Wedding party pictures. I hope when I get married one day my husband's groomsmen have on these jumpsuits.

http://tinypic.com/5qs5j

Like, Omigosh! I can't wait till my mom and I can dress alike! Pink Juicy Couture outfits for everyone! :rolleyes:

my mom and i already have ours and wear them all the time!

Silly, silly girl. I don't understand why she married this creep and I definately don't understand the concept behind her wedding. You think with all that money she has, she could have afforded a real wedding dress....that "outfit" aka wedding dress reminded me of what she wore with Madonna and Christina at the VMA's last year. :eek:

Chicken fingers and ribs at a wedding?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I don't care if this was a quicky wedding....I though chicken fingers and ribs were for the kids table only.
Did someone say trailer trash?

(not meaning to offend anyone who had these food items at their wedding...it's just that I will take any opportunity I can to poke fun at Britney)

while i haven't seen a picture of the dress from what i read she wore a strapless Monique L'Huillier Dress. L'Huillier has made some beautiful dresses, many of which are wedding gowns since that is what she got her start in, so i'm thinking she didn't wear a trashy wedding dress.

Check out the pics on www.britneyspears.org. The dress might have been nice at one point, but Britney didn't wear it properly. In the pictures, it shows her wearing white pants under it. Not to mention all the jewelry she has on. Not something I would want to wear on my wedding day.

Her mother certainly doesn't look very happy in the photos.

You called it. Apparently she is in negotiations w/ MTV to do a version of Newlyweds. :rolleyes:

yup. apparently she is wanting Kevin to make a name for himself

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Just Kidding :p

But he already is as "Britney's Trailer Trash Bitch".

lol. my thoughts exactly

My guess is it had to be Chicken Fingers because Buffalo Wings would confuse her, just like Jessica Simpson.

she's such trash.

and why would you have a kaballah ceremony if you're not even jewish? she hasn't converted.

Topanga is like 500 pounds and Britney looks like Anna Nicole in that picture. I want to barf. And yes they don't have that short haired lesbian thing going on but the other girlier lesbian thing going on. I see that.

-Rudey

Lipstick Lesbian (the hot type of lesbian)

OK I went to britneyspears.org and it made my computer get all screwey. I think it's the stupid pop ups. One more reason why I despise Britney Spears.

Same, it kept making me freeze up. Can some one post what she looked like in her dress, I am now very curious.

Ok how long is this gonna last? Have we started taking bets yet?

Reception Food
 

Did she get Applebee's to cater the reception with sampler platters?

I hate the velour suits, they are HORRIBLE. Her mother needs to act like a mother and stop pretending she is 25. The flipflops too, yuck. No comment on the PIMP jumpsuits.

How does PIMPs & HOES fit into a Kabbalah ceremony?

Here's another link for Britney

FT posters get a lot of stuff from there.

I think it will last about 3 months (and that is my kindest bet)!



It happened to me, too! Ironically, I have a pop up blocker in my computer. Damn you, Britney!

That Britney link should be:
www.worldofbritney.com

I should have TOTALLY had a boombox at my wedding, instead of a DJ....I could have saved so much money!! Where the hell was Britney when I needed her?? :p :p

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they had a non-denominational ceremony so they didn't need to worry about what fits with Kabbalah.

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My mistake...

I don't think it is in good taste for a wedding ceremony of any denomination. But hey, maybe she'll do better at her next wedding.

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Agreed.

I found an article that describes the outfits better. It wasn't HOES, it was MAIDS and HOT MAMA on the back of the *ahem* ladies' outfits. Britney's said "Mrs. Federline" and his read "Hers". Looks as if they weren't worn during the ceremony, but for the ultra classy reception.

Thank God!

The food was "chicken fingers, cheeseburgers, crab cakes, ribs and Waldorf salad, but there was no open bar." HAHA at the no open bar. The gift bags were also interesting "Gap jeans, candy and a silver teardrop ring with an image of the bride and groom". Another article I read said they got Nike shoelaces.

The article.

My chapter had semi-formals that were nicer than this isht.

A ghetto-trash wedding! What a wonderful mix of two cultures! :D

didn't believe it until i read it on here

wow guys, she's definitely a wierdo

Very good article.

