I think you should be nice... she might be trying to get into YOUR salon and would therefore share your hairdresser and make you sisters!

Of course I believe in unicorns, I'm part unicorn.

As soon as I get back from my otherkin convention, I'll post pics!

Wait, do you think that I should try to hide my unicornness from salons?

Yea.. if they found out you were part unicorn, they'd drop you like a hot potato!

OMG I *knew* that was why I never got any invites back to transplant consultations the first time around!

Well then you have more mystical powers than I do so I must gracefully defer to your awesomeness.

Having a horn can be frightening to salons. People ridicule and attempt to exclude what they don't understand. Not to be confused with you sucking, in general, and their just not liking you.

Now...go...prance along green pastures and prepare your unicorngreatness for HT. They better accept you or you shall remind them of how lucky they really are as you thrust your horn into their ribs.

Like I said, my salon is very elite and exclusive. That would never happen. I have nothing to worry about.

Just because your salon is elite doesn't mean all of its branches are! I can tell her which branches I hear are more accepting of all animal/humankind.

Wow...thanks for the words of encouragement!

Even though my blatant and unchecked weirdness has prevented me from ever engaging in any normal social interactions, I'm glad that I can still find my HT home!

Ladies, before I go on my trip, I had to say this:

Some of your most valuable sisters and friends may be hair transplant recipients. It is simply wrong to single out anyone just because they are follicularly challenged. That is all. Carry on.

Truly elite salons like mine don't have branches. That's what makes them elite.

I have naturally curly hair. How elite of me! I obviously have no need for HT, but I would suggest that your shoppers, oh pardon me, PHTs post your interest on the forum of every salon that has one. You'd hate to miss spreading your message to anyone.

OMG, you should both PM me so I can help you get in touch with the salon of your dreams! Don't listen to the haters out there. They are just JEALOUS that their salon isn't as elite as the ones you are looking at.

*Official Jeweler adds TigerEye to the PNHT necklace*

.....SOOOO ... I was blowdrying my hair today and realized I might need a hair transplant too... can anyone help me get information on hair transplant salons and sponser me to become a client?

I REALLY want hair transplants because they're the wave of the future.

Please help

Kthanksbye

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

I'm going to report you, because even though you weren't talk to me, about me, or directly at me...i'm feeling harrassed.

How dare you go around talking about which salons are elite and exclusive? Do you know anything about that? Suuuuurre you "say" your salon is exclusive, but I'm going to check....afterall before I was Queen of All-knowing things, I was a salon investigative reporter! So boo-yah!

I am deeply offended by this part of your post.

First, I don't know what OMGWTFBBQ means so that pisses me off for no reason...and then you're threatening to report KLPDaisy, which makes me pissed off on behalf of KLPDaisy.

Don't try to speak for KLPDaisy, are you her? I think....NOT. Or wait, maybe you are. Maybe your a sockpuppet, and your just trying to cause drama. I mean, I know you might have 2500 posts, but still! You could have gotten them all by posting bs, and i know about posting bs b/c after I was a salon investigative reporter, I was a bullshit detector.

Oh yeah....your REPORTED. Or should I say "sued?" You totally ruined my reputation, and for that i'm going to want you to pay me 35 bajillion dollars, and i don't care if you can pay, because its just for the "principle" of the thing.

Can someone please sponser me to get into a salon? :( I need to fulfill this void in my life.

.. and head.

Okay, that is the most selfish thing I have EVER heard! How dare you come on here & make fun of me & my hairternal sisters on our journey by talking about all your naturally curly hair. I don't give two twinkies about your curly hair & you are totally insensitive to even mention it. :mad:

texas*princess - welcome to our journey, my hairternal sister. I am proud to have you along the way. I think greekalum & Xylochick will both be able to help you - they have given me a lot of inspiration (greekalum is SO going to get me in with JimBob's OMG!!!!11!!!eleventy1! I just know she can help you too!! My cousin Hickey says you gotta have people you can depend on & that in this world, nothing is for certain except drinking beer on Sunday's watching the race, and cheating the IRS out of taxes. I am so inspired by his words - maybe I can get you & him hooked up together or something. He is a real nice looking guy & you hardly notice how messed up his head looks where the metal plates were put in. Plus he doesn't dip anymore - well, not in bed he says.

Same here. Thank GOODNESS hair transplants are rare at my salon.

I think they're very rare at my salon. I've never seen anyone at my salon who needs a hair transplant, either. I just don't think I need a hair transplant yet. What do I do if I think I might need one in the future?

Maybe everyone at my salon already had a hair transplant, and that's why I haven't noticed? Maybe they are just letting me go there because they feel bad for me and my natural hair? I'm so confused!

ariesrising - I shouldn't have to tell you why I feel I am good enough to deserve a hair transplant. That's between me & the salon(s) that I pursue.

AXO Alum - thank you so much for your information!

I'm so excited!

