KMart: cheap crap - and even crappier service.



Greek Chat

Greek Chat - fulfilling your daily requirement of snark!


BMW

You drive it, you can't afford it but you look 'good' in it/





Norton Anti Virus

Norton Anti Virus- Give us tons of your hard earned money and we will put even more viruses on your computer in return!!!




NFL

We Kill'em, we dogfight'em, we dope'em, and sell lots of merchandise....

You keep watching, attending, and tailgating as we get richer!

The No Fun League is where it's at....









NBA

NBA- Never expect your shows to come on on time, we have to do a 45 minute recap of the game!




Ice Skating

Ice Skating: For those times you're feeling a little too coordinated and graceful...



NHL

Sponsored by the American Dental Association - with just cause.








Amazon.com

For the xenophobic AND angoraphobic shoppers - we know getting past phobias is overrated


Totes umbrellas

you know you want a bumbershoot like Rhianna's.

Icy Hot

Icy Hot : When you're not sure if you've injured yourself or if you're just sore.



Pringles

When you're not into that whole "individualist" b.s.


Fabreze

Even if you have worn the same pants for 2 weeks, they can still smell dryer fresh!



Quickbooks

Quickbooks: The Quick & Easy Way to Crash Your System




Flintstones Gummy Vitamins

Flintstones Gummy Vitamins- the perfect way to completely confuse kids as to what is medicine and what is candy

Clorox Disinfecting Wipes

Clorox Disinfecting Wipes- If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie Wipe the Seatie

Sharpie Pens

When you want to write your kids' names in their clothes and get high at the same time.

Auntie Anne's pretzels

When regular ol' cheap pretzels won't do...



Underarmor

Underarmour - makes you at least look like you work out.



Waterford

They're expensive, you'll never use them, and they'll just sit there collecting dust. But you'll register for them because your bossy mother-in-law insists every newlywed needs a 14-piece set of crystal.

SOPi.....you broke the game....



Bose

What's the point of annoying other drivers with TVs in headrests without speakers that can annoy them, too?


Tuna Helper

When you absolutely have no other food in the house but a freakin' can a tuna.


Solo cups

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Solo cups: Nothing screams "I'm desperately trying to re-live my college days" like red solo cups.

The Magic Bullet

Small blender for your studio apartment.


Blackberry

Blackberry: You will never, ever have another free or private moment to yourself. Ever.


Nutrisystem

You get 7 days free if you pay for 8923 days up front!!! What a DEAL!!!

George Foreman Grill

a flavorless burger is a healthy burger!



Speedo

For the man who's in true denial about his body.






Wonderbra.

For the woman who's in true denial about her body.

UGG boots.

You can't spell ugly without UG.




Tabasco sauce

Tabasco sauce: Unfortunately, probably the hottest thing in you'll ever get in your mouth.

Leather Couches

Leather Couches: Who doesn't want to sit on something cold and slippery?


Vera Bradley purses

Vera Bradley purses: We make the diaper-bag-look chic




TARGET

for when you are too cheap to go to a real store, but what to feel snobby about not going to wal*mart

electric knives

Because that back and forth motion is just too straining.

Jolt Cola

Jolt Cola. Helping nerds play WOW for hours since 1985.



Cheerios.

Cheerios - we feed it to babies because their tastebuds haven't developed yet.




Play Station 3

PS3: The reason why my nephew has Carpal Tunnel

Nike

Nike: Just do it. And by it, we mean pay insane amounts of money for the Air Jordan, amongst our many overpriced sneaker lines.

HBO