Delta Perp No More
 

Alice looks at the two chicks standing above her 0and she tries to get back up but she can't. Her back is slightly sore from the fall. Big SisterShaft reaches for her Theta Nu Xi pin and Alice smacks her hand away, crying.

"Thirty years ago... thirty years ago dammit and your still on that hsit! Well guess what? I have changed! You may not believe it but I know it in my heart to be true!"

Some of the Delta's leaving the meeting rush over to where the slap and fall has taken place and Alice slowly but surely gets up and all of a sudden she faces a large crowd of women staring at her.

"I had come to warn you women of a woman named Ann Craddelbery. She is my identical twin sister." Alice says through the tears, "she's has stolen my identity, an she has used my past to harm me, by pretending to be one of you. I made that mistake thirty years ago when I was naive and didn't know better." Alice wipes the tears from her eyes and the make up she is wearing starts to rub off. "What's the use, you probably don't believe me anyway."

Some of the Deltas rush to help her and make sure she is alright but Alice politely refuses their help. LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft look at each other and shake their heads.

"She's still lying," Big SisterShaft says as they head towards their car.

"I don't know. All I know is that Ann/Alice or whatever it is that she claims to be won't be perping Delta anymore. Mission accomplished." LadyGreek says as she opens the door, "let's go out an celebrate shall we."

"Where do you want to go?"

"Wherever you want to go."

As LadyGreek and Big SisterShaft step into the car, the notice The411 runing through the crowd and searching for someone or something. Big SisterShaft steps out of the car and The411 immediately runs to her.

"Big SisterShaft, I'm glad I found you," The411 says trying to catch her breath.

"Calm down, take a deep breath!" Big SisterShaft orders as she holds onto The411

"I have been getting these phone calls from someone calling and hanging up," The411 says as she is interrupted again by another phone call.

Big SisterShaft takes the phone from The411 and she goes to answer it. When she looks at the phone to see who is calling she sees OneOneTwo's name and number on the screen.

"What in the hell?" she says as she starts to answer the phone.

Bump
 

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Re: Delta Perp No More
 

"Who the hell is this?!?" Big SisterShaft yells into the phone.

"Damn ma'" OneOneTwo says in a cocky grin, "you're not happy to here from me?"

Big SisterShaft drops the phone and her grabs at her heart... her breathing is quickened not by a heart attack, but the shock of hearing her dead son's voice from the grave. LadyGreek picks up the phone but Big Sister Shaft snatches the phone from her.

"So you're back from the grave hunh?"

"Well you could say that. See, I wanted it to be a surprise, but that damn sister of yours was trying to out folks. Got my brother beating with a baseball bat and hist."

"Oh my gosh!" Big Sister Shaft yelled, "oh my gosh!"

"What?!? What is it?" LadyGreek asked.

"My baby's alive! My baby's alive! Thank you Jesus, my baby's alive!" Big Sister Shaft yelled as she hangs up the phone. "Too bad I'm going to have to kill him again though... for scaring me like that."

LadyGreek and The411 look at Big SisterShaft as she bears a wicked grin on her face.

Re: Re: At the party still...
 

The woman puts his hands on Doggy's chest and lets her fingers chase the outlines of his chest and ab goes a little further as she puts her hands on his magic stick.

"Alice," Doggystyle says as he lets Ann temp his manhood for a minute but unwillingly lets her go.

"You don't like me anymore?" Ann asks as she leans into Doggystyle, rubbing her breast on his chest and blowing into his ear.

"I'm not a player no more Alice," Doggystyle replies, "you know that."

"That's not what he says," Ann and Doggystyle look down at his um.. you know.

"It's not about what he says," turning around so the she can't lust at it, "I'm saying that I am not interest in you anymore."

"Then why are you out there?"

"Look, we had some good times that we shouldn't have had, but I'm not interested in you any more. I got a wife and three lovely children to look after," he says rearranging himself, "you can't have this."

Before he could let Doggystyle respond, he walks out of the party and heads for home. Ann watches him walk away and she smiles.

