Musnt ask us not its business

I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. What about you?

Messrs Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Use the schwartz.

I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't raise no foo'!

We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage.

It's good to be the King.

You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary.

Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?

Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

I was wrong about you... I thought Christmas only came once a year.

We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it.

You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...

Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.

Where the beer flows like wine; i'm talking about . . . ASSSSPEN

You are here to have fun! If you are not having fun, fun will be provided for you!

It's people. Soylent green is made out of people! They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!!!

Eat us before we finish this song!

Believe in the ball...and throw yourself...

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.

This is bad, man. I've got bad vibes here

Damn Yalls weak
 

Cant beleve no one threw this out yet....

"Craig, you high? Cause you look high."

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.

Everybody loves me...and I intend to keep it that way

Bring us a shrubbery!

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.

37? In a row???

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically.

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!

Your name is Julia Gulia?

Wipe that face off your head, bitch!

He looks like a koala...an evil koala.

Say something crazy... like you're wearing ladies underwear.

He's a proper rogue you see, this so called saint.

Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Who is Kaiser Sozay?

Bueller, Bueller, anyone?