My prof promised to grade this assignment and change my incomplete to an actual grade by Sunday. 5 DAYS LATER, I'M STILL WAITING. What did I get in the freaking class?!?!?!

The next month is absolutely crazy. Tomorrow is founder's day and formal, next weekend is Relay For Life, the weekend after that is Thurtene, and then the weekend after that is WILD (our concert), the end of classes and senior send off. And don't even get me started on everything due DURING each of these weeks...should I just pass out now?

Why is my dog obsessed with chasing squirrels?

:D

Why does the sea rush to shore?

When will they finally cure T1 diabetes?

Seriously, the "5 years till a cure" yarn is getting a little old after 18 yrs of hearing it.

SQUIRREL!!

:D

I had to turn in an assignment this week and I was half tempted to write, "There's no point in me doing this assignment because you're never going to grade it."

But, I decided there was a chance it would get graded so I decided to answer the questions after all.

But, really, it's annoying. This is graduate school. You wouldn't accept an assignment weeks late, but you expect me to wait this long for a grade.

Why don't people bother to read stuff anymore before asking questions? Is it that hard to do your own research these days?

Why do people read stuff and still asks questions that were answered in whatever guide they read?

Will I find the gopher?

The whole reason I needed to do a make up assignment is because the first one I submitted lost points for being 2 days late. It took a month for her to finally respond to my emails asking what assignment she wants me to do, another week for her to say she even GOT the thing, and it has now been 7 days past when she said it'd be graded. When will the madness end???

Also: You're kidding, right?

Why is 2013 one of the suckiest years ever? Seriously?

Jan--Gabriel the cat gets diagnosed with cancer.

Feb-- Dad leaves my disabled mom for another woman he's had on the side for 3 years. He comes back in a day and a half, but the stress and drama is nuts.

March-- Gabriel passes away. Husband possibly has a TIA stroke (seeing neurologist tomorrow).

April-- One of my best friends ever passes away. The class I am taking sucks-- we've had 3 class periods, and the professor has had to miss 2 of the 3. These are only 8 week classes, and the midterm is coming up. And a written assignment that we've had no guidance on. He has cancer too, so I feel horrible for being upset, but I pay for these classes!

So 2013-- I hate you. From the bottom of my heart I hate you. Please start turning it around right now, and let the rest of the year be drama free.

No! I am not kidding! I counted today. I have done 9 assignments. She has graded 2.

I had worked up the nerve in class the other week to ask about the ungraded assignments......but the professor interrupted me mid-sentence and I lost my balls.

Why is there always that one person in a class who never shuts up?

Why is Luke Bryan so damn sexy?

Well, Why Not?

Why do I keep running the founders in my head? #neofever

How did this get to be 10 pages long so quickly?

Did he really think I was a senior in high school?

Why does this midnight shift feel like it's going to last forever??

Why would my shower break as I'm rinsing the color out of my hair???

Why isn't there a way to request additional hours in a day???? Most days, 24 hours isn't near enough.

How will I know?

Why didn't Kmart have funny ads when I was on the account? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA

...if he really loves me?

Will this ever end?

Why am I still working on this???

Will I ever have energy again?

Why, when multiple people express confidence in my ability to do something, do I still have this nagging self-doubt?

Why does my back itch in the one spot I can't reach?

How does looking in my mirror help?

Why do you stay when you should CLEARLY go?

Just what makes that silly old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant?

He's got high hopes!

Why did the hubs have to get the stomach ick (vomiting, fun stuff!) on a 3 day weekend. Of course, he's working from home and using sick time today so it's like a 4 day weekend with the whiniest man on earth. Why????

Answer
 

jajaja. Here is my answer. A new mean of energy.

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/129562...ad-with-butter

Did I do that?

http://stratsynergy.files.wordpress....1/10/urkel.jpg

Spicy tuna, why are you so delicious?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy can't I stop picking at my cuticles???! No matter how hard I try, I always end up doing it without realizing I'm doing it.

My waiter at the Mexican rest. Saturday night looked soo much like the older Urkel!

Very nice young man.

I've been having problems swallowing lately b/c of throat spasms. We ended up having to leave after I had barely eaten anything.

The waiter and manager thought there was something wrong with the food. The waiter offered me a dessert but I declined!
Left him a nice tip. :)

Why do I worry about this stuff???

Why Ask Why?