Teena...calm down babe. LOL!!! Damn the 36 Mafia wins an Oscar and all of a sudden it's PC to act a fool. I like dat quote about winning. I wish I heard it earlier.;)

MORE "WHAT THEY''ll BE WEARING TO THE GC OSCARS"...

Ahem, I have NOT been nominated for anything! :(

That is clearly an oversight. On behalf of Marquise1911 please accept his most sincere apologies.

Dionysus -Nominiations

Coolest GC'er
Most to have multiple personalities
Funniest

No need to apologize on my behalf. Self nominations are OK!!! Don't wait on me. The GC Oscars are winding down, so...:confused:

Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

Winners!!!

Best Male Moderator
• NUPE4LIFE


Best Female Moderator
• AKA2D '91

Best GC Feud
• ShamikaT v. The Entire GC Community


Best Thread for 2005
• HC thread


Best Performance as a Greek by a Non-Greek (Perp)
• ShamikaT

Best Performance as a Non-Greek by a Greek (we thought you were Perp, but you’re not)
• Blupizzazz

Best GC Game
NinjaPoodle's- New Game

Best Forum (Based on Activity and Interesting Threads)
• AKA Forum

Best Resurrected Forum (Now the new hot spot!)
• KAPsi Forum

Best Song
• Bobbyearl93- “Snow Bunnies with Pink Toes”

Best Senior GC Member (TIED!!!)
• AKA2D '91 & Bobbyearl93

Best New GC Members
• Marquise1911 & OhioCentaur

Most Original Comment
• OhioCentaur

YOU HAVE SOME NERVE (b@%%*) Category!
• Rain Man for his response to the Rain Man v. The NPHC nomination- his reply..."in which the NPHC was KTFOed by Rain Man in one punch"

Best Performance in a Continuous Drama
• teena & nonchalant

The DAYYUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM Category!
• KAPPAtivating- (Video Clips)Who's the HOTTEST Chic...

Say some junk that will have you rollin category (Funniest!)
• Marquise1911

Best Signature!
• AKA2D '91

What About GCs Best 1...2... Punch
• ladygreek and crimsontide4 for their performance in the slaughtering of nonchalant in the clifton britt strand.

The Keyboard Courage Award!
• ShamikaT- For her courage to continue to post after being maimed and slaughtered repeatedly (you must admit it takes courage).

The Most Bitter Ex-Greek/Wanna-be Greek/I Wish I Were a XYZ instead of a ABC Frat/Soror Member Award?
• The winner of this category has threatend to file a civil suit against the GC Oscars Association. We all know who you are.

How about the need-to-get-off-the-computer-and-get-a-life-award
• Pretty Kitty

Most imaginative GC user name
• NinjaPoodle


Least imaginative GC username
• teena

I should have been a XYZ instead of a QRS Member, cause I shole am up in dey azz Award!
• Award Declined

GCers with best 4 letter acronym award
• K.O.T.S

Best Smilies Award
• NinjaPoodle

So Ghetto That S/he Bootlegs Movies Using Cell Phone Video Cameras Award.
• OhioCentaur

Keep It Moving Award (the award for those who won't/don't)
• AlphaFrog

Were Giving You One Cause You Showed Up Award!!!
• Dionysus

Best Actor in a GC Drama
• Marquise1911- For "The Diamond and the Frog"

Now let's proceed with the Acceptance Speeches!!!

bullshit, i shoulda won somethin, LOL

Gee - I wonder why marquise1911 won so many??

Re: Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

Oh my gosh!!...Oh my gosh!! I never saw this coming. I mean i Know I created the category,but... Well anyway, I'd like to thank My LBs for thinking I am constantly on that s***, and for being creative enough to use a "K" instead of a "C". My environment for making me that way. TT,Ray Ray, KiKI and all the other double names out there.....uh if there is anyone I forgot, blame the head and not the heart. One Love :eek: :D

Re: Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

*Rain Man steps on stage where one member of each of the 9 NPHC orgs steps in front of him ready to make short work of him. He punches the individual in the front of the group (thankfully it was a male), and he and the remaining 9 members fall dominoes accompanied by the sound of bowling pins being struck. He then steps to the mic and makes this speech:*

Thank ya'll for coming out, God bless you, and good night.

*RM turns around like he was Joe Louis and struts off stage*

Re: Re: Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

Wow. I think I lost about 3 IQ points reading this post. Good job.

:::Waiting for "RM" to print out this post and throw it away:::

I can't help it! They love me!!!:D :D :D

Re: Re: Re: Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

Trust your losing 3 IQ points was NOT b/c you read this post, that's for doggone sure. Too much "junk TV" perhaps?

*RM prints out a copy of AlphaFrog's post, folds the piece of paper in half and quietly deposits it into the trash*

I aims to please ;)

*takes her time walking down the aisle posing and blowing kisses to the cameras and fine mens*

*gets on stage*OOOOOooooooOOOOhhh WEEEEEEEE!!!! Jaysis! Jaysis! Thank ya lawd!!!

*lift my hands, stomps my feet*

What can I say, yall the bomb! Thanks for the support! About time I got some, since I made my grand entrance in this thread.
http://greekchat.com/gcforums/showth...hlight=support

Specifically, I would like to thank:

-marcus911 for starting this thread

-GlamourGirl409, Chaoz, Druknprty, and strive for sending me those encourging PMs.

-Imperial One for introducing me to GC, we go waaaaay back. :)

-Strarage21 for introducing me to pledgepark

-Intensity1920 for introducing me to simply greek

-CrimsonTurn14 for introducing me to ummm...that five dolla website, I can't remember. I just remember having fun :D

-Nupe4Life for just being yourself. :)

-My choir director for letting me sing my first solo in church when I was eight years old.

-My third grade teacher for telling me that I was the

-Pops, for having my back. Giving me food, shelter, and allowance eventhough I'm 21.

-Nay-Nay for taking the blame for most of the trouble I stirred.

-Cottonelle for bringing me to Christ.

-My friend Cherice, pronoucned as CHEER REES, for letting me know about the job at the gas station.

-My friend Jeremy for handing me pieces of candy during class from fourth to eight grade.

-My friend Tondalier for saving my life a year ago. Shiiiiiii I didn't know that I could get electricuted for sticking a knife in the toaster. Thank you for snatching it out of my hand though it stabbed you.

-Nana for being my mother figure and the finest Zeta that I will ever know (besides me). I forgive you for not supporting me in this journey.

I would like to thank my GC family and friends. Umm...I would like to thank my boss for not checking the history button on my computer and for not firing me for using county computers for personal use. I would like to thank AKA2D '91 for all the love and great quotes. Teena...this ones for you! To all the haters who have helped me adopt the model, "I'de rather you hate me, because getting you to like me would take to much work. Yet it all feels the same." Umm to the bruhs who supported me through it all and finally to my baby's mother Beyonce Knowls, I love you babe!!!

I wasn't supposed to be considered
 

Now you know folks are going to think you're trying to "brown nose". :rolleyes:

An-t-way! he he ha ha...it's over! :D :p


Don't look for me at the after parties...it's just not safe anymore! :p :D

ETA: you seem to be stoopid...
<--- limited communication w/ that person
:cool:

Re: I wasn't supposed to be considered
 

No "brown nosing". You're just one of my favs:D !!! An-t-way! Let'em hate. As far as not coming to the after parties, there will be strict security and a list of banned GC members has already been circulated.

Re: Re: I wasn't supposed to be considered
 

Aw man, who's banned from the after party?

***struggling to maintain my composure, think Hale Berry accepting her award. Walking onstage with my escort, John Cena. He kisses my cheek as I approach the podium***

I would like to thank myself for not being a follower/cosigner.
I would also like to thank myself for knowing when to speak up and when to shut up.
I would to thank myself for being just an all around cool person.
*** Sniff wiping away my tears, getting second wind***

I would just like to thank all the GC'er who keep this board entertaining.
I would like to thank Shamika T for the countless seconds of entertainment.
I would like to thank ladygreek for providing me the opportunity to express conflicting opions and also assisting me with getting a nice collection of cyber-enemies(j/K). *** winks at ladygreek***. ladygreek, i luv ya!
To marquise1911, shout out to you, keeping the Kappa forum live. You know that AlphaFrog is your baby-momma, so why you playing.
I would like to thank RainMan for going against the grain and still standing tall. I admire that. ***points the finger gun at RainMan*** RainMan, keep on keeping on.
I would like to thank the many of the posters for providing insightful conversations. Starang and OhioCentaur, I love to hear your perspective on women. ***blows kisses*** You guys! DSTChaos, luv your race relation insights. So many others....I just cant name them all.
***Taking a second breath as the tears roll down my eyes***

nonchalant, you are cool with me but we WILL NOT share the most drama award. ***discretely moves back shawl to show gun tucked in wasteband of skirt*** I dont like sharing.

Thanks again to the academy.

***Walks off stage and trips down steps.... rolls into first row of seats. I stand up full of class and style. I smooth my clothes and put my wig back on. It is slightly off center. John Cena helps me to straighten it. We walk back to our seats.***

Re: Re: Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

lol, someone is obviously a legend in their own mind.

Re: Re: Re: I wasn't supposed to be considered
 

Don't fear, the one's who are will know it!!! Just ask yourself, "Would Marquise have any reason to ban me???:confused: "

Re: Re: Re: Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

Hi Starang.

