Howell Kumb I don't think that would be a good idea! ;)

:D

A BIG PIMP SLAP......
To the idiots of GC.....YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! :mad:?

pimp slap
 

I looove this subject of pimp slapping b/c the next time one of my clients tries to front on me w/my boss and the boss falls for the hype, I gonna pimp slap them BOTH!

A Giant PS to those "sisterfriends" who are giving real sisterfriends a bad name. :mad: (I trieed not to comment on the situation :o )

Girl I am RIGHT there with you on this one, I am starting to take this junk personal...real personal!!

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I would like to extend a HEARTY PIMP-SLAP to the following people:

... mother of those badazz kids at the park yesterday-Okay, so I decide to play mommy this weekend, and I had my cousin's three beautiful children (MY kids hereafter) ages 7,5, and 3. We did all kinds of fun stuff, including watch Shrek at least 5 times in 36 hours :rolleyes:. Anyway, we decided to go to the park yesterday. My kids were playing fine, then these other little Bay-Bay's roll up minus parental supervision. The twin boys were about 6, the girl was about 5, and they just started terrorizing my kids! Okay, I was reading my book, and I just happened to look up, and one of the boys was sitting at the top of the circular slide and when my 5-year old went to slide down, he was pulling her legs so she could slide down faster. "HEY...she can slide down by herself, let her go!" The little spawn's brother had commenced to throwing rocks on the other side of the playground, and my 7-year old was just standing there looking because she couldn't get by without getting hit. "HEY, stop throwing those rocks"! The spawns sister was throwing dirt and putting dirt/rocks on the bottom of the slide.
I told the kids to use the other slide, she runs over there and puts dirt/rocks on that slide too! :mad:. Then I asked the little girl spawn, where is your mother? She is like :rolleyes: HOME! So I told the little spawns, "Look if one of those Rocks hit my kids, we are going to go find your mother!!!" Don't you know like 10 seconds after I said that, one of the boy spawns poured, yes POURED dirt in my baby's head! :mad:
HC I was like LET'S GO
He, the 3-year old has long hair, that they keep in braids, and he had three layers of these teeny braids (maybe like 60) in his hair, so dirt was everywhere...his face, eyes, mouth! Ya'll, if I could've beat someone else's child without going to jail, I seriously would have, I had to take baby home and literally BAPTIZE him in bath water!!!


Ya'll I was furious...where was their mother....SLAP :mad:

...HEWLITT PACKARD, the makers of my computer for being such losers. WHY is my computer getting slower and slower just when I have made my last payment? WHY do I select 'shut down' from the start menu, and I leave, and come back and the computer is still on? Why will it have the screen "Computer is shutting down" on it for umpteen hours and never shut down? WHY when I cut it off via the plug switch, it comes back on with the blue screen "TO AVOID SEEING THIS MESSAGE AGAIN, PLEASE SHUT-DOWN FROM THE START MENU" That's what I did you *&#(^*(&*(&. :mad:

...People on BlackPlanet, WHY do I still subject myself? Why is your username something like "Annointed/Blessed", and you have pics on your page that will make Lil' Kim blush? Why do people leave you notes, and all they have to say is "Wassup Ma?"
Why do people curse all thru their page, say they are looking for a "cut-buddy", etc. etc., and then at the end of the page they say something like "Remember: without God in your life, you have nothing" :eek: WTH?? Why do people harrass you to sign their guestbook...IF I am impressed with your page, maybe I will! Why do people hijack other people's guestbooks with links like "You BETTA come visit my page"? Is it really that serious? Do we get our college loans forgiven if we get so many hits on our page or something? :confused...tell me something! Why do I now realize why it's been so long since I have frequented BP?

...GC Server...after I type out all of this long arse message, it tells me that I have too many images...???? I guess we are back to rationing out smilies...better go edit! (Roland) -(big smile) (seriously pissed) ;)!!!

Howell Kumb
 

No Dedicated1 DID NOT Pimp Slap me?!?!?!?!? LMAO How about a Pimp Slap to YOU for not just clicking on the thread before you went to ask Jeeves, LOL!!! :p

HC You are a better woman than me?
HC I have VERY LOW tolerance?
HC I would have called the police?
HC I would have made sure that a report was made that these kids were UNsupervised and they were TERRORIZING kids at the park?
HC if they did all this while you were there, what do they do to other kids at the park without parents?
HC the police would have had to be called so that an example could be made of those kids?
HC they will do it again?
HC their triflin' azz mama wouldn't care?
HC if she did, she would supervise her kids?
HC I would have made her care when the police would be knocking at her door?
HC that isht is serious?
HC rocks can put out eyes and chip teeth?
HC I chipped a friends tooth before by throwing rock?
HC that was the last rock I EVER threw?
HC dirt in your hair can cause ringworms?
HC my cousin had sand put in her hair and they had to shave PATCHES of her hair out?
HC I am mad right along with you, sisterfriend? :mad: :mad: :mad:

HC I turned a PS message into a HC?

