Please tell me how many senior citizens there are that get married.

-Rudey

My grandfather and his wife...married when he was 72 and she was 68. My father-in-law and his wife when she was 74 and he was 71 (religious only, not legal due to pension concerns!)

That is two without even having to dig for info.

Sure.

How do Domestic Partner benefits fit in with this? I mean, we're talking about all the legal benefits and all that... don't domestic partner benefits cover all of that already?

The 100+ elderly men and women I worked with last year at this hospital didn't. I'm beating you by 80 and I didn't even have to dig for info. Honestly, put some thought into what you say.

-Rudey
--So phunny!

I would just refer back to the Separate but Equal doctrine that we had in this country in the early part of the 20th century. Why didn't that work?

Also, DP benefits do cover, well, probably some of that already, but no one is really required to adhere to it. Like, a company can choose to give benefits to spouses but still exclude domestic partners. No DP at all get federal legal/tax coverage and it still doesn't cover random things (like a lot of car rental companies will only let another person drive without an extra charge if they are your spouse). So, even then it's Separate but Not Equal.

11,146 women over the age of 50 got married in Texas in 1999. Over 500 of those were over the age of 75. (I don't consider 50 a senior citizen but they are past child bearing age).

Approximately 900 grooms over the age of 50 were married in Nebraska in 2002.

These stats all seem to kept by state and I can't find (in the time I'm willing to put into this) stats for the whole country. But, senior citizens DO get married.

Domestic Partner benefits aren't offered by many employers. My company does offer same sex domestic partner insurance, but you have to pay full price (about $300 per pay period), where I could cover a spouse for free.

Dee

Lots of people got tired of benefits in 1997.

Marriages in 1997: 2,384,000
Divorces in 1997: 1,163,000

Senior citizen divorces in 2002: 2.5 million

And in your statistics it seems only 500 senior citizens out of however many marriages in texas get married...barely a drop in the pool.


Trees do fly...not many but some do I suppose.

-Rudey

Yes, as I said before, sometimes the benefits aren't worth putting up with the person.

Dee

Are you really this crabby? or do you just enjoy being obstreperous?

I'm smarter than you. Get used to it. I'm smarter than most people here. Not all, but most. So I get annoyed when people try and come up with bullshit facts. I also get annoyed at people who pretend they're smart by using big words. I find it...gay.

-Rudey

He's a genius in his own mind...

Right...OK retard, let's compare stats: SATs, Schools, GPAs, research competitions, jobs, IQ levels.

-Rudey
--Now go back to your gender study classes

I think somebody needs a hug.

Can I cop a feel?

-Rudey

You remind me of this guy I know with a really small...well never mind. But did you ever hear the joke about why women are so bad at math? Because men are always telling women that THIS (visualize 4 inches) is eight inches. You're like the poster child for that.

You go first with your unverifiable statistics ;), and let us all be underwhelmed by the sheer depths it reaches.

We know you lose in the EQ category.

Yeah OK. So I bet you studied Gender studies, probably work at a job making a solid 35K a year, maybe inched slightly past 1200 on your SATs, and think you're cultured because you watched Tu mama bien or something similar. Got it.

-Rudey

To get into my school and to get into my job I MUST have had great statistics. You could say I'm lying but I sure as hell would know a lot about my school and can tell you the ins and outs of investment banking.

I don't know what EQ is but whatever toots. Don't be too much of a loser. You seem nicer than that pap smear godfrey so I'll be nicer to you.

-Rudey

Ouch

Hmmmm, I'm in investment banking, too. Most of my colleagues aren't quite the rabid little chihuahuas that you are...

Yeah ok. You're a maker-upper...cute.

-Rudey
--And why would I be chihuahuas plural? You're retarded.

Because the chihuahuas were being compared to my colleagues, of which there are more than one. You need some grammar lessons.

I was taking you at your word originally, but am beginning to think you are a "maker-upper." I've never met anyone in this industry quite so immature. You must be an intern.

"chihuahuas that you are"

Yeah OK. Not only are you stupid and can't think, you also lie, and now I have to provide you with English lessons.

-Rudey
--Next we'll find out you're not even in a fraternity or sorority

Who cares? I don't know if this person is in a fraternity or sorority, but whether or not someone is Greek has absolutely nothing to do with his or her credibility.