I met one of our parents at my job who named her kid INERTIA! LOL, that's not a very positive outlook to have on children :eek:

My club name for ugly men is:

Bru'Schicka LaShalarange' Jenkins - they call me BJ!

I would take Christian any day before I would name my child Christianity.

Ditto. Actually, that's a name I favored for a son. Hopefully he'll find a wife that doesn't already have a husband. :rolleyes:

I was at work on Friday and I could not get this little boy's name right for anything. At the end of the day he told me, "I have a common name I don't know why you can't say it right.":eek::eek: BTW he is in the 1st grade....again.:rolleyes:

Common names are Chris, Brian, Kevin, Mike, Marcus, John along with others.

LorOrlanrenzo is NOT common! I am not sure if it is spelled right, but what planet is that considered common?!?! Maybe it will be in like 70 years or something.

BWahahahahahaha!!!!

I pray that this kid was a miracle first grader with a sense of sarcasm already.

Because if that is common then we are doomed as a people.:rolleyes:

That's wrong on so many levels.

I can't remember if I posted this already, but there was a girl I went to Bible camp with (please suppress the jokes) and her name was Alyssa, but it was pronounced "Alicia." If you read her nametag, then called her "A-liss-a" she got mad.:confused:

Since I have often been told that I "act white" my ghetto alter egos name is Starquisha.

my friends and i had a long conversation similar to this while doing our homework last week this was my answer...o and no disrespect to anybody named Nevaeh! It took me a whle to realize it was "heaven" backwards and since then its become my "club" name lol
"mah name would have to be Uniquerah-Nevaeh because my my momma said i am a unique individual and im her little angel..." *in my most hood voice as possible*

My new name is Bon Qui Qui:p What?!?!? I'll cut you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M

Thank you for bumping. This has been a great piece of entertainment, but I'm sticking with:
Basketball Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIbp5C-5WXM

Shawntenknea Peaches Robinson.......lol

DaKlonDyke Shemetrious Jameeshia Le'roya Johnston The Third
(Its a girl)

De'Kortnie Meeshawndrey's Mammiewuz DronkendaDalivareeRim Jones
(I was just messin around with the mamine and dronk names, the real name is listed below)

De'Kortnie MeeshawnDrey David Jones

But what about the people who name their kids based on the initials that they want them to have?

Ex:
UFO- Unique Felicia Owens
NFL- NeyQuan Flyod Lewis
NBA- Na'David Brian Alexander
The reasoning behind the last two is that the mother wanted the sons to be Ballers. LOL!

haha at the initials! I actualy have a family member who did something to that extent. He's a mega spider man fan and his childs initials are WEB.. but thats not bad compared to UFO...

a close friend of mine, her name is Tara Nichole Adams "TNA".. Titties N Ass.. we try not to poke fun at her but its really hard cuz she is pretty curvacious :P

Yeah me too I have a cousin who has 3 boys and all of them have the initials DAD. My cousin (the father) each time his wife was pregnant wanted to name his son Cousin'sname Jr. His wife was NOT goin for it so he settled for DAD initials.

Ok Spiderman? Different!
Titties an a$$ LOL!