that would be a shame...he's 5ft nothing and u 5'4 in heels...LOL

Hahahahahahaha! OMG! I'm laughing really hard at the football necks.

1. Really big body builder guys. Ewww gross.
2. Long hair
3. Hairy body
4. No beards
5. Bad dresser
6. Bad teeth and bad breath
7. Dirty fingernails (such a turn off)
8. Bad acne
9. Bad hygene (no BO)
10. Fat guys
11. Nose hairs
12. Hair on the ears
13. Big rough looking sand paper hands and thick fingers
14. Shorter than me and weighs less than me (I'm 5'7" 118 lbs)
15. No earrings anywhere or body rings
16. A guy with a large butt
17. Really pale guys
18. Freckles
19. Pits in his face
20. Connected eyebrow (unibrows)

im sorry...when i said think twice, i meant in a good way. i swear, our Diamond Springs water delivery guy was frickin GORGEOUS, and had locs down his back. besides, the locs give us wild women somethin' to hang on to;)

and yes, there are probably 5 or 6 dozen bald horses running around now. i do believe Beyonce had 2 or 3 in her head alone! its nice to mix it up every now and then, but when ponies are going extinct? its time ta let it go!

^^^^^^ has loqs going down his back....and no complaints either.... **wink**

u know...one time I saw a dred wig...not one of those novelty ones...but one at the hair shop....I almost threw up

dread wig = no game whatsoever. it isnt that hard to grow them that you have to resort to something that probably looked and smelled like roadkill...as long as they are neat and clean, i can totally deal!

not trying to be rude, but i'm just wondering, has that EVER been a problem? really. seeing as that's really not height/weight proportionate, that should NEVER be an issue for you. ever.

- m

plus I would be insulted knowing I took 7 years to grow mine and she took less than 5 mins to buy and wear....

I guess it could be a problem if she ever decided to date an anorexic inch worm.

Or maybe it was an excuse to post her 'stats'?

I'm pretty picky and I have noticed that a lot of the guys who fall into my "hot" category are getting farther and farther away from my age group....bascially I still dig the same guys I did when I was 20 but the guys who were 20 when I was grew out of it.

Here's the don't list (in no particular order):
* Man-sweater/Hair shirt
* Muscles bulging out all over....especially those guys who should be in a XXL T-shirt but insist on buying a large (or medium) to show off the bod....ick
* Tall guys - c'mon, folks, I'm 5'2. 5'10 is my MAX MAX MAX on guy height. I'm not keen on seeing things eye to belly button
* Thick heavy facial hair....I'm cool with a 5 o'clock shadow but full beard or Snidely Whiplash 'stash....that's gotta go
* Heavy guys - I really dig the heroin waif/emo kid Tyson Ritter Nick Zinner look - not really sure why.

Guido-ness. I can't stand that. The spiked hair, tight shirts, way too much polyester, man-jewelry, and fake tans are all no-nos, IMHO.

Same goes with the obvious thing about bad hygiene. Be clean. Smell good. Don't gross me out. This is a smell thing, but guys wearing too much cologne (or worse--that nasty Tag/Tag-like crap) are waaaay gross, IMHO.

I don't think you're rude. Actually, the biggest problem I've had was with my height. The guys that I've dated were either my height or a little taller, but not by much. I wouldn't go out with a guy shorter than me. My weight is up and down. It's usually in between 120lbs and 125lbs, that day it just happened to be around 118lbs but I keep it below 125lbs at all costs. I totally wouldn't want to get any larger than that. Yes, I am thin, but I have a really nice figure. I guess I'm thin in all the right places.:p People ask me a lot if I model. Flattering but I wouldn't. Way too demanding, plus I love to eat.:D

My big one is long nails on a guy. For some reason that just gives me shivers. And that means I definitely don't want his paws touching me.

I refuse to date men who:

a) have bad oral hygiene (crooked, stained teeth)
b) are overweight
c) vertically challenged (I heart tall men)

I'm also not too fond of vertically challenged men. I prefer that you're at least my height when I'm in heels.

hee hee:p I feel you on this. I'm 5'2. My guy is 6'4:D

Every guy I've dated has been taller than me: I"m five feet nothing. :(

But I hate:
bad oral hygiene
long nails on a guy (not cute)
bad feet (take yo' crusty toes to the nail salon and get 'em done!! No one will question your manhood)

I feel really secure when I'm with my beau. I'm 5'7 and he is 7'2:D

Ditto on that....my best friend recently had me meet her boyfriend's two older brothers in an attempt to hook me up with one of them! One of them had such bad teeth!!!! Ewww......

