My guess...a beer.

and as to the FUPA discussion. It's also known as a Gunt

The best story I've heard is the theory of the hate nut.

The Hate Nut? I will be waiting for an explanation.

I dated a guy once that told me he liked to be bitten. I tried it once and he said...."um, nevermind." What is that about? Where do you bite, how much pressure and most importantly WHY do you want to be bitten?

Three2tango... i certainly hope you did not bite him THERE! Poor guy...

Okay, is a FUPA the same thing as a "front-butt?"

Hate nut theory is that you could be so pissed off at girls, life, whatever that while jacking it you cause yourself pain.

Thanks Optimist Prime for that. My knowlege base from this thread is really growing.

SororityGirl2, I didn't, but I should have. He, no I need to have my head examined for even thinking of doing that. Men are so twisted!!

In a word....yes.

Ok, so I am going to be very graphic here but I need an official, diagnostic definition of FUPA.........this has dragged out waaaaay too long........

So what you all are saying is that FUPA is a "frontal crack" that extends all the way up into the gut??????? Ewwwwwwww! I have seen a lot of naked girls in my day (hey, I lived in a sorority house) and I have NEVER seen THAT!!!!!!!!

Sloppy p---y, by our definition, is more referring to the, uh, lips and stuff, being particularly hangy and floppy and, uh.....I am grossing myself out here so I will leave the rest up to your imagination.

The POUCH that I was referring to is merely a little sac of skin and (probably) fat (sigh) right below the belly button......it has nothing to do with the actual genitalia........it just makes some of those really low hipster pants not so attractive. THIS is pretty much a guaranteed side effect of birth unless you go back to seventh grade after your maternity leave.......

Breaking it down, Dr. Jack-style . . .

FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Area (hey, we like it crass)

If your profile involves a small camel hump coinciding with the zipper on your jeans, you have FUPA. There are, of course, varying degrees of the malady, from the relatively benign (does she have a little FUPA? Nah, it's fine) to the disastrous (OH MY GOD IT'S ALIVE).

FUPA is not necessarily related to overall body weight, it appears - some girls just rock the FUPA, regardless of how the rest of the body appears. It's a mass of whatever, accumulated just above the vaginal area, but below the belly button. Any sort of "pouching" . . . well, i don't know what the hell that is, we're not talking about kangaroos here, but it's definitely an unidentified mass located (un)fortunately just above the no-no spot as it were. I'm in the process of doing more empirical data collection . . .

Anyway, girls - no FUPA, please.

RC (and I'm sure Rudey will agree)

If they're talking about what I think they're talking about, FUPA is the slang for the medical term "mounds" or "monds", something like that.

Okay, just to change the subject because this entrie FUPA thing is totally wigging me out!!!
Girls- Spit or swallow,
Guys which do you prefer?

BTW I only mention this because my mother and I had a very graphic discussion about sex the other night and this came up... she actually asked me!

I prefer not do do either. :D

I am going to answer honestly, so if it'll gross you out (or if you happen to be my brother) don't read the rest of my post . . .



I prefer to swallow actually, the reason being that I want it out of my mouth ASAP and swallowing gets rid of it immediately, even while it's still coming out. To spit I need to remove my mouth, grab a cup and spit . . . all the while it's still in my mouth. If I just swallow it's gone immediately and I can chase it with the beverage of my choice. :D

Edited to add that if I'm going to swallow I can also take it to the back of my throat and not even taste it at all whereas spitting requires the semen to come into contact with the front of my tounge.

Emily

OH.......MY!! :eek:

And Corbin Dallas, see that's why rule number one is to make the guy go first, lol.

I just wish that every man had to taste it once in their life... JUST ONCE....
And Corbin, I meant which do you prefer a woman to do to you, but since you seem to be interested in the other direction, that is cool!

I cannot believe I we are actually having this conversation on here.

Its wierd, I can talk with my boys about this at length, but seeing it in words is kinda wierd.


I feel dirty having read this. Like I need to go scrub my soul or something.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hey Lifesaver- I can help scrub you when I get to San Antonio-
Scrubbing hot Lambda Chi's - hmm, anyone else wanna go on a road trip?

(SORRY This thread has my brain in the WRONG place!)

I figured that, just couldn't resist the joke.

librasoul, I got no problems going down on a girl. I figured the rule was to make the guy go first, cause if she went first, he'd just fall asleep :)

HA! Too funny! :D

Anonimity
 

I am totally taking advantage of the luxuries the internet provides in no girl knowing who I am by talking about this crap.

