This has to be a record...it's been over 100 posts before someone asked. Why yes, it is me....















the perverted female member occi was talking about. I bet $20!

MY BAD!!!!

here we are....some fresh grown horny goat weed for natural sophisicated proper sexual congress

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LMAO! hell yeah!

just because he is 80 years old and 2 feet from deaths door doesnt mean you dont have to PAY for the diamonds and house with the sexy poolboy! come sit on daddy's lap!:D

she sit on my lap it will no longer count as natural sophisticated sex....but I bet she will be whole lot less {up}tight

naw, thats ELDERLY sophisticated sex. as long as he has on a necktie, and she has on pearls!!:)

Can we please move past the sophisticated sex jokes? After several pages, they're just not funny any more.

and spats...cant forget the spats

we're sorry. its just one of those things you never thought you'd hear together, you know? like "free money" or "amicable divorce" :)

See, still funny.

Note on the necktie: a COLLEGE tie please.

Yup, still funny, lol.

And true- I mean what the hell?

I hear that train a'coming . . .
It's coming round the bend . . .

You know, I put good time into my post and you guys just ignored it to talk about old people sex. Take it to another thread before I get really mad.

cute look here

http://www.apricot.com/~emerson/imag...his-thread.jpg

i am going to end up in a psych ward behind you people!!! too funny!

pork...I am sorry this thread has taken so many turns...I missed it...can u please bump that post here?

thanks!!

Page 8, bottom post, go find it and enjoy it damnit! Jeez, the things I do for you people!

uuuhhh....we're not up to page 8 yet?

which thread?

pork. fried. rice. :eek:

what are we going to do with you? you owe me 5 minutes of oxygen and life for watching that chocolate rain... im stuttering, im so confused!!:confused:

dammit daemon...

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...&postcount=120

Here. Now never say I don't entertain people again! Fart noises are never not funny. They're the height of sophisticated humour.

why....why?? choc'late rain...WHY???????


I must gargle to get the taste out

was that a man or woman? i am more confused now than ever...the worst part is that someone felt it was necessary to put that on youtube.

it just aint natural. or sophisticated. :D

Man, 25, voice is totally legit. Watching that video is a carwreck but the spoof is much, much funnier.

I would consider cops as "meat and potatoes" and "donuts" people.

Don't think I'm missing out on anything by not living in the deep south. There are no mountains down there. I bet they have never heard of a "chalet", *pronounced as SHA-LAY*.

You two are dorks. Please stop it.

dork is not a sophisticated word. Your vocabulary should be more refined than to use the word dork.

Boob.

I'm pretty sure Virginia, Tennessee and North Carolina are considered "deep South" - and last I checked, they had mountains.
Is geography not considered "sophisticated"?
And New Orleanians would be tickled to learn that you thought they couldn't pronounce "chalet", cher.
If we are so awful, why does op keep returning? What good is a flounce if you keep coming back?

Clearly not. REAL ladies don't go there. And no one in the south has ever watched a movie set in Switzerland, France, or Aspen- not to mention 5/10 James Bond movies. No chalets for them!

Can't sleep at night.....
And your soooooooul wonders whyyyy.....

I consider Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina as the "deep South". Some areas in those states are kind of "hilly" but nothing like you will find in the west or farther north.

My goodness, the stereotyping and condescension. tsk! tsk!

I'd be willing to bet a few things, not the least of which is the funny farm you seem to have escaped from, on the following:

First, I bet you're not married, have no kids, probably haven't been to college, and have a lot of inner anger you need to release.

Second, I think you're living vicariously through Greek Chat. That's pronounced
vī-kâr'ē-əs-lē.

Imitation is the best form of flattery. So thanks, I guess…:p

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1495444) dork is not a sophisticated word. Your vocabulary should be more refined than to use the word dork.

Hey DaemonSeid, it sounds like she’s flirting—name calling is the first step. I think she’s turned on…:D
She is that indeed.

You remind me of a joke.

A group of Southern ladies is sitting on a bus next to a group of Yankee girls. One of the Southern belles, hospitable and outgoing as she has always been reared to be, leans across the aisle and asks one of the Yankees, "So, where y'all from?" The Yankee haughtily responds, "Somewhere we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition." The Yankee girls all get a good snicker out of this, but the Southern girl just smiles sweetly and replies, "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

lol, Icelandelf. "funny farm". :p

Objection sustained -- assuming facts not in evidence.

Yeah, I'll go ahead and say it . . .

Bless her heart.

Isn't she just darling?

Precious, really.

naw it's not anger....she needs a good OOOoooooooo as in ORGASM...which would require a good stroke which would require.......hmm...u may be right she may not have any of those hence this thread.


she likes natural sex so much but she keeps coming back to this board and posting giving us more material to flame on...that would make her a masochist (pronounced mas-uh-kist).....that's NOT natural nor healthy

This reminds me of a joke--

A masochist and a sadist were stranded on an island.

After a week, the masochist couldn't take it anymore and pleaded to the sadist, "Please!!! Torture me!!!"

And the sadist replied, "No.":p

The normal way? Doggy or what?

Damn work. I was gona ask that!

I can tell you what is "deep south". I can also tell you what is kind of "hilly".

Wait is Rickrolling a recognizable thing? explain please. This is too good to miss.