

YAY Chuck!

I can see you kicking ass and taking names with your trident of justice. ;)


Still, it would have been cool to have you as a Sig Kap so you can hurl our snake around.

Chuck Norris knew someone would bring this up (sigh). Chuck Norris is not a pansy... Chuck Norris is the giant Sequoia tree surrounded by pansies.

What fine bastion of higher learning dares to claim Mr. Norris?

dont for get to introduce yourself in the Delta Delta Delta forum!!!

this thread is great! :)

Awesome ending! Chuck for Panhellenic President!

DELTA....

Aww, I got my hopes up...for nothing.

Oh, well, Chuck, congrats on your bid. Oh-what did you bid shirt say?

So, into what sunset (campus) is Chuck and his clan of Tri Delts riding?

I'm lovin it and thinking-no wonder Chuck picked Tri Delta. Hello. Now he can rock on land AND on sea with his kick a** dolphins to swat away any annoying fraternity sharks. The 3 pointy letters all in a row--they fairly scream out-don't mess with Chuck and the gang.

May the Delta Force be with you, Chuck!! You better whip that PNM class into shape!

WOOHOO! Welcome to the Delta Force sisterhood Chuck! ;)

Chuck makes Bratz Kewl!!! We want more Chuck stories!!!! Love you in greekdom! Too bad you didn't choose NPHC. lol

Chuck please fastforward to the point of where your school is having recruitment again and you are considering the next batch of PNMs!:D

Chuck is moving up
 

I can see it now...."Vote Chuck and Huck, so Give us your Buck"

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...uckandHuck.jpg

Just think of all the future adventures in addition to his first recruitment as an active!
Chuck's first mixer event,
Chuck's first Delta Delta Delta intramural squad,
Chuck's first meeting/officer selection,
Chuck's first Greek Week, etc...
I can't wait. :D

What about when Chuck is on the other side of recruitment?


ETA: I can totally see someday, someone will come on here and post "Did you know that Chuck Norris is a Delta Delta Delta?" and it will go down in history along with the pin on the moon...

Congrats to Chuck & Tri-Delt!

After Mike Huckabee looses the Republican nomination to John Mc Cain, he & his wife will join his good friend Chuck as Tri-Delt's new houseparents! :):)

That makes two of us!!
Oh, yeah - that will DEFINITELY happen!

If they have Chuck, they don't need other officers. His election is a mere formality. ;)

WOOOOHOOOOO!!! Welcome to the sisterhood!!!!!!! :p

It only makes sense.... Tri Delta is headquartered in Texas!

Sweet! Welcome to the sisterhood and please come and intro yourself over in the Tri Delta forum!:)

Congratulations to you and Tri Delta!

I SO want to answer the telephone with this!

Congratulations on Tri Delta, Chuck! :D

That would be a giant Pine Tree surrounded by pansies.

Welcome to Delta Delta Delta!

I always thought that Chuck Norris was more like a lion. ;)

You really shouldn't correct Chuck Norris. Didn't you know that Chuck Norris is NEVER wrong? He reserves the right to change the symbols of your GLO. ;):p

I guess that's better than "Delta Delta Delta, Can I help ya, help ya, help ya?"

Exactly what I was thinking! (Although I love those sketches)

Yay for this recruitment story and yay for two-buck chuck-
I <3 Trader Joe's and Chuck:p

Now that I read the entire thread: Welcome to the Delta Force!!!

I really, really hope Chuck posts about his first mixer.

What I wanna know is what GCer is behind "Chuck Norris?" Far too many GC references for it to be a newbie...

I have a pretty good guess.... But knowing might take the fun out of it. :D Great thread. Keep posting Chuck — in this thread and any others where justice needs dispensing.

I would have thought Chuck would be a mighty panda, the only animal with no natural enemies!! Makes sense to me! :rolleyes:

Congrats on TRI DELTA!!!!!! Do we get to know what school you attend Chuck?

Twinkle 555- Maybe Chuck has a sister who's going through recruitment at another campus next year. Maybe Sister of Chuck(y) would fall in love with roses and pandas. :rolleyes: We could always invite Chuck to visit the house during a family weekend.

Dare to dream.