So, in honor of the PS, I will run, do a somersault, double fullback flip, spin, and drop kick those kids' triflin' mama and immediately follow it with a PIMP SLAP with a double pair of brass knuckles. Don't forget, kiddie pimp slaps go out to those wretched kids. :mad:

Girl, I really feel you on that one.

I want to issue a double pimp slap to HEWLITT PACKERD and CIRCUIT CITY for not wanting to fix my daymn computer. I have a 2 YEAR WARRENTY. This computer isn't even a year old...one of ya'll gone fix my computer or we gonna have some problems...:mad: :mad: :mad:

Another pimp slap to my fake azz cousin. Don't think I don't know you been up to. Just remember that you are always going to need me for something...:mad:

Another pimp slap to my so-called "bestfriend"--you and my fake azz cousin are made for one another. I hope that the two of you are happy being friends. You almost made me come across the street and tell you a thing or two...
I don't want to be involved in that mess. I can do bad all by myself.:mad:

Another Pimp Slap
 

goes to:

-the so and so's who keep stealing my lunch at work. How is it that I put my lunch in the frig at 6:30am and by 10:30am when I take my lunch, it somehow disappears? Can't a sista have anything

Re: AHHHHHHHH
 

Slap!!! :mad:

Awwe, dear...I know I don't know them but it sounds to me like they need more than a Pimp Slap...it's always the relatives, I tell ya! ;)

To this crook in my neck, man, has anybody ever had one this is painful. I thought I was having a stroke this morning when I woke up. :(

I want to PimpSlap my hospital/department management: Okay...so it's ___________'s departmental appreciation week, and they said that they would treat us. :rolleyes: Why did they decorate the department commons, complete with umpteen beautiful ballons/streamers, a long "luncheon" table with a nice tablecloth, and 500 million thousand plates and napkins. Guess what the entree was...a box of donut holes!! Yeah, you read right, ONE box of 25 donut holes for our department of like 15 people. How about ya'll spent like 4 times that much on just the decorations alone! How about not only that, but let me add in another pimp slap to first and second shifts, because they didn't leave me, the 'lowly' third shift employee anything! :mad: Not that I need any donut holes, but the only time I get any kind of recognition/acknowledgement is if I make a mistake!! Far be it from my manager to come in a [size=.5]little[/size] bit early one day to find out how the job is treating me/if I have any problems or concerns (and they have the nerve to wonder why they have such a high turnover rate :rolleyes: ) I honestly feel like they resent me, and some of the other students because they know I won't be here in this hellhole forever, mad at me because this is your lifetime aspiration. I can't wait till I pass my boards...ya'll can kiss my http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-081.gif!!!

LMAO!



We can't wait for you to pass also. :D

Those two are the most fake people that I have ever met. I've cut all ties to them. I don't need that kinda drama in my life...I got enough problems without them adding to it, ya know?!

I wanna pimp slap the person who started this new Hardee's commercial campaign. It's totally aggravating and I HOPE you don't believe that we believe that these are just random people...the guy in the mechanic's uniform...PLEASE! I HATE whoever started this crappola!

I want to pimp slap these two 6th grade girls in a class that I subbed in yesterday. HC these two hot chicks were all decked out in the most expensive outfits, hair AND nails done, but they were the DUMBEST girls in the class? It seemed to me that if they spend a fraction of their time on their studies as they do on their appearances, maybe they would not be on a second trip through the sixth grade. :eek: Where are these girls parents??

:confused:

Rhetorical?
 

Well, let's see... this is the generation of crack babies. So their parents could STILL be on crack. Sleep cuz they were out at the club last night. Still out, at the after hours joint. Not around, so they are being raised by grandma who can't keep up cuz she old and done raised her kids. They at home, but just don't care.

Pimp slap to all of the above.

I WOULD LIKE TO PIMP SLAP MY BOSS FOR HIRING NEW PEOPLE TO WORK MONDAY-FRIDAY BUT KEPT ME WORKING ON SUNDAYS!

More pimp stick beatings!!!!!!!!!
 

