Is that Dogma?

Is it rude to tell your boss that's she's a complete nutjob?

Speakerphone is not acceptable when you work in a cube farm! :mad:

The reason you are failing is not because the I hate you. Its because you are a dumbass who never comes to class, studies, or does homework. Stop blaming your failure on everyone else. Grow up and take some responsibility.

Person 1: You apparently must've fallen asleep that day in kindergarten when they taught about using indoor voices. If you want to chit-chat with the person in the cubicle across the aisle, please walk over to her cubicle instead of shouting across the aisle. Thanks to your loudness, I now know your opinions about the latest pop songs and celebrity gossip, the lame jokes your friend forwarded to you (note: they are not laugh-out-loud funny despite your actual laughing out loud), and your latest baby-daddy drama.

Person 2: You are a moron. That is all.

Now THAT was funny!!!:D

Have you ever heard of Scope?

Hee hee...indoor voices, kindergarten...:p

Your precious little child is really a mean-spirited pain in the ass that needs a good ass-kicking.

I realize that I'm younger than your children, and the children of the other 5 people on our team. So don't you think its funny that you "adults" are the ones that can't ever make deadlines, show up for meetings, or respond to e-mails? Its more than a little frustrating! :mad:

Yes I do have my own office because my boss brought me FIVE SUITCASES of work. Am I supposed to roll five suitcases of litigation, some of which are SEALED, to whatever room you work in just so you feel special?

In response to an e-mail I received last Thursday... F*CK YOU!!!

As you are aware you will be receiving your profit share this week in your checks, it will add up to about 7.5 days.

Unfortunately.. there is no year end component profit bonus to be added to your checks, as we did not hit our year end legal entity profit, as was mentioned in our last meeting. As you are aware we must at least hit the year end legal entity to get anything on that item.

The miss on this part was certainly not due to any lack of effort on your part, it was merely an issue of higher than expected fleet costs and lower revenues versus the business plan. as we discussed as the year went on. We just could not overcome it.

I again thank you for all your hard work and dedication in 2006 and let's work towards better results in 2007.

We are already off to a much better start than 2006.

If you have any questions on the 2006 IC, please let me know.

thanks

Nope, Billy Madison!

Oh, my God. You are an idiot.

You suck and everyone in this office hates you. For starters, you think you're eveyone's boss when you're just a secretary with a glorified title. Quit whining when things don't go your way and apologize when you're wrong. While you think it's hot to be a six-foot tall woman, everyone in this office talks behind your back saying you look like a man. And not even an attractive man.

The president of the company stamps her own mail, do you think you could manage to do the same? I'm not the menial-tasks bitch.

"Shit."

If you were in the office more than 2 minutes a week, you might know what's going on, you stupid bitch. I find it really fucked up that the only thing that resonates with you is "boo hoo, the big bad comptroller/soccer mom yelled at me." You aren't fit to mop floors let alone manage people, and guess what - EVERYONE knows it.

T was right when she said once this merger is done we're all going to be working at Wal-mart. (Except me. I'm going to work at Ulta.)

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!

It's a bit cold-hearted to be happier than a puppy at a dog park because my account manager - the most useless account manager in the WORLD - has quit!!!!!!!

He will be working for one of our competitors, so he was escorted out the very same day!!!!!!!

I'm SOOOOOOOO busy but I don't care!!! I don't have to deal with his lazy ass anymore!!!

His new company has NO IDEA what they just hired! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They are in for a super nice surprise b/c all this guy is capable of doing is surfing espn.com and cnn.com ALL DAY LONG.

The project manager is not stupid. He has worked at this company for 23 years, and he knows that you and your husband pay for 3/4 your personal things through this company (Though I've seen your paychecks and 401k account, so I don't know why you must pay for everything personal through the company-being that you have more money then most people will see in three lifetimes). Don't act like he doesn't know.

I'm so glad it's Friday - otherwise I might say something that makes me loose my job today.