I've been in contact with 3 hair salons. I know discretion is the key, so I will name them after the Muppet Babies.

* Kermit - I really loved the commercial I saw on TV from Kermit. It looked very professional. They are obviously an elite salon, so I am going to definitely sell myself to become a client here.
* Miss Piggy - There was a branch of Miss Piggy at my last place of residence. They were always nice & welcoming so hopefully they will welcome me into their salon!
* Gonzo - I don't know a lot about Gonzo yet, but I hope my (future) sponser will give me more information as I can only get the basics from their website. They look like a great group of stylists.

Wish me luck!!! OMG I'm so excited!!!

If this is the *same* salon that I am thinking it may be, you can forget it! Thanks to KLPDaisy & ZTAngel, they have been notified that we are "shopping" for a salon that will fulfill our dreams & our lifelong journey as a PNHT client. So you can thank them for being so selfish & trying to stop our dreams from coming true. :( :mad: :rolleyes: :eek:

So it's been a few hours and I still haven't heard anything yet.

Should I follow-up? How much follow-up is too much?

AXO Alum- I'm sad because I think that might be why Kermit hasn't called me back :(

Texas-even though I don't know you personally and have expressed distaste with this thread previously, I will be happy to sponsor you for HT with my salon. I just like how pretty your name looks and my dyslexic mind thinks that you should have a beautiful mane to go with that name!

You're welcome.

I told you - spam 'em all, ....er, rather let all of them know with all certainty that you are interested and available. How in the world will they know if you don't remind them humpty-million times? Hope this helps.

;)

It would be much classier to spell out the words "Thank You" in your own hair.

OMG - how awesome would that be! They would HAVE to know how serious you are if you use your own sparse hair to spell out a message.

Thanks so much for all the tips my fellow hairternal sisters!!!

Here's an update!

*Kermit - still no word. I think it might be because they are elite, but I'm going to call every branch in the area to find a sponser and maybe that will help with the process.

* Miss Piggy - I got a call back, but I was away from my phone and they didn't leave a message, so I'm going to send them a thank you card for calling me and call back again

* Gonzo - one of my fantastic hairternal sisters has agreed to help me with this particular salon. I'm especially excited because I think this one might be the one!!! But I need to make sure this the the eternal home for my hair so I will still be in contact with Miss Piggy and Kermit until I know more.

I'll keep you updated! OMG!

For the love of all things that are holy- truly elite salons don't have branches. Is this really that difficult a concept to grasp? If you tell Kermit that you want to be a client because they're elite, they'll know you're just bs'ing them and are trying too hard. It's like if you apply to Hostos Community College as a safety school and tell them that they're your #1 choice due to their high level of academic excellence and strong alumni network.

I'm disturbed that you all would actually be shopping different salons. Some of you are even posting these various HT organizations' policies for intake of new patients. This cannot stand.

HT is a process which is NOT the norm. It is only something which is right for a certain few people. You shouldn't be seeking HT unless you are actually one fo these people. In fact, HT should seek you if you are one of these people.

I'm disturbed that we're even discussing this on an internet message board. People could easily browse in here and suddenly decide that HT is for them. Then, they may even start shopping for different HT organizations. This is wrong. This is not what was intended in this thread, but that is what it has become.

I'm aware that many HT organizations have actually changed their patient intake process in response to complaints about this thread. Clearly, the mods of chit chat cannot handle their jobs, thus we must lock or delete this thread.

The fact is that we know too well that these HT organizations are not capable of screening members. I've even heard of current members of HT groups offering recommendations over the internet without ever having met the PHTP. This cannot work, and this isn't the place.

I would like to start a petition to get this thread deleted. Now.. who is with me?

Thank god, finally a moderator has arrived with the voice of reason!

KLPDaisy- please leave your comments to yourself. I am trying to fulfill a void in my life. Let me try to fulfill my dream!~~ *humph!*

Trying to fulfill your dreams is all well and good. But be sure you don't add to any misinformation about HT that is already floating around on the intarweb.

Seriously; do not become the balding human version of wikipedia.

By the powers vested in me, I am KLPDaisy on Sunday evenings.

Look here, ep..."chick"...you can't report me because I've already reported YOU. To the GC authorities...to the Feds...to the United Nations. Shove that principle up your azz...but make sure it's consensual.

Are they the "wave" of the future, or the "weave" of the future?

Bwah ha ha ha ha.... :p ;) :D

How dare you make personal attacks like that to your own HT sisters. I'm reporting you!

They should have branches! What about a woman who didn't know anything about haircare before it was too late. Wasn't sure what shampoo was for, didn't know what conditioner did. She selected her first hair salon based on its price point, not whether or not it had an extensive haircare System. All her hair fell out and now, if you can tell me where she should have come up with the money to pay for the conditioner, shampoo, hairbrush fees, and everything else, when she wasn't permitted to work, I would love to hear it. She ruled out stealing.

She should be allowed to have a transplant now! Her parents wouldn't let her care for her hair!