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HC I gotta put a STAY OUT sign on the BLVD for some peeps? HC this is my lunch time and every dang body wants to come talk to a sista? HC why do say COTTON PICKING? HC we did ENOUGH of that isht during slavery? HC my mama told me the same thing, look it up in the dictionary? HC since my phonics and phonetics were the bomb sans HOOKED ON PHONICS & the PHONICS GAME I usually could handle that task just fine? HC you forgot I was the SPELLING BEE CHAMP in 1985 @ JOHN DEWEY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL in WARRENSVILLE HEIGHTS?!?! :p HC oh my God, Danger? HC I just wanted to say that? HC I have poetry block right now? |
HC I got my morning chuckle from the GC Ohio Players, as usual?
HC a certain serial freakazoid poster just won't get a f#@*&=%@ life? :rolleyes: HC I always look forward to Jim Rome sassing jocks on his radio show in the morning? :p HC I'm just having the last of my Thanksgiving leftovers for lunch? HC I'm making plans on how to spend what's left from the paycheck after the rent is paid? HC, HC? |
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HC I'm not a playa though I just crush a lot? HC that is a joke for the pickle bus riders of GC? HC I want to send a special shout out and WAVE to the Silent Readers of GC? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/xyxwave.gif HC gotta gooooooo time for class? |
hc this is my first hc post?
hc you never see R. Kelly romantical connected with anyone? hc usher chest was looking kinda good in the you got it bad video? hc ray j. is off the map when usher came back on the scene? hc when i was down in the village celebrating my best friend's birthday, we walked into the flower shop and they were selling COTTON like they were a dozen of roses? hc if Big MaMaBuddha saw that she would probably flip and have flashbacks? hc nyc rents are still high as ever? hc none of the bill collectors really care if you were effected by the WTC tradegy, they just want their money? hc my friend called me on her cell phone from a small country in japan and she sounded crystal clear and i can't even talk on my cell phone in my apartment. hc at& t sucks? hc blackplanet sucks? hc you can never access a blackplanet page with out loggin on. hc men don't get cramps? hc most of the students i teach are like 6'5'? hc come the 13-15 girls all look older then me? hc some little 12 year boy tried to holla and called me thickness? hc he wasn't with his mama somewhere? hc i like the song by n'sync called "gone" hc BET is pumping it regularly? hc the one you love the most...is the one that kicks you in the face with the BS? hc when you get play when you are in a relationship? hc when you are alone nobody wants to holla? more hc lata.... |
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Hc you need SOMETHING to make you smile while you are at work? HC the work is surely not going to cut it? |
The Boondocks and Miss Cleo
HC I love the Boondocks?
HC this is the only comic strip I read faithfully and have ever read faithfully? HC this comic strip is so on point as far as Black culture? HC this week, they are clowning Miss Cleo? HC CALL ME NOW? HC Miss Cleo is believed to have known about the events of 9/11 and the FBI are hunting her down? HC I get the Boondocks as my morning coffee since SLOlumbus does not get it in the Dispatch? HC thanks to 12dn94dst (MIA) I am now a faithful Boondocks reader? HC you too can be a faithful reader? HC I get it on my MY YAHOO page? HC here is their official site: http://www.boondocks.net/? HC they have a book? HC I want it for Christmas? HC you can get it for me if you would like?:D HC you would be my friend for life? HC I still want to know why Jermaine Dupri has never entertained the notion of getting his grill fixed? |
Plastic surgery...
HC most things you can fix?
HC I wonder if you don't like the shape of your eyes, can they fix those, like your actual eyeballs? HC if you don't like your height, you are STUCK? HC, when you really think about it, that's a trip? HC if you want less breastage, you can get that? HC if you want more breastage, you can get that? HC I wonder if you want a ghetto booty, can they give you that? HC I wonder if they can put silicone in your butt? HC I wonder if it would feel like you were sitting on jelly? HC I am LMAO @ the thought of that? *swish, swish* LMAO HC I don't really know what made me think of any of that? |
Pregnancy HCs
HC people say stupid sh*t to you when you're pregnant?