Azucar
 

A pimp slap to Azucar Shaquille for mumbling about "underachieving big men" after being held to 14 points.

A Big Pimp Slap to myself for wasting my time with loser's(Ex-boyfriend's) in the past that prevented me from finding the right man sooner!!!!:mad:

Too many Too count
 

:rolleyes: i sooo WANT to pimp slap these H#!@ that think they can skate into my organization

Anyone who hates on Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated

My man cause he will never LEAVE my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Too many Too count
 

You would probably want to introduce yourself in the appropriate thread.

I feel ya
 

I used to sub a few years back. I remember going into a first grade and having a student who had more piericngs than Madonna, a half shirt (belly button pierced), and ATTITUDE!!
I seriously wanted to PS her parent(s).

Re: I feel ya
 

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa __________!!!

Give her the parental electric chair.

That child will be a stripper by the age of 12. She needs a BIG SISTER of AMERICA.

One giant slick palm pimp slap goes to my department manager who fired me on some BS... and had the nerve to ask me did I need any help carrying my stuff out...
He gets one more for the look on his face when I fought my termination and they had no choice but to give me my job back.... plus back pay for the time I was out!!
A swift kick in the assets while helped me carry my stuff back into the office ( i know it's outside of the pimp slap rules..but I don't want him to not be able to see where he is going with my stuff.)

Now that is a good pimp slap!

I also need to extend a pimp slap to the Kappa Beach Party hoochies, and all my students who said they were going. Where is a 14 year old gonna do in Galveston? :mad:

I wanna give a huge PS to my supervisors and the 'upper management' of my hospital. Why are they trying to keep up with the Jones'? HC they decided on FRIDAY that they wanted to implement the new pager system in the ER starting this week? HC it will be implemented at midnight tonight? HC this is when THEY are at home in their beds, and I will be there by myself? Why did they tell me that they would come in early on Monday and brief me on the system? :confused: SOOOOO you want be to implement the system at midnight tonight, work the system for 7-8 hours and THEN you are going to show me how to use it? http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-025.gif Okay then the reason why they said that they are getting this system doesn't hold up! They SAY that they want to get it to protect 'patient confidentiality' by not calling out someone's name in the ER/Outpatien/Admissions/Surgery/ etc areas. Yeah, okay, that's all well and good before you THINK about it. I asked yesterday, "So when a patient goes back into the ER for treatment, do we pass the pager along to their family, or do we go ahead and take back the pager?" They said, "No you take back the pager" Okay, so that means when that patient has been seen by the doctor, and they are able to have a visitor, when we go and call them won't we say "Will the family of 1savvydiva come up please?" YOU JUST SAID MY FRICKING NAME!!!! What about when somebody comes in by EMS through the back and their family is out in the lobby, won't we say "Is there any family for 1savvydiva?" OOOPS you just said my name AGAIN, morons. Before you try and get something new started, why don't you ask all parties involved how that will affect them. DUMMMMMMMMMMMarses! :mad:

A big awful azz backhanded pimp slap with a three fingered ring on to the cat at the door of the club last night. Did you really think I was gonna pay full price when the club was closing in 30 minutes? I am going to assume you were just having a bad night with your pissy attitude, but no need to take it out on me! *slapslapslap*

Rutgers' annual pimp slap will have to be increased to a quarterly pimp stick beating!

These fools at the accounting office have truly outdone themselves. First, they deregister me for not paying a debt from a previous semester when I was paying on it (and about to make my last payment). These morons credited my payments to the current semester, which had a zero balance, instead of the semester with the debt! They then had the nerve to TRY and charge me the penalty fees for the deregistration!

Weeks after paying off my debt, these mf's are trying to tell me that I still owe money. I had to show them a copy of my student accounts and a copy of the form which lists what my fellowship pays for.

Oh, and I really enjoyed being a b*tch to that evil chick who was trying to convince me the day before that I was wrong! She had the nerve to give me an attitude like it was her money. They were even being condesending to the business manager who handles my fellowhip.:mad:

Re: Re: why oh why!!!
 

Me too
standing in to layeth the smackdown

I wanna pimp slap these mothers that are on the Jenny Jones show as I type complaining about their 12-14 yr old daughters looking/dressing like Christina Aguilera! UM...if my daughter is 12 years old...she doesn't have any say in whether or not she can dress sexy...and the first time I hear her say that she gets all this attention from guys because her BODY looks good in those clothes...will be the LAST time anybody sees her BODY for a while! School/Home/Room I don't blame the hot behind little girls...I blame their mothers for letting them get away with this foolishness...the whole panel needs to be pimp slapped! :mad:

I am so mad right now...it is beyond words!!!