"Don't worry Doggy... I will be having my bone sooner than you think, trust." Ann vows as she lusts at his backside.

Re: For those who had a private party...
 

D-Train and LB1914 rush to their frat brothers house after receiving a mysterious phone call saying that he got robbed. They arrive to find him naked on the floor.

"That's foul man," LB1914 says shaking his head, "let me find the mother..."

"Let's get him dressed first." D-Train runs in and gets a towel out of the linen closet, when he returns, he sees LegacyPBS getting up.

"Hold up now," LB1914 says, helping his brother up, "not so fast"

LegacyPBS looks at him and stares.

"Here's a towel to wrap around your waist," D-Train says handing him a towel but LegacyPBS just looks at him, D-Train frowns. "Are you there LegacyPBS?"

LegacyPBS looks at him again and stares at them.

I know these people LegacyPBS starts to thinkto himself, [i]but I don't know from where. Why is he handing me a towel, I'm not wet? How did they get into... where am...[/i[ LegacyPBS looks down and he sees a large cut across his ab. He looks at the spot where he had been lying at and sees blood on the floor. Am I dead? Am I dead he continues to yell.

"HELP!"

Re: In Da Basement....
 

"I don't know why he thinks he can keep me
I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I'm a beat that ass like I'm Muhammed Ali
Cause I'm that thufmerkcufer P. I. M. P."

MeezDiscreet is rolling at Spinxpoets newly made up rhyme.

"You are a trip, you really are. Any you're sexy too." MeezDiscreet says looking at his eyes and picturing a future with him.
"So, how are we going to get out here?
When he is the lion and we are his deer?
He done got me messed up on the drugs he put in here.
I feel like he might be the P. I. M. P."

"That's not bad... I don't think he's even paying attention to us. I been dissing him the past few minutes." Spinxpoet says, "Come here, I got a plan."

Spinxpoet and MeezDiscreet share a kiss and a hug. They notice that OneOneTwo is carrying on another phone conversation. Their hands interlock as they walk closer to the back of the house. They notice a flight of stairs that may lead to the outside.

"I don't know why he thinks he can keep me" Spinxpoet starts off,
"I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I'm a beat that ass like I'm Muhammed Ali
Cause I'm that thufmerkcufer P. I. M. P."

They open the door and sees that it leads to a backyard and make a run for freedom.

LadyGreek and Big Sister Shaft hug The 411 as they prepare to leave Jamaica and return home. Satisfied that Alice will not be perping Delta ever again, they look forward to returning to a drama-free life. But there is one thing that keeps nagging at them.

Do you really think that Alice has an identical twin sister?

I don't know, but she has lied so much it is hard to believe anything she says BigSisterShaft responds. What I do know is that I am glad that this drama is over and I can get back home to my big feet man, and those fool sons of ours. I can't believe that OneOneTwo allowed me to think he was dead all this time. After I hug him to make sure he is for real, I just might have to kill him for what he did. After all I brought him into this world, I can take him out of this world and if I want to, make another one that looks just like him.

Ladygreek laughs at BSS's retelling of the old joke. It will be good to see him again. I pray that everything is now alright with him.

I pray so, too. In the meantime I am going to focus on his Daddy. I bet he has missed me as much as I have missed him, so whatever you do, don't call me for the next three days.

Well, Miss Thang, don't worry about me interrupting your flow. I'll be too busy getting caught up with my work at the University. I bet I have a thousand emails to go through, not to mention all the phone messages. I hope I have at least one from Dean Professor.

Dean Professor, huh? What's going on between you two?

Girl, nothing. We're supposed to team teach a class in the Fall and we need to get to work on the lesson plans.

What are you teaching?

It's a class on Ethical Decision Making for the B School. With everything that is going on in corporate America, the vice provost has decided that every department will include an ethics class in their course syllabi.

Hmmm, sounds like you and Professor will have your work cut out for you. You will have to spend a lot of time together this summer, probably evenings and weekends. BSS winks at LG.

Soror, stop. You know that Professor and I are just friends.

Yeah, we'll see. BSS laughs Well, let me catch a nap on this flight home so I can be good and ready for Doggy.

I'm going to catch some sleep, too. This trip has been draining.

BSS and LG each fall asleep dreaming about what awaits them at home.

Re: Re: In Da Basement....
 

"I don't know why he thinks he can keep me
I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I'm a beat that ass like I'm Muhammed Ali
Cause I'm that thufmerkcufer P. I. M. P."

"I didn't know you was into 50 like that," MeezDiscreet says as they are running towards GC.

"I didn't know you knew who he was," Spinxpoet responded.

"I'm in college thank you very much," MeezDiscreet replies as she shakes her head. She starts to respond, but is more concerned about crossing the river ahead of them.

"We got to jump in the water," Spinxpoet takes off his shirt and pants and walks into the water, "that is the best way we can lose OneOneTwo and Stephano."

But I can't swim, MeezDiscreet ponders as she slowly takes off her clothes to her under garments and walks into the river, but now is a great time to learn.

Spinxpoet and MeezDiscreet walk in the river and MeezDiscreet reaches out and holds his hand. She is shaking from nervesness at the thought of possibly drowing. She follows him walking into the flow of the river.

"We're almost there," Spinxpoet says, "but now we must swim the rest of the way across."

MeezDiscreet nods her head as they simutaneously swim under the water.

Re: Back in GC...
 

RedefinedDiva calls GC Hospital and reaches out to a friend.

"Hello," Prayerful responds.

"I need some help with my baby. Something doesn't feel right."

"What do you mean something doesn't feel right?"

"Well, I'm bleeding for one and my abs are in so much pain."

Oh my, Prayerful thinks, she is going to lose that baby.
"Look, lay down and get some rest," Prayerful says trying to keep her composure, "I will be there in just a minute."

RedefindedDiva follows the advice given to her and she looks at the phone again. She thinks about calling Spinxpoet, but instead she dials a familiar number.

"So how is my baby doing?" OneOneTwo asks, still oblivious to the fact that Spinxpoet and MeezDiscreet have escaped.

Re: Legacy & Dog Dog's Place
 

"HELP!" He hears someone yelling.

Dog Dog Bang Bang is returning from the wedding/party (finally) and he sees that his door is wide open and police are standing inside.

"What the..." before he can finish his thought, he is running to his apartment. He sees LegacyPBS sitting on the couch with a towel wrapped around his body. LB1914 & D-Train are sitting on the side of him, trying to clean him up and get him to talk.

"It's okay, it's okay," D-Train assures him, "we got you."

"What's the deal man, what happened?" Dog Dog Bang Bang asks, pushing aside the police officer trying to observe a scene.

"LegacyPBS was attacked and ya'll got robbed."

"Hsht," he yells looking around and looking on the floor, where he notices the blood spot and then looking at his roommate.

"You aight man?" Dog Dog Bang Bang ask observing but not yet noticing the scar that is on Legacy's chest.

"Dog, I think you need to sit down cause this is a long story," D-Train tells him as he takes a seat next to LegacyPBS. Before D-Train can start, they are interrupted by one of the police officers.

"Are you Dog Dog Bang Bang?" The country bama asked.

"Yeah, sup."

"We need to ask you a few questions at the station."

Man... it has been a minute. I was thinking about these posts when I came to the site to visit.

Anyone up for a season two? (Yes, No, Maybe)

TTT

I need to think of something to add

I'm in...

I'm in, but I think we may need to start a new chapter.

Me, too. Dang I should follow in Carla's footsteps and write a RL book. :D Okay, who wants to start a new e-book?

Okay, I'll start:

Delph998 was enjoying a relaxing Sunday after noon with her niece and nephew. The family had gone to church and she had agreed to babysit while her borther and sister-in-law spent some quality time together.

The phone rang and Del saw on the caller-id that Ladygreek was calling. She was at first perplexed, because LG had never call her before--then she got worried. She answered the phone hesitantly with hey LG is anything wrong?

LG responded Del, we have invoked the chapter phone tree. The 35W bridge between the Twins has collapsed and we want to make sure that every soror and their families are okay.

Del held her breath knowing that her sister takes the bridige a lot. LG, let me call you back, I need to check on my sister-soror.

Minutes past that seemed like hours to LG before Del called her back to say that eveyone was okay.

In the meantime GCers were PMing Del and LG to make sure they were okay. The outpouring of love and concern made the GC world a little brighter, until...

Maaaaaaaaaan, y'all dug this mug up.

A certified GC CLASSIC!!! :D

Rainman came bustin' in, spouting the same old, same old. Going on and on about some issue from 2003.

So, CT4 reaches over and slaps him upside the head. GC cheers for her, and she takes her bow. She is inspired so much by this, that she writes the new #1 bestseller. And then....

Buys some property in an undisclosed location, where she hosts ultrafab gatherings from which she gets ideas for new material. "Note to self- was a certain 'somebody' showing his interest in becoming a staple @ my parties?- Hmmph...I love walking on the beach barefoot; I wish 'Chamo' would stop calling me so much...just kidding sometimes I live vicariously through him. N-E-Way, I have got to hire someone to help me with this beauty day for the gurlz...we might even invite the boyz."

Doorbel rings to the tune of The Adams Family...

She is hit with a lawsuit from Rainman saying that he suffered permanent neurological damage from the slap. He is also suing for the royalties from her book saying she defamed him.

CT4 ponders this, wondering what she should do. She could certainly agree to a settlement for much less, but the desire to finally expose Rainman for the ahole he really is is overwhelming.

Finally she reaches the decision to...

You might want to get to e-know the folx on here better and read more posts to get backstory before posting in this thread.

Or just write stuff that makes some sense.

I guess that's why I have yet to "write" a script for any of the movies that I will direct...ahh well; "In search of a screenplay; or documentary here I come...Hey, Lurch! Where you @ when a sista neeeeeeeed you. Love, Morticia, mwuah"

Agree, now pick up the story. :D

...settle outside of court. Rainman received a whopping $5,000 to move on with his life.

Meanwhile, Tony B calls BTB to remind her to RSVP for his wedding that is approaching in the next three months. BTB tells Tony that she won't be able to make it, but she will be sending a gift. When BTB calls Delph998 to see if she's coming, Del has a fit because she wasn't invited...

Del hangs up on BTB to call TonyB. Before he can finish daying hello Del lashes out So you're getting married and didn't invite me? I thought we were better than that. It took TonyB a minute to figure out who it was, since Del is usually so cool, calm and collected.

Um, uh, aw, Del stutters TonyB I don't know what happened. I know I put you on the list . Then Tony realizes he really did forget Del's name and why...

Her touch....the ways she smiled....and the lovely scents....ahhhh how they danced in the air around him. TonyB know that if Del came to the wedding his love for her would not only show on his face....I am getting married he thought. But is she who he REALLY wanted? Del....Del...he closed his eyes and remembered the tenderness of her kiss. A real kiss filled with a quality of loving passion he wanted and needed. Even her yelling brought music to his ears. Hearing her voice made him question his decision. Was he making a mistake? "Wait Del Let me explain..." TonyB said.....

...what da hayle? 'I can't leave GC for a day without folks' imagination running buckwild.' Anyway, Tony scratches his head and goes to the phone to call the senior senator from the state of Minnesota to lobby for increased mental health funding because his friend del998 is sorely in need of such. Just as TonyB gets off the phone, he's been rifling through his mail while waiting to be put through, he sees a post card from the ghetto East Cleveland library that was the site of CT4's big Midwest book signing. Tony opens the envelope to read ....

But first he ponders why a post card is in an envelope. Looking at the envelope takes him back to the phone call from Del and the invitation. I just should have invited her and get her out of my systems once and for all.

He calls Del back, apologizes for saying she needed mental health counseling and tells her the reason he didn't invite her. Del calms down and responds...

WOW! :eek: For the record, Tony B and I are SIBLINGS! :D That was hilarious.


...by saying, "Tony, I am flattered that you think so highly of me, but you're like a brother to me." After twenty minutes of conversation, Del and Tony resolve their problem and Del tells him that she will be at the wedding.

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