Example: You're too small to be 6 1/2 months. You must be doing something wrong. HC I looked at her like WTF? HC I'm tired of folks asking me WHY I'm not showing much? HC I'm just "carrying small" HC my Mom carried small also. HC my doctor basically told me those peole are playa hating :D HC my baby is FINE and kicking up a storm right now. HC I'm glad I can come here and vent |
The real question is...
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HC next time you should tell them: yes, I'm starving my baby, and drinking on top of that!? HC, nosy, truly unconcerned, just wanna have somethin' to say binches, HC? And, since we're venting... HC people think that since you have ONE car length in front of you, that is their signal to get over? :mad: HC then they get mad when you ride their bumper? HC you can't expect much else when you get in front of me and you KNOW I'm going 65-70mph? HC that crap ticks me off EVERY morning? HC people ack so ignorant when it rains? HC I realize every morning and every afternoon, I need a car service? HC I think I need that more than I need a masseuse? HC I have done really well, though? HC I haven't had a RR incident in a minute, at least a week and a half? HC I fell off the RR wagon? HC they say you're on the wagon when you are trying to quit something? HC I really wonder where that came from? HC I wonder if there is a website of cliche origens? HC (after I'm done working diligently :rolleyes: ) I'm going to look and see? HC I had to come back and edit my post for the smilie? HC GC doesn't read smiles from right to left, sort of like PEMDAS? HC if GC SEES that I started with :rolleyes, then the last : should attach to that, NOT the following parenthesis? |
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HC Toocute do you know if the baby you are having is a girl or boy??
HC I LOVE babies w/ all my heart and soul?! HC that does not mean I want to have one right now!! ;) HC Ideal, I be getting mad at folx on the road while I'm sitting in the passenger seat?! HC Stupid drivers, HC?? HC CT4 always cracks me up?! HC sometimes, y'all really make my day go from "bad" to "smiles"!! HC I love y'all for that!! :D HC CT4, did you see that MAD TV episode when they were clowing Cleo?? HC that was some funny isht!!!! HC this lady asked Cleo "Well, on Sept. 10th, did you see anything wrong was going to happen on Sept 11th?? HC Cleo said "NO"?! HC the lady said "Well, how about on the 8th did you see anything re: the 11th?! HC Cleo still said "NO"?! :mad: HC I was DYING LAUGHING!!!!! HC Fake azz psychics, HC?! HC If you can save lives with your gift, do it?! HC CkretCrush, do you have a "secret crush"?? HC I do!!! HC "Shish, don't tell nooooboday?! HC MamaBuddha, I'm feeling you on getting play only when you're with somebody?! :mad: HC where were you when I was alone?? HC were you watching from the sidelines?? :confused: HC I feel bad sometimes though b/c I will NEVER pick up on a man?! HC you have to say to me "I LIKE YOU!" or else my slow butt will never know?! HC Craig David needs to utter those words to me?! HC **SIGH** |
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HC I just refuse to feel stupid thinking somebody likes me and they don't? HC I'd rather stay in the dark? |
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HC we are going to wait until the birth to find out HC I think it's a boy :D HC I have a sonogram pic with the legs and I think I see a little "package" :D HC my mom and my husband think I'm nuts. HC my Dad believes me though! He think it's a little package too! HC hubby wants us to keep the names we picked to ourselves until the birth HC I told my greekchat family the names we picked on the baby names thread !! HC I feel so sneaky doing that ;) |
HC?
people send you a PM? when you go to respond, you can't respond? you can't respond because their inbox is full? wtf? :eek: PUHLEEZE CLEAN OUT YOUR PMs? I have been guilty of this mydayumself? I'm lmao? |
H TF C?
HC folks choose to mess with you when you're PMSin?