That's why this is my 2nd (or is it 3rd) GC Oscar. How many GC awards do you have?

None? Oh, that's what I thought. 'Ts a shame. Better luck next year.

Nice talkin' to you.

*RM steps past the NPHC heap still on stage but beginning to come to their senses (yeah, right!). He then suddenly turns back to address the heap on the floor and shouts:*

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FREAK OUT! AGAIN!!

*RM then steps over them, kisses his knuckle, says "I still got it" and Keeps It Movin'*

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Welcome to the GC OSCARS!!!!
 

lol, you think you have some clout because you got a GC oscar? dude, you're like the 42 year old virgin!! get the eff outta here with that!!!



LMAOOO

RainMan i hope your not the old head Kappa that "reported" the Kappas for taking a line and making sure they werent paper... shame on you...

that fool applied to be an Iota sweetheart, but i had to let him know about the gender requirements.

Huh? :confused:

What are you talking about?

Allllllllllllrighty then...

*keeps it movin', albeit with a puzzled look on his face*

**Someone cracks joke on teena about her slip and fall. Teena tells her boyfriend, John Cena to smack some folks up. The GC awards is now over. The GC death match has now begun**

* Marquise1911 pulls off Red tux to reveal referee's uniform*
Welcome to the GC Oscars Royaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal Rumble!!! I want a clean fight. ShamikaT, no calling on the name of Jesus. Rain Man...just be ya self. Teena no use of imagined celebrity boyfriends unless...well what the hell do what you do. No blunt objects, guns, box cutters, razors, knives, ice picks, baseball bats, or any other weapons. 1,2,3...FIGHT!!!

Uh..................Excuse me. Me and Jonny C have been together for a while. :mad:














:D

and no touching of the hair and face

***Teena stealthily sneaks up on K.O.T.S with a hair brush. In a wild frenzy she brushes K.O.T.S hair in the wrong direction.

K.O.T.S take one of his mirrors out of his pocket and looks at his hair and falls away in a dead faint.

Teena then searches the crowd for BoomQuack_13.
She is heard saying 'I've been waiting for a fight'.

***

K.O.T.S comes to, puts his do rag on and lays back down.

Teena as a ref and a Nupe I cannot tolerate such behavior. Messing up a Nupe's waves:eek: !!! **Having the medics bring out hair brush and Wave 360 hair grease** After an hour K.O.T.S is revived. Alright. FIGHT!!!

NPHC coming to...will anyone seek vengence on Rain Man???

***
As Teena looks for Boom_Quack13, she sees CT4 and mullatogyrl sitting together. Teena remembers that she saw CT4 sitting with ShamikaT earlier. Then after the intermission mullatogyrl and ShamikaT were sitting together. No one ever sees all three women at the same time. Very interesting.....

Teena finds Boom_Quack13 sitting with a group of women. Surprisingly they are all fraternity sweetharts:eek: Very interesting.....

Remembering the moves taught to her by John Cena, Teena skull drags Boom_Quack13 into the isle. Teena slaps her elbow right before falling into Boom_Quack13 elbow first. Teena stands up, smoothes her skirt and steps over battered BQ13's body. Then the doors burst open. ITS THE PO-PO!!! Teena, sits down, looking like the picture of innocence.
***

WOW! this thread really took a turn for the wack.

What's your point?

FYI it is Mulattogyrl. One L and 2 Ts.

No point. Just a joke. Ha ha ha. You know a joke.
Not to be taken seriously.
Apparently it wasnt funny to no one but me. :(


WOW
:eek:

FYI. Its not that serious.


ETA. I apologize if you took offense. It was only a silly joke. I have been on the other end of jokes on GC. I can acknowlede when something is meant as a joke.

:(

I just find it curious that you inserted me into your "play."

And it's funny how you try to clown Alpha Frog for her spelling when yours ain't so hot either. :D

Never said it was serious just wondering what the point of me being included and then you still trying to theorize that I am ShamikaT.:rolleyes:

Well I'm finding it all quite funny!!! If ya don't like it, don't interrupt. *Marquise pulls out whistle and blows* Security!!!
**MeezDiscreet is restrained and forcefully removed from the theater** Fight!!!

UH.....Ok You take yourself a little to seriously. Its all funny when someone else is the butt of jokes (IF GC was a high school) but you cant be. I got it now.

Not that it is any of your business, AlphaFrog and I talk and we have an ongoing joke about her spelling. I wasnt clowning her. She and I joke about it.




Hypocrasy is a trip.
ETA Sorry Marquise1911, this is going to turn into the source awards for real. ***Teena leaves this thread***