RC, I dig ya on the FUPA but even little FUPA's freak me out. I've started looking at girls differently to make sure they don't even arch their backs as that can possibly lead to a FUPA.

ilovemyglo, what are you even talking about? You taste it for one second. If a guy goes down on a girl, he's licking the salmon stick for a while. The whole process on the whole is a lot more intricate as well. You have to look for a fisherman in a canoe and all that crap...you feel like a sniper at the end who found his target and did something he had to but sadly regretted.

I didn't even know spitters still existed and how in the world do you people have these discussions with family???

-Rudey
--The FUPA discussion was more interesting than this

Rudey, a small FUPA? I am 5'7 and weigh 138, which is 5 pounds more than my ideal. When I stant up straigt I can see a small bump below my belly button before it straigtens out again at the top of the short and curlies. I always thought it was kind of sexy looking I mean stick thin is just gross.

So you have a problem with a small one? Do you have issues with reality?

Well now that FUPA has been officially defined as what I ORIGINALLY thought it was, I have to say that I have never, ever seen a female over the age of about 11 who DIDN'T have at least a little bit of it. Want to see a perfect example? Britney Spears......for all her muscled abs, she is rockin the FUPA.

Just for the gentlemen's info, FUPA comes and goes at different times over the month. FUPA is located exactly at the uterus....we swell and get all full of stuff at various times and then the FUPA really hangs out there. Once you have given birth, you are permanently stretched out in that general area, and no matter how much body fat you lose, you still have extra skin there from all that growing, and you will never be FUPA-less again. Unless you have a tummy tuck, in which case you will have SUPA (scarred upper pussy area.)

As to the whole spit vs. swallow thing, I have always just been a gulp it and forget it kind of gal, but that goes out the window if I accidentally get a hair. This is gross but our dog sleeps in our bed a lot so in addition to stray pubes, the big problem we have is that if he gets into bed and lays on his stomach at all before we get busy, dog hairs stick to his package and then I have to practically use a lint roller on him. Hair stuck in the back of my mouth or throat makes me gag, so I have to spit and rinse out the hair if that happens.

Girls, you can make him taste it......it's called snowballing, I believe.

RubberSoul!@!@! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA OMMMAGOSH that is funny. What kind of dog do you have?

Okay... just had a funny/disturbing thought. What if you saw a girl with a big FUPA sporting a camel toe? Maybe she could have a mullet too!

Hey Rudey,

Don't think that hanging out between a guy's legs is right up there with sucking on a really yummy popsicle or anything. See the "Does our junk stank?" thread for more detail. And as for your assessment that what we do is mostly brainless, I refer you to Dante & Veronica's discourse on the subject in Kevin Smith's Clerks. Each set of equipment provides its own unique challenges and requires its own set of tactics. I also would suggest that you refrain from making such an observation in front of any woman who has or might ever go down on you. You might well get slapped and you definitely won't get any more of her loving.

I tend to follow the same MO as SuperSister and RubberSoul. I didn't used to, though. It took me a long time to get to that point, however. The first time I ever went down on a guy I threw up. I just object if a guy expects a woman to swallow. No, thank you. To me that's on the same line as refusing to use a condom. If I don't want your stuff in me, I don't want your stuff in me. But at this point in my life, I'd like to think that if I'm comfortable enough with a guy to be going down on him, I shouldn't have any objections about swallowing his stuff.

Actually I never said I spit, to be honest.
But it isn't like we don't taste it but for a second. First off, you guys get so excited that someone is paying attention to your little man besides your hand you dribble, some guys do a lot of this, some a little. Mix that with saliva and it stays in your mouth for a bit. Not to mention if we are nice enough to add a little ball licking with it, then you get to taste that wonderful SMELT (I believe someone referred to it!) which by the way would taste great on rotting socks! Then you have to add in the fact that the guy probably did something stupid like spray cologne down there, (just in case, wink wink) which tastes like pure rubbing alchohol. Then he gets all hot and bothered, shoots some hot salty crap that has the consitency of silly putty, into your mouth and you have to have three or four gulps before you get it all down. Then you have to get something to drink to get the taste out of your mouth (kind of like medicine, the after taste doesn't go away fast enough!)

As for licking the salmon stick- if you don't like it they make flavored water based lubricants that help, that is what I use for my guy, and it makes everything taste better...

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

yall done really WENT THERE now.

TMI RUBBERSOUL TMI TMI TMI.

Okay... I can't believe I am posting this, as I tend to refrain from posting anything personal here.

