http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif Now, I have Never heard a guy say that! Bravo!

ok now i'm hooked!

do not blast the radio in your car and leave it up when the commericals come on

do not ask your friend to come over and tell me you think i'm cute. i'm a grown women

do not roll with your not so cute friend to make yourself look better.

do not let your friend leave the house wrong. if she is your friend you would tell her it's too little too short or whatever

greek people:
don't make your neos learn them long greetings if they don't know the words to the hymn or oath or any other important stuff

don't wear nalia everyday, we know you crossed. congratulations!

do not make your call inside (church, restaurants, the mall, class, etc.)

do not cluster up and dance with and talk to each other at your party. remember you are a host/hostess

do not assume everyone wants your letters and are just hatin

do not try to be your org's stereotype. be who you are that's why they chose you

do not forget to comb your hair when you have on letters

LMAO!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif LMAO!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif

On that same note....

DO NOT wear a colored wig to a Greek picnic (white, blue, gold, red, pink or green). That's lightweight cute for the stepshow. Not too cute at the picnic.



[This message has been edited by Ideal08 (edited April 12, 2001).]

Because I need to vent, this is the perfect thread to add my $.08!

Requests From A Bride-To-Be:

DO NOT ask how the wedding plans are coming every day! Not a whole lot changes in 24 hours.

DO NOT ask if they are excited. What do you think? Duuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!

DO NOT ask if they are nervous. Come up with better questions...please!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT offer to help with anything if you really aren't sincere about it.

DO NOT reply on your RSVP card that you will be bringing people with you that were not invited. That is rude! If their name(s) or "and guest(s)" or "and family" is not written on the invitation, don't bring extra folks!

DO NOT ask if the bride and groom have any extra invitations because there is someone you want to invite to their wedding.

DO NOT ignore the RSVP card. If the couple has taken the time to purchase hundreds of 34 cent stamps, the least you could do is return the darn thing! Just check regrets if
you don't plan to attend. I love my folks, but we need to work on that!

DO NOT ask to be in a wedding. If they want you, the bride or groom will ask you!

DO NOT invite yourself to a wedding. I got a message from someone from college sending me their address to mail them an invitation. Who said you were invited? I haven't spoken or seen this person since I graduated in 1996!!!!




[This message has been edited by AKAtude (edited April 23, 2001).]

LMAO at y'alls crazy lists! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Here's some of mine.

Fellas...

1. DO NOT call me NOW just to tell me you're going to call me later. What's the purpose of that??

2. DO NOT call me if you know you're busy. I really don't care to sit on the phone while you play dominoes/playstation with your boys or whatever it is you're doing.

3. DO NOT relate every aspect of our relationship to your friends... you think they won't come back and mention it to me??

4. DO NOT take me anywhere and think you don't need to open doors or pull out chairs. Don't get that comfortable with me. Please.

Ladies...

1. DO NOT try to gossip to me about another female and then yell out, "Hey girl!! How are you???!!" when she walks by. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif

2. DO NOT try telling me the intimate details of your relationship. I guess some chicks like to hear that mess, but I don't wanna think about you getting down like that. Sorry.

3. DO NOT think that just because it's April you can bust out your hoochie clothes. I saw on the weather channel that it's 61 degrees with a 27 mph wind. We both know you're cold.

4. DO NOT live a less than respectable lifestyle and then ask me to hook you up with my male friends. NO!

That's it for now... I think.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
[B]DO NOT keep your cell phone or pager on while you are in CHURCH, a WEDDING, a FUNERAL, the MOVIES...


And if it happens to ring during a funeral service...DO NOT answer it and hold a conversation in church while the EULOGY is being given and you are sitting in the 4th row!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif

(This really occurred just last week---some folks are off the hook with cell-phone-status)!

Shalom Everybody~

Girl...I TOLD you that was going to happen in the wedding question thread that went around a few months ago. Hang in there...schedule your day of beauty to include a massage and don't forget to relax...relate...relax. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/smile.gif

... try to holla at me by driving next to me slowly while i am runing down the street during track practice.