Why Britney’s Wedding Rang All The Right Bells

By Vanessa Feltz

"At Kate Winslet’s first wedding, to third assistant cameraman Jim Threapleton, the revellers convened for pie and mash at the local hostelry, and Kate was warmly congratulated by the world’s press for her down-to-earth, no-nonsense style.

Poor old Britney Spears attempts a similarly low-key celebration of what we assume was her union with dancer Kevin Federline and is castigated for choosing trailer trash over fairytale.

Let’s face it, the choices of any 22-year-old worth $100 million – whose preparation for life’s existential questions has been a childhood career as a hoofer and warbler for Disney’s Mousketeers – are bound to collapse under scrutiny.

Here, however, is the case for the Dissent.

Perhaps it wasn’t the epitome of chic to issue guests with velour tracksuits emblazoned with the word “Pimps” for the lads and “Maids” for the lasses. On the other hand, they’re a young couple and it might have been an in-joke, or maybe just a sensitive way of making sure the less affluent guests felt as comfortable as the wealthy – rich and poor dressed alike.

The bride’s choice of cuisine – chicken wings and cheeseburgers – wouldn’t pass muster in Gordon Ramsey’s kitchen. They are, however, the staple fare of Disney World, where the bride spent her formative years.

If Britney professed to adore black linguine in a cuttlefish jus, we’d label her a pretentious liar. Why should she not serve her guests food she knows they’ll be familiar with?

British aristocrats have no problem shelling out fortunes at the Ivy [restaurant] for such nursery food as shepherd’s pie. What’s wrong with Britney recalling the choices of a generation by munching on a Proustian nugget?

A pay bar was in operation at the reception. This could be considered inhospitable. Alternatively, it could be more charitably interpreted as a heroic attempt by Britney not to show off and intimidate her new groom’s family and friends. If everyone’s paying, everyone’s equal and she isn’t asphyxiating the proceedings with her dollars like some overpowering benefactress.

What looks like meanness could actually be an imaginative attempt to be inclusive.

Britney, by not bestowing her money upon her guests, empowers them and releases herself from the unpleasant role of cash cow.

Only someone who has endured being primped and prodded, curled and coiffed and dressed up like a human Barbie on the scale Britney has could imagine the enormous allure of NOT dressing up to the nines for your wedding.

Perpetually on display, forever photographed, criticized for putting a single trainer-shod foot out of place, Britney badly needs to relax.

A husband who demanded sartorial perfection would make her uneasy. She’d feel like a trophy to be worn as an adornment to his ego and bank balance.

Kevin Federline obviously helps create an atmosphere in which she can simply behave naturally. She doesn’t naturally behave like a Swiss finishing school graduate or a brain surgeon. So what?

If you contrast this wedding with the ill-fated nuptials of Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd or even Liza Minnelli and David Gest, the difference is blindingly clear. The latter two were pantomime weddings, expressly for public consumption, ostentatious, enormous and ultimately soulless.

Britney’s effervescent smile and understated choices are absolutely appropriate for a 22-year-old. Her sister was her bridesmaid. His brother was his best man. Both ma-in-laws grinned broadly.

There’s every possible indication that these two might actually manage the decreasingly possible and live happily ever after."


-Daily Express,September 21, 2004

Interesting article. But I still think she's trash.

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i know i read somewhere that it actually was a kaballah ceremony. maybe they were mistaken, but i definitely remember reading it

I can always count on you...;)

I WISH they wouldn't use the excuse that she's 22, and that gives her carte blanche to be trashy. My 8 year old niece has better taste. So there.

Her "Dueling Banjo-ness" really showed through with the CASH BAR. :eek:

Trash or no trash, I'd have sex with her any day along with 99.9% of guys (including the gays).

-Rudey
--The other 0.1% have erection problems.

Get her tested first!

what did you all think of her brown hair for the wedding-evidently that's her natural hair color. Of course she dyed it the next day but I still thought it looked pretty cool.

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/8216/bkpm.jpg

Hope that came up. You can't really tell what kind of dress she had on other than strapless. But cute pic. You can tell they were crying, look at their eyes.

dzfan - I normally dont' like Britney's hair brown *even though thats her natural color:p * But i did like the photos of her hair when she was with the girls and such.

So... I just read Britney wants to have a baby, ASAP. Why do I have the suspicion that she's going to give birth 6 months from now and claim the baby was a 7-pound premie?