You are a blithering idiot. It's not my fault that YOU did not fill out your W-4s properly. You are such a jerk that as soon as you leave my desk I will do a happy dance about you owing $2000 to the IRS.

i'm so pissed that you've completely flushed all the hard work i put into that account down the freakin' toilet. i had everything under control. everything was buttoned up. but because you're a complete & useless idiot you have single-handedly brought them back to square one. maybe if you'd stop spending so much time chattin it up with your husband and work on your relationships with the customers you wouldn't be having so much difficulty.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHATSOEVER WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT???

Let's see if we can find your inside voice. Seriously, there's no need to talk so loudly. We get it. You went on a hot date and got some action. Wow. You don't need to broadcast it to the entire floor. Some of us actually work here. (But I'm obviously not one of them since I'm posting on GC right now!)

Could you be a bigger bitch?

John Cena has something to say to you:
http://enforcer88.en.funpic.de/4imag...na_STFU_01.jpg

STFU!


ETA: WTF??? Who turned the IMG Code off in this forum?

YOU ARE A TENURED PROFESSOR STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR SO HARD STUFF FALLS OFF MY DESK YOU MAKE A BAJILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR HUSBAND MAKES A BAJILLION AND HAS FEDERAL BENEFITS AND YOU BOTH MADE A OOKAGILLION AT THE FIRM YOU WERE AT BEFORE SO EITHER STOP SLAMMING THE DOOR OR USE SOME OF YOUR MILLIONS TO BUY THOSE PADS THAT MAKE IT QUIET OR A RESEARCH ASSISTANT WILL GO POSTAL ON YOU.

You must not know bout me. You must not know bout me. I can have another job in a minute....:D

I used to love this job. What is with this daily battle to make myself go in???? Today, we get to sit through a 2 hour mandatory staff meeting analyzing the employee opinion survey. Next employee opinion survey, I'm saying something about stupid 2 hour meetings to analyze employee opinion surveys. The only item that was ranked very low for our department was pay. So, give us raises and leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We only care about the money. That's why we work. If we had unlimited funds, we wouldn't bother working, seriously.

Instead of giving 'the look' I would rather say.....Shut the FCUK UP!!!!!!!!

Especially to this one teacher who is dying to know if I am involved with Mr. 6th grade teacher.....you really need some business or your own!

Touche!! I generally don't do anything on the weekends, but in the event I do there is no way I am telling those old hen teachers where I work what I do on the weekend. WHen I tell them nothing or homework..they always pry for more as if I am their dose of their daily soaps....I really don't do anything, but damn!

For all the fast food workers...
 

Thinking: Bitch I couldn't give a fuck how your 99 cent (insert menu item here) was, nor does my manager. Now get the hell out of my dining room so I can clean it and go home:mad: .

Saying: I'm very sorry ma'am, I can get you another item if you like:D .

What in THE HELL were you thinking when your know-nothing, probably illiterate self walked in here? You don't just slam down a piece of paper and tell me to go find whatever title's on it. I may be black, but you take that slave ish somewhere else. And you, little miss ignorant: if you don't know the title, the author, what the book's about, or where you heard about it from, but you know that it's blue, then why don't you go home and search bn.com till you look through every blue book we have in stock. When you find it, call me.

Stop damn calling me on my off day! I didn't come to work for a reason! Stop wasting my text with work stuff! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I don't want to come back to your effing establishment but I have no choice. I need money for college. :(

Mr. Middle School Teacher you are so sexy!!!!!!!:D :D

please put on your DAMN shoes. thanks.

Why did I call you "Sweetheart"? Because I don't know your name and your parents would call the principal if I said "You little b****."

Do NOT cut your fingernails in my cube ever again.

And if you get a cell phone call, either let it go to voicemail and call them back or go to your cubicle to answer it.

When we're in my cubicle and I'm trying to teach you something, turn your mp3 player OFF.. in fact, take those ear buds out of your ears too. You're at work and I'm trying to converse with you and teach you things.

I'm relieved you're a hard worker and my workload is finally reasonable because you actually work, unlike my last "partner", but some of this crap has to stop or I'm going to go insane.

(((((((((ChristianGirl))))))))))
hugs to you, i work in a library. i know how you feel!