... hate me just because i am best friends with your boyfriend, especially if i knew him before you did.

... ask my what school i go to just to spark conversation when i have on a sweatshirt with the name on it clear as day.

... come to me with the he say, she say, i really hate that mess.

... think that we should remain friends when i just found out that you slept with the person i loved. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

... ride on a bicycle while talking on your cell phone.

You are crazy manndingo!!

DO NOT-sport a jherri curl!!
DO NOT-have multiple baby daddy's
DO NOT-(MEN)wear tight pants, hygiene purposes only!!
DO NOT-put your bills in your kids name
DO NOT-put your children in tennis shoes on Easter
DO NOT-spank your children and then tell them to shut-up before you give them something to cry about
DO NOT-(Administrative Assistants)complain about not having a raise and you can barely speak and write accurately. The only thing you do is type....I do all the work for you!!!
sorry...got some issues w/past administrative assistant!!
DO NOT-become a preacher if you have a speech impediment. Write your message down and let your clear speaking son preach it for you!!

I'll stop here,,,,I have alot of these...You just don't know people!!! lol



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sspearls

LOL, I sure hope I do not experience any of these issues with my upcoming wedding.

I can relate to this one. My best friend of 20 years has a girlfriend who can't stand the fact that we are as close as we are. She doesn't understand that we have been best friends since the age of three and he will not just stop being friends with me because she isn't secure enough to handle it. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[This message has been edited by CarmelTreat (edited April 24, 2001).]

Earlier there was some posting on this thread about ghetto baby names. I was searching for something else entirely and came across this site. Betcha can't guess the black chirren. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif
http://www.savannahmorningnews.com/s...arrivals.shtml

Maaaaaaaaaan there were some GHETTRO NAMES

I also noticed a lot of one parent situations.

My Top Ten DO NOT's:
1. Ja'lah Mercedes
2. Awad Awad ( I know this is cultural but man I have a student named AWA AWA and his brother is EKE AWA, those names get clowned)
3. Sidneisha Tar'Shay Simmons
4. JarKaylah Kemmalyn Kelly
5. Romel Zaewan Davis
6. Ulayshia Tyneak-Ziona Worthen.
7. La'Kendra Jacqulyn Le'Vel Williams.
8. Justin Zytavious Semaj Smith.
9. Tazidy Nartoria
10. Jon'Nelle Ja'Brea Lee Russell. (Overuse of Apostrophes http://www.plaudersmilies.de/sad/confused5.gif

THE DO NOT.COM of GHETTO NAMES WINNER is Aa'zavia Lashay White and Ja'zavia Capri White.
http://www.plaudersmilies.de/eek2.gif


[This message has been edited by CrimsonTide4 (edited April 27, 2001).]

I heard some awful ones today too...Tanasha, and Takka(like Vodka)

And where will

1. Ja'lah Mercedes
2. Awad Awad
3. Sidneisha Tar'Shay Simmons
4. JarKaylah Kemmalyn Kelly
5. Romel Zaewan Davis
6. Ulayshia Tyneak-Ziona Worthen.
7. La'Kendra Jacqulyn Le'Vel Williams.
8. Justin Zytavious Semaj Smith.
9. Tazidy Nartoria
10. Jon'Nelle Ja'Brea Lee Russell.

be spending the summer?

DRUMROLL PLEASE......
http://www.plaudersmilies.de/biggrinflip.gif

The Ghetto Swimming Pool

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/bd85d6fe/bc/Just+for+Fun/GHETTO_SWIMMING _POO L_1.jpg?bcD4oO7AD5IS6kgo


[This message has been edited by TempleAlum1993 (edited April 27, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by TempleAlum1993 (edited April 27, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by TempleAlum1993 (edited April 27, 2001).]

