Planet of the Apes III : Crack is Wack

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Brandy to Megan: "Girl, Donna Summer just called me....she want her wig back."

I couldn't resist this one...
 

Re: I couldn't resist this one...
 

Megan *thinking*: Damn! Her head is even bigger up close....and why are her eyes so far apart.......but most importantly WHY IS THIS HEFFA TOUCHIN ME!?!?!?!?!?! :rolleyes: She don't know me like that:mad:

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The dog says to Brandy: "Hey lady I'll pay you if you just give me my da*n tail back off your head!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

http://www.soulsite.de/news/archiv/0...ma-ashanti.jpg Ashanti

Re: I couldn't resist this one...
 

you got some lettuce in your teef

Ashanti to LeBron: Nicca, if you call me Princess Laya one mo time.....IT"S MURDAH!!

Whitney Singing/Dancin':
SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
SHUT IT UP, JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
SHUT IT UP, JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
YOU GOT ME GOIN' CRAZAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
I'M TRYING TO BE A LADAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Bobby Thinking:
Will dis heffa EVA stop singing this song? Damn, we in public and stuh'.

Is that Ashanti and Paris Hilton?

Bobby: C'mon baby. Just give me a couple dollars and I'll leave you alone...pleeeeaassseee!!!!!

Whitney: Bobby, git yo'' beggin' a$$ away from me.

Now this was funny as hayle. Period. LOL!

yup...

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
Yeah, sing it, kid!
It's our problem-free
philosophy...
Hakuna Matata!

Venus: This b!tch always got somethin' black in her, I mean on her I mean,.... aw sh!t I wish it was me!

Third girl from left: There she go with that "Baby Baby Baby" ish again...sarcastically.... Heyyyyy girl!!

OMG ROTFLMBO!! "I don't know who you think you are but you ain't the celebrity NOW!"

Brandy: Meagan if you put your head right here, you can help support the weight of my head.

During a fraternity function...
 

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Kanye: You can't see them, but I'm rocking my red and white Ones. Yeah, that's my Kappa style and I ain't even pledge!

Common: Are you sure these dudes are Kappas? I don't want to mess up my hat-sweater-shirt combo fighting these dudes.

Photographer: 1....2.....3.....

All: BROKE PHI BROKE!!!! WE AIN'T GOT IT!!!!:p :p

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YOU WAS DEAD WRONG FOR THAT!!

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ROFLMAO!!:D

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I wanted to do a quote on that pic for days. I was listening to Late Registeration and came up with Broke Phi Broke, since they all look like they posing for a frat pic.

Glad you liked it!:D

Lil Kim
 

Mama Combs and Diddy's sister
 

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Mama to daughter: "You know dear, it should REALLY be a law against photographing me."

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Mama Diddy: "Now this what I'm talking 'bout! They are taking a picture of the REAL black barbie!!"
Sister Diddy: "Shut up moma and smile for the camera"



On another note....I just glanced quickly at the pic of Lil Kim and for second I thought that was Alicia Keys!! :eek:

Man, how you gon axe me that? How you gon ask me all in front of Whit and my kids if i got a drug problem? I bet if I come off this stage and put my foot--yeah, the one with the nasty-azz toes up your behind YOU will have a problem. What you think about that, Mr. News man?

Now, I gots class, so I'm give yo Dan Rather wanna be-azz a chance to rephrase that isht....

i'm going into relapse

Tyson
 

Ashanti
 

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White Lady *Thinking*: Oh, this is that girl who can't sing. Are those my mother's drapes she has on??

Ashanti *Thinking*: I can't believe this chick wore a table cloth to this fashion show.

Re: Tyson
 

I'm a good looking man. What am I doing with that filthy looking Inga Marchant? That Ill Na Na must be real good.