But, I swallow... always have. And it has nothing to do with getting the taste out of my mouth as y'all say, it is just quicker and neater and boys seem to prefer it (I do aim to please). In fact, I do not think the taste is bad AT ALL.

But, I have to agree with ilovemyglo on the cologne thing... what are you thinking? It's like licking a bar of soap. Bathe thoroughly and things are A-OK for me...

Re: Anonimity
 

LOL!! Funny post!


ilovemyglo and RubberSoul... :eek:

Just when you thought the topic couldn't get any worse! :eek:

RubberSoul:

As a guy I always though sloppy pussy was something different.

It wasn't that some of the girl's stuff was hanging out, that should actually happen to a certain degree when the chick is aroused.

Its when the structure doesn't seem firm. Like the lips and surounding areas want to get sucked in . . .

I guess the visual would be sticking something long and firm into a wall of jello with a hole in it . . . as the object penetrates, the wall is so un-firm that the surrounding area seems to want to cave into the hole with the object.

IT should feel very firm but doesn't . . . .

IT doesn't seem to be a weight issue. IT seems to be a flab issue or a fitnes issue. Tighter bodies have less caveing. . .

There are a lot of thin girls, we call them cardio queens in the gym, that also cave a lot because even though they are a size 3 or less, they feel flabby.

Anyway, that is what we thought a sloppy pussy was.

OMG. As if women didn't have enough to worry about without worrying that her labia weren't tight enough.

I am pretty certain that however tight or flabby you are down there is purely genetic and there is no non surgical method of altering that.

Sheesh.

You guys come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, so do we. We live with it, and trust me, sometimes those shapes and sizes are truly on the bizarre side (there's a thread on that, isn't there), but when it comes right down to it, WHAT it looks like, be it male or female genitalia doesn't have as much to do with the overall pleasure of it as if the owner of said genitalia knows what they are doing. ;)

Now this thread has ventured back into a topic addressed on another one: Keigel Exercises. Tone those muscles to avoid the sloppy style!

Warning Graphic: Not for Immature Audiences.






Many of you ladies have had your salad tossed!

Wait wait wait, I hear gasping and see heads shaking in denial, be patient and I will explain.

LEts take a minute and look at the anatomy of the nether regions of a woman.

ITs a lot like the two holes you put your fingers into when carrying a 6 pack of cans. . . next time you have a 6-pack get the feel for it.

With about the same distance in between the proverbial feel-good hole and the taboo hole.

That is why some guys will look at a hot petitie body and say: "I could hold her like a six-pack!"

Now being a virgin and all, I have no personal knowledge but I do listen and ask questions.

Ok the guy is taking his time and being very careful: He is licking the inner thighs, a little above, around the taint (nice word rubbersoul) getting her into it before he starts on more sensitive areas like the lips . . . and he takes his time there before starts in that most sensitive of places because he knows it can be too senstive before the woman is completely aroused.

And that starts the problem as the woman is approaching orgasm she starts moving more and more and he is just trying to stay in the right place . . . and then . . .

(dramatic pause)

She slips over the brink into that special moment! And lets face it, she goes a little beserk. Hips thrusting body spasming back arching loud cries, the whole 9 yards.

Now his thoughts are reduced to simple survival.

He knows for the next couple minutes of her orgasm he will be deprived of air because she has him trapped.

He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage.

He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag.

And then it happens.

He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia.

She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . .

Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila!

Your salad has been tossed!

You ladies need to get over your denial and face facts :D.

Now this doesn't happen to guys because our anatomy is different.

Sorry for rambling a bit but I was writing from work.

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No, no James. Girls do not have taints! Although, I do definitely understand your point... that boys might meander toward that area, sometimes unintentionally.

See my brief explanation, which was posted on page two of this thread, below:

True, but that patch of flesh right below the beginning of the "jade gate" is still considered an erogenous zone on a lady ;).

Next time you are in some hot and heavy foreplay . . be conscious of the feeling :D .

Just for your info...

You are booked on the following:

Delta Airlines Flight 83 Departing Louisville, Wednesday, October 9, 2002, 10:10AM, Non-Stop service to San Antonio, Arriving 12:05PM.

I'll be the one at the gate holding the bar of soap. ;)

:D

Okay, lifesaver, say- Scrub-a-dub-dub! If you rub right a genie might pop out........
lol!!!
I have officially realized I am sexually frustrated!

i'm ttoo drunk

So that's what you looked like when he hitted it? :D