My no list
1: gold diggers ( you will be lucky to get a lot of money out of me)
2: ghetto ( dont need no loud mouth or miss gossip girl near me)
3: make up model( i like females who can look good without makeup sometimes)
4: pickeerettes ( girls that like to be picky about every single thing)
5: tall females( keep away the chicks that are tall like Shaq and Yao Ming)
6: bad breath(if I have to wear a gas mask around you thats not going to work)
7: alot of weave( i would just date horses and other animals for that)
8: obese or super skinny( i like females that are between normal skinny and thick)
i added some that wasnt physical... i had to get those off my chest lol

:eek:


This still holds true although I should add:
under 5'10

Seriously!!! lol

My no/turn off list:

1. Excessive muscles
2. Guys who are shorter than 5'10
3. Pale men
4. long nails
5. Men with piercings
6. Men with long hair unless it's in dreads
7. Men who act feminine
8. Men who have weird sexual preferences/proclivities
9. Men with colored teeth
10. Men who think it's okay to wear white dress shoes and/or oddly colored suits.
11. Men wno wear velour suits
12. Men who curse like sailors
13. Men with bad tempers

Yeah, I just can't do it. *SMH*

lol

They still make those? I haven't seen a velour suit in a loooooooong time. (Thank goodness.)

They do. In fact at one point in the recent past, I found myself being approached on two occasions by men wearing velour suits, driving chrysler 300s, and wearing a bluetooth. That whole setup is horrible, but the velour suit pushed it over the edge.

LMFAO.
Turn-Offs- Bear with me its a LONG list:

1. Men with low/no-self confidence
2. Men who feel too "manly" to care about getting pampered
3. Men with poor hygeine altogetherr
4. Men that are obnoxious/loud
5. Men with bad credit
6. Men with no goals/live with mommy
7. Men with grills/gold teeth (messed up teeth altogether)
8. Men that aren't well groomed (even on their worst day)
9. Men with hair on their chest
10. Men that smoke.
11. Men that drink, curse, or nag excessively
12. Men that are STALKERS
13. Men that are "SELFISH" (you know):D

Dude let me add on to what you said and what I left out earlier.

I feel you on the weaves and those ghetto loud mouth, neck/head rolling, finger raising dumbazz tricks. I also can't get down with big butt women. Azz so big that if I were to put a glass of water on top of it she could walk around without it spilling or falling off. You said a lot of weave. For me it's NO weave at all. Period. The end. Not a lot of make up. I like natural beauty too.

Women with gay friends. Some women think it's cute. It's not. It's sick as fug.

tattoos of any kind anywhere. nose piercings. rings on every finger.

Women who have been in/stayed in abusive past relationships

Game players/gold diggers too.

Loose women past or present

Fast dressing women who don't respect or love themselves

Women who flirt with other men, even though they have a man

Women with male friends (associates are cool) but not to hang out with or talk to on the phone etc. ( I hate that shyt with a passion)

Disrespectful, smart mouth women, and liars/cheaters

Women who run the streets late at night hanging out at night clubs

Women who get drunk/buzzed or whatever....



I feel you on your list though.

There are a lot of big booty women in Mississippi. I love females who have big butts and thick thighs, long as they're not pass chubby.

Lol at the women with male friends part. I had this dude in the the band get mad at me earlier this semester because his girlfriend at the time is real cool with me and she happen to be sitting between my legs at a basketball game.

:eek::eek: I actually saw a woman wearing a velour dress with a full length velour coat over it in an office setting today. I couldn't help myself, I did a double take. I hope my mouth didn't drop open as well.

You're going to be the loneliest troll in Earpville.

Also, what the shit is "fast dressing"? Did you hear that off the latest wax grammophone pressing on your way to the sock hop? Holy balls.

RE-EDIT: You have to be fucking kidding me. I know you and that chick are the same lonely douche, but . . . you really have the balls to run out "have been in abusive relationships"? I don't know whether to applaud or puke.

What the hell??? That's so backwards. Additionally, those aren't physical appearances...that's sort of just a list of your unresolved issues.

ETA: Amen, KSig RC

Wow...you couldn't make this stuff up. I just hope that after this we never see a post where you complain about not being able to find a girlfriend/significant other.

stab wounds?

We shouldn't even post - there's no need to feed the PB/CG hydra

THANK YOU. I really thought it was just me.

Well it's obviously her fault if she has been in an abusive relationship.

"She was askin' for it!"

I know! I tried to tell the jury about that short skirt, too, but they disagreed. It's horseshit.

I admit it, I spewed on this one (while looking at my burn mark).