HC they'd betta Reck-on-eyes before they get beat to the white meat? HC I'm so grumpy I could tear someone's head off? HC @ work today I met some prime candidates? HC this ghetto booty, 10lbs weave wearing, gold tooth suckin heffa came in? HC she got mad because she couldn't have her way? HC the heffa had the NERVE to say I make young blacks look bad? HC I asked the cow "and just how is that ?"? HC she told me because I'm like the one's who want a paycheck, but don't want to work? HC I told her, I was doing more than earning mine buy just sitting there entertaining her garbage? HC the mgr more than agreed? HC I was following policy? HC she was askin for it?:mad: HC this is free therapy? :p ;) :D |
HC I thought Rra Kelly was married? :eek:
HC maybe he is actin' like Deion Sanders used to? HC he didn't want anyone to know he was married? HC he didn't want that to interfere with his "PRIMETIME" image? HC supposedly that is all over and DONE WITH? :confused: HC If you say so? :rolleyes: |
hc GC has new little buttons that i do not know how to use?
hc i did not even know about PMs and i got a grip of them? hc Ideal08, the cotton was being sold like it was a dozen of roses? hc i am up at 4:33am in the morning? hc i want to smack the black of my assistant supervisor yesterday? hc i didn't? hc is been 6 months since i received my $5.90 tax relief check. hc when i finally decided to put my $5.90 tax relief check in the bank, the teller laughed. :mad: hc they take out more taxes when you are single? hc i have over 600 channels of digital television and nothing is on? hc i can blantly hear the neighbor and her boyfriend getting it on? hc come i am disgusted? :eek: |
Coworkers and others
HC yesterday I almost had to cuss a co worker out?
HC this coworker is just fat and nasty looking? HC the binch gon say to me and my student council officers, "This is all you have done in 4 days on this bulletin board"? HC I had to bite my tongue and then say YES THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE DONE in 4 DAYS? HC in 4 days, we put the fabric up for the background, traced and cut out the letters for Student Council and Happy Holidays, hung the border (cute border), put up our events, outlined the events with another cute border, etc? HC this BINCH did not do anything? HC mojos want to get my ire up? HC Ideal, my students are loving my nail design? HC it is not fugly but it is just not me? HC I have close to 50 rhinestones on my nails? HC the rhinestones are only on 2 fingers? :eek: :eek: HC my polish is a brighter hue than the :eek: face? HC some of my nonBlack students really irk my nerves? HC this one just asked me if my phone number is 1-800-Hot-Love? HC this other one just said some isht that I want to slap him for but because some parent took corporal punishment out of the schools along with prayer, my way of venting is with a HOW COME!?!?!!?:mad: |
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HC I'm preparing for an afternoon of power shopping? ;) HC if I don't find what I want at one store, I won't be that disappointed because I've had an organizer for 10 years? HC I'm not sure what to get my mom for Christmas? HC she'll probably say she doesn't want anything? HC? HC? HC? |
Christmas & work
HC we are doing Secret Santa at my job?
HC I don't really mind that? HC we are going to do a gift exchange? HC the spending limit is $20? HC that's decent? HC I'm just going to get my person a gift certificate to Sam Goody since I don't know his tastes all like that? HC that's not what I came to vent about, though? HC in addition to that, we have to do little cute stuff for them up until the gift exchange? HC that mess cost more money? :mad: HC they were talking about mugs of candy and carryin' on? HC this means, in addition to my $20 gift, I have to do other little stuff too? :mad: HC so far, ol' dude has gotten a little motivational note in his office box? HC I'll be going to the DOLLAR STORE to find him some more treats? HC I have NEVER been the type to get down like this at the office? HC I normally don't participate in stuff like this? HC I just don't like people getting too comfortable with me in the workplace? HC it just always makes me think of The Firm? HC I know that's crazy, but that's just how I am? HC I usually forgo the potlucks and all that jazz? HC usually, though, I'm not in an office of my PEERS? HC since I am, I will open up a little more? HC it's hard to do little stuff for menses? HC I want to decorate a cup or a mug with his name? HC I'm crafty like that? ;) HC I don't even know what kind of candy this dude likes? HC I've never seen him drink coffee, so a mug may not be a good idea? HC I'll do the cup thing? HC I'm thinking "out loud" to yall? HC what else? HC I wish fat shoe laces were still out? HC I'd get him some of those, LOL? HC I really can't think of much else? HC my SS got me some smell goods? HC now, I REALLY don't know what type of little stuff to get? HC those smell good's were no doubt more than a DOLLAR, LOL? HC I am not spending a lot of money on this mess? HC I'm sure I'll figure something out? HC I don't know why we couldn't just stick with the gift exchange? |
A Different World
HC I am watching A Different World?
