Originally Posted by Lady of Pearl (Post 1424855)

:rolleyes: Y'all know your wrong Y'all know your wrong--SMH do your research sweetie.

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1 (Post 1424908)

Did you know that you said that twice? How old are you? If you are over 65, please get screened for the early stages of Alzheimer's Disease. Please report to the local medical place.

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1424913)

I think she is aware of what she typed. Please refrain from giving any diagnosis to my Soror or anyother person on GC humored by your Trollness...thank you! She simply said that we (GC'er other than you) were wrong for jumping on you.

Originally Posted by PhrozenGenius (Post 1427368)

I'M A UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA GRADUATE AND I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MISINFORMATION!!!!!

We learned this in orientation...

In 1923, Abraham Lincoln visited the University of Alabama and stood in the door as Sojourner Truth attempted to walk through and register to work out in the gym on campus because she didn't feel as though she should have to walk 2 hours, uphill, in the snow to simply do Pilates.

So, as she planned to walk in and sign up a man named Hannibal was riding by on his elephant. (That kind of stuff is quite common in Alabama) he saw the event of magnanimous proportion that was about to occur at this time and decided to charge full speed ahead into the gym that President Lincoln was standing in front of.

Sojourner Truth never made it to the gym that day, she had a heart attack while walking 4 miles downhill in the snow to the UA doors. DST now has a woman holding a fruit tray as their symbol. (Sojourner Truth was a cashier at Whole Foods) The Elephant Represents the One Hannibal rode on to destroy Abrahama Lincoln's racial intolerance. The Crimson and Cream Represent the Crimson blood from the injuries sustained that day and the Cream Cheese Bagels that were in the Gym.

The University has ALWAYS taken a stance against...I mean for Equality and Justice in Education. Delta Sigma Theta was founding that eventful day and has been the greatest sorority known to mankind and ESPECIALLY the UA campus.

Now the AKA's were founded at an Ivy League School and it's a funny story dealing with a man named Diego and his swift feet, a Prince who was cursed by witch, and a whale named Willy that a little guy we know as Michael Jackson sang about...

Originally Posted by NiaX (Post 1427450)

help me lawd.... LOL!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by PhrozenGenius (Post 1427564)

Don't blame me....blame Barack Obama....he'll be a scapegoat for something soon enough.

Originally Posted by PhrozenGenius (Post 1427564)

Don't blame me....blame Barack Obama....he'll be a scapegoat for something soon enough.

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1422748)

Future Greek, I forgot to tell you more about Delta.
We are each shareholders in Delta airlines and Delta faucets!:D So we all fly for free on Delta airlines AND we charge the other Greeks three times the price to fly our airlines. Other Greeks who have Delta in their name get a discount too, but DST negotiated first so we get top tier discounts so we can go visit our elephants more often -- if Delta is first in their name, they save 50%, if it is 2nd, they save 25% and if it is 3rd, they save 10% but Delta Delta Delta saves 88%.

Hope this helps.

Originally Posted by PhrozenGenius (Post 1427368)

I'M A UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA GRADUATE AND I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MISINFORMATION!!!!!

We learned this in orientation...

In 1923, Abraham Lincoln visited the University of Alabama and stood in the door as Sojourner Truth attempted to walk through and register to work out in the gym on campus because she didn't feel as though she should have to walk 2 hours, uphill, in the snow to simply do Pilates.

So, as she planned to walk in and sign up a man named Hannibal was riding by on his elephant. (That kind of stuff is quite common in Alabama) he saw the event of magnanimous proportion that was about to occur at this time and decided to charge full speed ahead into the gym that President Lincoln was standing in front of.

Sojourner Truth never made it to the gym that day, she had a heart attack while walking 4 miles downhill in the snow to the UA doors. DST now has a woman holding a fruit tray as their symbol. (Sojourner Truth was a cashier at Whole Foods) The Elephant Represents the One Hannibal rode on to destroy Abrahama Lincoln's racial intolerance. The Crimson and Cream Represent the Crimson blood from the injuries sustained that day and the Cream Cheese Bagels that were in the Gym.

The University has ALWAYS taken a stance against...I mean for Equality and Justice in Education. Delta Sigma Theta was founded that eventful day and has been the greatest sorority known to mankind and ESPECIALLY the UA campus.

Now the AKA's were founded at an Ivy League School and it's a funny story dealing with a man named Diego and his swift feet, a Prince who was cursed by witch, and a whale named Willy that a little guy we know as Michael Jackson sang about...

Originally Posted by 1908Revelations (Post 1423344)

You are the one asking about sororities....so...
You could be a girl, a boy, or a girlboy combo. Hell I don't know.:confused:






Who still says this?


BTW, you are not as funny as you were yesterday. Step ya game up!

Originally Posted by PhrozenGenius (Post 1427368)

I'M A UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA GRADUATE AND I'M OFFENDED BY THIS MISINFORMATION!!!!!

We learned this in orientation...

In 1923, Abraham Lincoln visited the University of Alabama and stood in the door as Sojourner Truth attempted to walk through and register to work out in the gym on campus because she didn't feel as though she should have to walk 2 hours, uphill, in the snow to simply do Pilates.

So, as she planned to walk in and sign up a man named Hannibal was riding by on his elephant. (That kind of stuff is quite common in Alabama) he saw the event of magnanimous proportion that was about to occur at this time and decided to charge full speed ahead into the gym that President Lincoln was standing in front of.

Sojourner Truth never made it to the gym that day, she had a heart attack while walking 4 miles downhill in the snow to the UA doors. DST now has a woman holding a fruit tray as their symbol. (Sojourner Truth was a cashier at Whole Foods) The Elephant Represents the One Hannibal rode on to destroy Abrahama Lincoln's racial intolerance. The Crimson and Cream Represent the Crimson blood from the injuries sustained that day and the Cream Cheese Bagels that were in the Gym.

The University has ALWAYS taken a stance against...I mean for Equality and Justice in Education. Delta Sigma Theta was founded that eventful day and has been the greatest sorority known to mankind and ESPECIALLY the UA campus.

Now the AKA's were founded at an Ivy League School and it's a funny story dealing with a man named Diego and his swift feet, a Prince who was cursed by witch, and a whale named Willy that a little guy we know as Michael Jackson sang about...

Originally Posted by teena (Post 1431405)

This is tooo funny

Originally Posted by AlexMack (Post 1526708)

*bump*

Because I just saw a bright red and cream elephant strolling down the street. I wasn't sure if ya'll had an elephant-catching hotline or something.

Originally Posted by Senusret I (Post 1559707)

^^^^ Man, BOOOOOOOO!

Originally Posted by Synergy_21 (Post 1559714)

Originally Posted by knight_shadow (Post 1559718)

Or we can make the comments stop since this thread is from April

Originally Posted by knight_shadow (Post 1559718)

Or we can make the comments stop since this thread is from April

Originally Posted by pinkies up (Post 1560211)

Or, you can get off Delta Ave. and let them handle their business...my Sistergreeks are very capable.....:cool:

Originally Posted by pinkies up (Post 1560211)

Or, you can get off Delta Ave. and let them handle their business...my Sistergreeks are very capable.....:cool:

Originally Posted by knight_shadow (Post 1559718)

Or we can make the comments stop since this thread is from April

Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 1562563)

like that one by ol' girl who was afraid of clowns. *snigger* People still mention that every now and again.

Originally Posted by nittanyalum (Post 1562715)

Oh my god, thank you for bringing that up, just thinking about that story got me cracking up again and I needed to wake up more... that did it!