What's up with the new smilies?? I love them!
http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gifWith the dropping mouth! The http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif that rolls? Teach me!

exquizit;

1. Go to the ChitChat Forum, find the Testing, Testing, One, Two, Three-thread.
2. Click on to page 2, scroll down to matthewg (he posted at 7:16PM), there you will find the instructions...
3. Don't forget to go to http://www.plaudersmiles.de/ to get the action-packed Smilies Legends.

http://www.plaudersmilies.de/biggrinflip.gif

Shalom exquizit~

Hee! Po' babies. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/love/ylinfant.gif I luuuuuv these smiley things!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shalom2U:
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
[B]DO NOT keep your cell phone or pager on while you are in CHURCH, a WEDDING, a FUNERAL, the MOVIES...
And if it happens to ring during a funeral service...DO NOT answer it and hold a conversation in church while the EULOGY is being given and you are sitting in the 4th row!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif
(This really occurred just last week---some folks are off the hook with cell-phone-status)!

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Shalom 2 U - this actually happenened to me. At my father's funeral last year, one of the MINISTERS had left his cell phone on. During the service, his phone started ringing. Do you know that this man had the nerve to ANSWER IT - AND HOLD A CONVERSATION. The whole church looked at him like "Oh No He Didn't". I gave this man the most evil look I could possibly give - a look that basically said "get off that phone now before we have to wheel another casket up in here for you!" By the way, this minister was the only "white" one there!

1.DO NOT ASSume that I want to be in your sisterhood just because i speak or smile to you. Could it be that I'm just a nice person? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif
2.IF I WAS YOUR FRIEND AND DID ALL THAT I COULD FOR U, U STAYED WITH ME *RENT FREE*, AND I WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR U WHEN U WERE DOWN AND OUT, DO NOT CHANGE ON ME JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE "XZY" LETTERS ACROSS YOUR CHEST.:MAD:
3. You Do Not have to Touch Me to get my attention!!!!
4. If you are on the big side and are wearing a short, SHORT skirt that shows your dents and fatrolls, and U ask ME how do U look: DO NOT GET MAD WHEN I SAY NASTY http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/rolleyes.gif
5. Do Not I repeat DO NOT ask me to babysit your child for an hour or two and you come pick them up 2 DAYS LATER!!wtf http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif
6.DO NOT ASSUME ANYTHING ABOUT *MONIQUE* JUST BY LOOKING AT *MONIQUE*!!!!!


ok yall i'm finished http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif: i feel soooo much better. I have had the worst morning in history. And yesterday was even worse.

Girl I totally agree with you on that one!!!
http://www.plaudersmilies.de/madgo.gif
I have another one but unrelated: Do NOT ASSume that I am a stuck up (fill in the blank) because I am a quiet person!!! I'm one of the coolest people to know...once you know me! http://www.plaudersmilies.de/eviltongue.gif
(I'm having fun with these smilies)

WHY DON'T WE CLOSE THIS THREAD AND START A DO NOT. COM, PART 2? http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/confused.gif

OOH I got some!!!

DO NOT get any nose piercings, especially the piercings that look as if you have a metal tooth pick driven throught the lower part of your nose. AS Crunchy Black does in the Memphis based rap group, Three Six Mafia!! He is already ugly, that only made him double ugly!!!!

DO NOT Wear straw hats. or any type of hats, that resemble lamps shades.

DO NOT look me from head to toe when I walk into the room.

I know that this is DISGUSTING, but it has happened: DO NOT ask me to borrow my undies when you come over to my house because you left yours at home.

DO NOT wear heels when you know DAYUM well you can't walk in them.

LAdies, DO NOT, and I repeat DO NOT let these dead beat men who is not taking responsibilities for their children, for themselves, are unemployed, eat up all of your food, when you go to work, he invites all his boys and girls over, and eat up your food, and asks you for money!!!

If the area under the cheeks of your buttocks are darker than your natural skin color, DO NOT wear short, shorts!!!

If you have CELLULITE, Do not wear shorts or dresses atall (at all)

I have more I will post later!!!

Naaawwwwwww....... DO NOT wear shorts that will allow people to see if the area under the cheeks of your buttocks are darker that your natural skin color!! That's just STANK!!