And just think - you (Jen) are the one who gets to place the crown on Chuck's head!!!

Pageants are nothing to be sniffed at.

You're right. I prefer an outright snort.

Then, in your infinite wisdom, please - we beg you - tell us what is to be sniffed at.

How about a chortle?

You're right. More like projectile vomited upon. :rolleyes:

Maybe a guffaw?

I love coming back from weekend getaways to see old threads bumped...

Carry on.

^co-sign. And this helps me brush up on GC inside jokes based on old threads that I wasn't around for :D

Carry on Wayne
Carry on Garth

(sorry Dolphin, when you said that, all I could think of was Wayne's World)

Miss Reborn Kewpie Doll
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c.../TammyFaye.jpg

Miss Every Plastic Surgery I had Turned out Badly
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...mg/Jocelyn.jpg

With all the mascara running down his face since he'll be crying so hard, I doubt he'll see you.

This thread still makes me laugh. :)

um ? pageantdiamonds says she's from pearl, ms ......

isn't that kinda close to oxford, ms ??? where the very southern school of ole miss resides ???

just wondering

I want to be Miss Red Wine and Chocolate are Health Foods.

Yes, it's someone's BrandiRae sockpuppet.

Too bad - I already hold that title!
:D

I'll thumb wrestle you for it!

Only if we can drink a nice merlot while doing it...
:p

bumping fun

This is always worth re-visiting!

Bumping for fun b/c I'm loving the T&T thread & I remembered this thread. :D


Is there a pageant and title for someone like me that's 6 months pregnant? I'll strut my stuff on stage & really give the people a show! ;) LOL! We also need titles for the upcoming batch of PNM's we'll see on GC who do the flounce & cry when recruitment doesn't go their way or when they feel we're being nasty. Do we have those titles yet? Also, we need LOTS of glitz, dammit!

BDE, we could giltz out your belly!!!!!!! We could do mine too, but I'd have to use lots of makeup and paint to cover the existing stretch marks.

:eek: Be careful, glitzing while pregnant could be really dangerous

http://www.glitznglittergraphics.com...byKiersten.jpg
She was exposed to too much glitz in utero, her condition could only be corrected by surgery...and this is the after picture.

We could use swirly glitter paint and twinkling pasted diamonds on our bellies to hide those marks. :D


Hmmm...what a dilemma. If we put our babies in pageants, they could win hundreds in savings bonds! ;) Surely that's worth the glitz right? LOL!

Bumping, because this thread really needs a revival.

I kind of wonder what Brandi Rae is doing now.

I bet that OTW could find her! She did before.

Miss COVID-20, because I've grown weary of Miss COVID-19.

This was going around the DM's a while back. Maybe her new title was Miss Demeanor? I know it's a felony, but I couldn't resist!!

https://www.wjtv.com/news/women-char...oplifting/amp/

Wait, is that her????

If that is...wow.

Well, if it isn't, there is someone with her exact name and age who looks just like her and lives in the same place.

Sure looks like her! Oh, how far she has fallen!