There are some things that just should not be written about as an actual article. I did not even read the article, lol.

Re: Nasty s**t
 

BARF! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Cops: Tempers flared, wife killed husband with ax

They say she later taught fourth-grade class and then cleaned up


http://www.freep.com/news/locoak/farm15_20040515.htm


She's a bad mamma jamma:eek:

Wow!!! She just snapped!!! I feel sorry for her and the family. But, when you've had enough....then watch out!!!

Cornucopia of STRANGE
 

Suitcase Containing Human Remains Found Near Bridge; Third This Month


Thief Slips Away With Nearly 5,000 Pounds Of Used Restaurant Grease

Police Fingerprint Bit-Off Finger To Find Jaguar's Victim
9-Fingered Man Left Extremity At Zoo, Is Banned For Life

Naww.....sorry, gotta disagree. Homegirl did not "just snap". She drove to Home Depot, (my additions now) checked out their display of axes, picked each one up to see which one felt best in her hands, stood in line, paid for that mugg, drove back home--without running any red lights or getting a ticket--and then beat that man to death.

Then she had the NERVE to teach her 4th grade class and go BACK to Home Depot to get stuff to clean up "Excuse me Mr. Home Depot man, does this get out blood? What about brain matter?"

Whooooo! I'm scared-a her!! I'm sure she will use the "I just snapped" defense though.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eclipse

"Excuse me Mr. Home Depot man, does this get out blood? What about brain matter?"

OK....you had me LMAO at this comment!!!!
:D

If I never told you this before, hear me good now, GET IN THE HANDBASKET!!

Re: Cornucopia of STRANGE
 

I read the one about the suitcase with human remains in it. Very interesting!!! As a forensic science major I'm curious to know more............:p

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Um, wow!!


Ok, I'm tired of people claiming every darn thing tastes like chicken.

That was gross, but this line did crack me up:

Kelly said he believed Loader's story and "stayed away from him" during the rest of his time in prison.

She really did!

Oh, and I feel so sorry for the son who is graduating from college this spring. How awful!!


ETA: The chicken grease story. My theory is that the thief was planning a fish fry...either him or Pookie and 'nem. He needed the grease. If errbody (momma and 'nem, his 2 baby's mama, and his cousin earl) was planning to come...the amount spent on cooking oil could really add up.

from article...

"A thief has slipped away with nearly 5,000 pounds of used cooking grease bound for recycling.

Authorities say the grease from three restaurants has a resale value of about $380."

I will never look at Vasaline the same
 

Vaseline Man Can't Slip Cops
MAY 18--Meet Robert Chamberlain. The 44-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this month and charged with felony criminal mischief for damaging a Motel 6 room in upstate New York. But Chamberlain, who has spent time on the pipe, wasn't breaking windows or throwing the television off the balcony. He was nabbed for slathering Vaseline on every single thing in Room 205--mattresses, pillows, sheets, furniture, carpeting, blankets, the TV, etc.


Read the whole story here

Dude was just tryin' to be slick.......get it.......SLICK!


Aaaaannnyyyywhooo, here's the real story.

Ewwwwwwww

He looks like the neighborhood kids call him Herb the Perv.

Yeah, we got it...ba rum bum (that's my drum)


Ok, is that what Jermaine Jackson is doing. Cause, I'm gonna have to agree with Chris Rock...he is a greasy so and so.

Never heard that one. We use Chesta the Child Molesta.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...announcement_2




lawdamercy


MY BAD YALL I fixed the link. Thanks Soror Kimmie :)

ROFL I'm sorry I shouldn't be laughing at all cause kids don't need to see porn but man I would have died laughing for a minute after I got the tv turned off.

Man Becomes Ill After Gorging on Cicadas
 

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. (May 18) - A man who cooked and ate nearly 30 cicadas sought medical treatment after suffering a strong allergic reaction to the sauteed insects.

click here for the article

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LMAO...before I even skimmed the article I thought, "Tastes like chicken!" :D But, yeah...that's nasty!

What????
 

Cicada Stir-Fry....Cicada Dumplings???? That is N-A-S-T-Y!!!! I can't see how people can eat those ugly insects!!!! And I bet they taste like chicken too:( !!!!

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

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Tony, where you at? I KNOW you should have a smart comment for this.

OK, really..what's up with Germans!

WTF?!!?!

LMAO!?!!??!!?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have not even READ the article but this is hella funny.

yep, yep, see that's why you gotta luv Germany. When they're not busy punking France, they're busy trying to have their people make a baby by osmosis?!?

Not to go there but you KNOW these were not our melanin-enhanced European play cousins. Ain't no brother on the planet gon go 8 years without sampling the "German strudel" .... I mean it's only so much Jay Leno and Conan O'Brian you can watch.:)

This is why they're having population growth issues in Germany.

Ok...I just can't believe this one.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.


Oh my dayum!! They really must believe that the STORK brings the babies. :o :p

**In the Dave Chappelle voice-over**


When teaching abstinence goes wrong.

Beyond nasty and filthy
 

http://asia.reuters.com/newsArticle....toryID=5288963

Man commits suicide after having intercourse with a hen.
:eek:

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That is absolutely DISGUSTING! :eek: :mad:

Okay maybe my anatomy is failing me but how in da hayle do you have sex with a hen? Regardless it's just wrong

*scratching my head* :eek:

I am trying to picture this in my mind, and anatomically it seams almost imposible, not to mention dangerous. I mean who knows what kind of new STD could kick up as a result of a human mating with a chicken. His wife should have tried to kill him for that sick azz s#*! instead of it happening the other way aroud.:mad:

Can you even imagine having your husband break down and tell you that not only has he given you some kind of creepy new STD, but he's been cheating on you with a chicken!!:eek: :eek:

Talk about a case of terminally wounded self esteem!:mad:

Clawd. Have. Mercy. A. Chicken. Based. STD. I know that I'm wrong, but I'm over here CTFU. :eek:

Why did an emergency room worker (in Manhattan) say that his most tripped out experience was having a man come in with a cat attached to his privates?


The cat had died, and the man was too busy going to town to notice. By the time old boy realized, rigamortis (sp?) had set in. The cat's booty muscles had clamped down on him, and the were joined at the "hip".

Normally, I'm a very suspicious person, and would not have believed this tale, but it was told to me with such sincerity and earnestness that I can't help believing that he was telling the truth.

The perpertrator told the worker that it wasn't his first time having sex with the cat.

This made me think of a flick that my friend was telling me about. He's from the Republic of Georgia (formerly in the USSR). There was a video circulating that had a group of men having sex with chickens. POOR CHICKENS!!!!! But it is anatomically possible for those who were questioning that.

Yeah, haven't you all watched that South Park episode about the chicken molester? lol

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EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!:eek: