I don't know. I'm just judging from your previous online demeanor.

oh.. well i did always think of you as the 'wild in your face girl'.
reminds me of wanda (that new show on fox):p

Naaah, it would merely be unusual. Your consistant civility would be more like something that qualifies as a divine intervention lol. ;)

Don't take it seriously, he's just teasing you:)

LOL, wow, you need to chill a lil there....

Yes I was just teasing you but at the same time it was tmi....that wasn't a do or don't that was a "I had a sore throat for blah blah blah because of this."

I could give you the translation of what others thought you said by saying that, but that would be TMI.....

bwahahahah

what the heck? why do i feel so dumb and think that everyone is point and laughing at me. i KNOW it wasnt a do or dont, i was just reacting and laughing at somthing that happened to me. i am not the first person in this thread that hinted at what they 'do'. this feels like we are all at a party and telling bizzare stories, and then i speak up and say something and everyone looks at me weird. you people are silly. :rolleyes:

lol! :)

FOR THE LOVE OF PEE IT'S A JOKE.......

:) there, that better now?!

But for the sake of conversation, if "we are weird" you fit into the "we," therefore you are weird as well :)

i know it a joke. silly. now i am confused. why do you love pee?
does this have something to do with the 'do' for the sex thread.....lol:p

ZINGER, she got me!

lol

More do's

Do be able to laugh at the embarassing and silly things that we do to try to be romantic...

Do try to make things exciting each time.

and i'm back for another fun round of "TMI Today".......

do wanna take a shower together.....be sweet if you wanna, but it's better if you're dirty (haha--get it? dirty? shower? anyone...? eh...)
don't ask me to include your sheets in my laundry routine....it's not my fault if they're sticky
do bring me breakfast in bed, esp. if you are naked!
and agreeing with hootie here: don't get too kinky on me too soon.....just b/c we've been out a few times does not mean you should bust out the cape and tights....although a blindfold isn't a bad idea....maybe the lasso.......ok, some handcuffs.......BUT THAT'S IT!!! ;)

Padded handcuffs . . .??

Damn girl . . . if you left cab fare and a sandwhich on the counter for the guy to take as he left, you would be the perfect date. ;)

DON'T neglect MY needs...it takes two to do the horizontal mambo, after all...I don't care how long it takes, or if you're tired. If we started it, you better finish it

DO lavish attention on me...ALL of me heh:cool:

Don't say: "do you want to mess around?"

Don't ask somebody if it feels good if you can't handle the truth.

james......padded handcuffs? can you not handle the rough stuff? i'm surprised at you..........................:p

James-
sorry honey, you can walk, or call someone to come get you (your girlfriend even, I don't care) but once we are done, I want rest. I don't want to talk, I don't want to cuddle, get me a drink of water and let me roll over and pass out.
There is probably some food somewhere... so go ahead.

Oh, and if you are really good, and I do mean really really good and I am still high off the bedroom antics you can either A) Go for a second round, or B) Let me take you home.


DO enjoy those first few seconds of penetration- that is the most exciting feeling other than finishing...
DO NOT complain about rug burn if you get frisky on the floor with me.
DO be open to quickies, sometimes it is the sheer pleasure of knowing what I can make you do in 2.5 seconds.
DO be ready to be done if I say I am and you are no where near. I don't care that you had ten beers, after an hour, be done- one way or another.

Do: kiss neck, ears, etc
Don't: give messy slobbery kisses
Don't: try to give a hickey...theyre not fun to cover up

best typo i've ever seen - "Do lick ass on the first date", some solid advice there william

If you're going to spit it back out, give me some kind of warning. I had to wear a different shirt home tonight.

the specific-ness of saying "tonight" grants one agger_rob, in my book, TMI Champion of GC.....WOW.

that beats any AGD ever......ilovemyglo is a close second, though ;)

do everything you say you will....it's not nice to tell lies
do try and impress me with what you know/can do....but also know your limits and don't embarrass either one of us
don't tease me too much....i may lose interest (yeah, right....but it could happen!)

ps....make enough time for all three hundred and sixty one :cool:

Such a good thread...
 

Here's some more...

Do call me up for some afternoon sex

Don't push my head if I'm going down on you because I AM one of those people who gags easily...and no it won't be pretty if I happen to gag because someone would definitely get hurt and it won't be me

Do compliment me and tell me I look good!

Don't rip off my favorite thong and tear it in the heat of the moment... that just pisses me off

Do softly kiss my neck

Don't invite me over, start fooling around, and then not have any condoms

Do bring food into the bedroom to spice things up

Don't make a mess though, i.e. chocolate syrup can get messy and sticky

Do have tissues next to the bed, unless you really want me to use that shirt lying on the floor

Don't suck on my toes... ewww

Do give me full body massages

Don't stick your tounge in my ear OR bite my earring off

Do burn candles or put on a slow song to set the mood, like U2's "With or Without You"

Don't roll over and go to bed if I can go for another round

DO take off your shirt during 'festivities'! LOL ;)

DO accept if I make a booty call

DONT lead me on and make me think that you like me...

DONT DONT DONT be an a$$ and after were done say "Oh I dont want a relationship" and then procede to tell me girls from another sorority that you have slept with...

AMEN to that!

Do: try some more foreplay-I like that and want more!!!

Do: pay attention to the girls-I know they are small but they don't have to be neglected and you said you liked them so pay attention to them!!!

Don't think I am a previous gymnast and try to contort me into weird positions-I am old and I don't bend that way-if you insist upon it then I will have to do some stretching prior to sex:)

Don't ever let me have sex on the carpet again-damn rugburns-ouch!!!!!

Do: cuddle afterwards-I like that

Don't use fingers and tongue down there-just your tongue will do :)

Whoops, sorry bout that...;)

yo, it's cool.....to me, with all the info on here now, i think people were fighting for the position....be proud of yourself....you did it with one sentence!!!! :D

Do: always bring an extra shirt.

That is for agger_rob. ;)

Don't say:

You're almost as good as my ex...

I was really trying to pick up your sister...

Pass the remote...

I AM THE KING OF THE SEX THREAD !!! BWAHAHAHA

Just so you all know, I now have a spare set of clothes in my trunk for various occasions. Now please pass the remote.

agger_rob,

At least you said please...

i am addicted to this thread.....
 

omg....just re-read this whole thing.....some funny ass isht on here.......ppl are so weird....... :)

ok, DON'T assume b/c i say i don't like something that you are the one to change my mind. if i don't like it, i don't like it....although i am up for a new experience, don't think you are Master Tongue Champion and that i will proclaim after you are finished down there "<insert random name> has the best tongue skills on the planet! come one, come all.....he did it for me! he can do it for you!!!!"
DO be cute, though, about how you wanna try to be champion ;) cute's ok, obnoxious/cocky is not.
DO wanna try new places....positions are good, too...but a new venue is always cool...
DO whisper sweet nothings in my ear
DO get dirty with your sweet nothings ;)

I want it when I want it, I want is where I want it, and you'd better just say yes!
and No I will not call you Daddy in bed

DON'T get up and answer the door when one of your fraternity brothers is knocking.

DO remember to leave a tie, a rubber band, a towel, write it on the door, whatever, because your drunk azz roomate isn't gonna know, and that ruins the mood, really fast.

DO shut your blinds and windows, I'm loud, and the party in the coutyard doesn't want to see OR hear us.

DO think about the fact that I weigh less and am considerably shorter than you.

DO have silken rope, or scarves, regular cotton rope leaves burns.

DON'T scratch me up, unless I can do the same to you, battle wounds are only cool if they come in pairs.

DO remember a blanket if you want to go at it on the roof or the grass.

DON'T give me a hickey. Unless your name is Kenicky, and then it's like a Hallmark Card.

DO not expect me to Kama Sutra you the first time, that requires mutual cohesiveness that comes with fully trusting oyur partner. Plus, if I'm drunk that can lead to trips to the ER, remember, I'm little.

DO kiss me after I go down on you. If you can't do that, you have no business coming in my mouth.

DON'T always expect me to swallow. Sometimes the taste is NOT what we're wanting.

Finally, sometimes, we just WANT a minute man.

Re: i am addicted to this thread.....
 

Like in the butt?

uh, that would be a no, thanks. new places as in public places (for example)....cars, parks, etc.....

wow.

Schultzz-- when you have the courage to let a woman stick something up your ass then we'll tak about you putting your stick up our ass;)

Do tickle my arse
Don't lick my arse

*bump*

can this be brought back to life....i think some instances must have happened btwn the last post and now to continue relaying the message...

plus, some newbies may want to add....i'm curious as to what the grapist has to say on here:

"don't buy anything but purple condoms
do go to mickey d's afterwards
don't wear anything but big red clown shoes to bed"