I wanna pimp slap the contractors for my apt community...
WHY did this MOFO back DEAD into my car!!!!
WHY (sometimes I think I have ESP or something) was I sleep, and I heard this *thump* and I jumped up and went to the window, already knowing someone had hit my car? THEN as I get to the window, he hits it again!!!! :mad: I don't have any clothes on (decent ones anyway) so I throw on my hot-arse terrycloth robe and go running outside barefoot. Why did he claim that he only hit it once...I said I HEARD you hit it once then I SAW you hit it again!!!! Why is he the luckiest man on earth that my car wasn't seriously damaged? Why would I have flashed the whole parking lot if my car was hurt bad? Why is there a scratch and a little dent on the car and I am pointing to it and he acts like he didn't see it? My ex lives across the street and he said he was sweeping his kitchen and had the side door open and heard me fussing at the man in the parking lot? Why did he come running over like I was a damsel in distress? Why.... "I GOT THIS...I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!" :rolleyes: So why did the guy start talking to Patrick like Patrick was gonna beat him up or something! LOL...He was like "I'm sorry man, I told your lady i didn't see the car...and and I tol her that I only hit it once sir, and I'll leave me name and number....blah blah" HEY..."TALK TO ME...I MAKE THE PAYMENTS ON THIS HERE!" Ya'll I had to come in the house I was so mad! Patrick was laughing saying he never saw me that upset...Yeah Okay! :rolleyes: :mad: I tell you...and now I won't be able to go back to sleep...Jackarse!

Oh M. how many times I have dreamt of pimp slapping you all over the state of Texas for being the trifling-azz binch that you are, but the other day you gave me a good reason.

You get the pimp slap of all slaps for saying you hope I was sincere when I wished you all the best between you and B. What happened between us happened almost a year ago. I got over it, I see you haven't. I don't want you man, I could care less that you got the man I thought I had a crush on. I thought I was showing you that I was the better person in wishing you all the best. But you had to take it there. I didn't have to reply to you email in the first place. I didn't have to explain jack to you. (which by the was was the same explaination I gave you when we first got in to it)

You need a good pimp slap for thinking you're all that. You need another pimp slap for thinking that that last response to my email was suppose to hurt my feelings. But mostly you need a ladder so you can get over yourself

Pimp Slaps
 

pimp slap to the guy for thinking he could get away with killing his pregnant wife and dumping her in the water in the same place where he was in his boat and was seen by someone. All signs are pointing to him because of all his actions! And pimp slaps to his parents for thinking their piece of crap son didn't do it, and getting on TV and saying it!

Definitely pimp slappin' Bush...with baby powder like in "How High"

Pimp slappin' Bob Johnson for pimpin' black folks with a wack channel like BET and then selling it to white company (and he's greek, he should know better)

Pimp slappin' Ja Rule for trying to diss Eminem and the rest of Dr. Dre's crew...just not intelligent

Pimp slappin' Bush AND his entire crew for dragging us into a bogus war when STILL ain't nobody found Bin Laden, nobody knows where Saddam Hussein is, and no WMD's were found, NONE (a whole bunch of cash was though, makes you think...)

Retroactively pimp slappin' Rudy Guilliani for being Rudy Guilliani (I'm from NY)

Pimp slappin' Bush again just on GP

Slappin' da hoes that puts me at work late tonight when I have a cold and feel like chit! :mad:

Slappin' dat MoFo that stripped searched me at the airplane check-in--THEN sum chit in my carry-on came up missin'!!! :eek:

Just overall pissed off, today!!! Tomorrow, I will probably be depressed... :(

I'm only working 1/2 a day. My assistant left to take care of some business. I was trying to be nice (my good deed ;) ) by letting her go since she wasn't going to be able to after I left. She's not back yet and my 1/2 day begins @ 10:30. :eek: To top it off, she got to work LATE! :mad:

You're new, but you deserve a PIMP SLAP! :mad:

I wanna pimp slap this lady on Maury that is LAID OUT on the stage crying...she just found out that the guy she brought on the show is her baby's father. Um...you said you already KNEW that he was the daddy...why all of the drama now? Ya'll I wish ya'll were watching it, it is almost painful, she is wailing sitting in the corner under the screen "WHY MAURY...WHY...WHY HE DO ME LIKE THIS MAURY...HOW HE SAY THAT MAURY...WHY MAURY...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Git yo ass off the durn floor chile!!!