HC I'll tell you why -- it was one of my favorite TV shows? HC today was the Whitley and Dewayne wedding episodes? HC Byron's brother was played by Orlando Jones the 7 UP Man? HC yesterday I was in the dollar store and heard something ALARMING :eek:? HC I heard a child singing the REMIX to Jingle Bells? HC he finished the regular part adn went on to say, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus is gaaaaaaaaay???:mad: :eek: HC I had to ask him what did you say? HC he repeated it like he had Santa Claus hooray or something of that magnitude? HC then he yelled out to his mom don't forget to buy me some dAodorant and not dEodorant? |
HC I am just tinkled pink that I can say Soror now.
HC it's just so beautiful to know that I have so many sisters all around the globe. HC that really gives me a warm, fuzzy, pink and green feeling inside. HC being pinned by my mother was so wonderful. HC I've been calling her Soror Mommy all afternoon. HC CT4 reminded me that I haven't given y'all a recap on my Thanksgiving with my birth mother. HC we didn't go hiking afterall. HC that's good, because the only boots I have are black leather, with 3 inch heels. HC as she was making dinner, I was looking around to see what she was cooking. HC I was like "how about if I make some macaroni and cheese". HC all the white folks grubbed on my mac and cheese. HC if I had time, I would have cooked some collards too. HC she cooked PEAS! HC I PASSED on the PEAS!!! |
LAverne and Shirley
HOW COME I watched bits and pieces of Laverne and Shirley's Fandemonium this weekend on TVLand?
HC I have a question? HC they shared a room all those years? HC Shirley used to tease Carmine all the time? HC Laverne had an L on all her clothes? HC she drank that dang on milk and Pepsi? HC that isht is nasty? HC I tried to drink it when I was younger because of Laverne but like Momma used to tell me don't DO EVERYTHING U SEE? |
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HC I love my AKA? HC I truly love that every soror understands that love? HC we all have warm fuzzies? HC I feel warm and fuzzy when new sorors come into the sisterhood? HC, though, I had to LOL @ Soror Mommy? :) HC that's too cute!? |
HC I wanted to post something so I could see my new signature?
HC I know I'm a mess, but I don't care? :p HC I can't stay long, I'm supposed to be working diligently? HC I am working diligently as the newest employee of The Ohio State University? :D HC I think I will congratulate myself with my fave for lunch, CHINESE!? HC I think I deserve a congratulatory crank? :o HC we look for any excuse to crank? HC the only excuse we DON'T look for is reproduction? HC that in and of itself is one hot mess? HC I'm very excited at the prospect of going back to school? HC I am even more excited that it will be FREE? HC that is my favorite word in the English language? :D HC I have been jammin' to the Red Star CD all day? HC I am starving? HC I have a new favorite store? HC it's The Great Indoors? HC I fell in love? HC until I went into that store, I coulda cared less about a house? HC my boyfriend mentioned us getting a house the other day, and it kinda scared me silent? HC the NEXT day is the day I went to The Great Indoors? HC now, I'm all like, ooh, gotta get a house, gotta get that kitchen, gotta have that bathroom? HC I had described my bathroom to my honey? HC I could tell he could care less? HC he needed to know, though, because the bathroom is my favorite room in the house? HC the Great Indoors has my bathroom? HC I even saw the kitchen that I want? HC my soror friend that I was with told me that I kept picking the most expensive stuff? HC I told her I couldn't help it, I like what I like? HC I have champagne taste with a water budget? HC that's right, not a beer budget, H2O? HC now, I'm looking forward to having a house? HC that should make my honey happy? HC we are on a schedule? HC I'm glad we are FINALLY on the same page? HC I have some encouraging stuff to share with you all, but it's too much to type right now? HC I have to go, but I will bless you all with my presence later? ;) |
Weekend Hcs
HC I went from wanting to hug my tutoring kids on Saturday to smacking them?
HC they were very calm during the math, but started acting crazy after their snack time? HC I let the kids pick out the books for reading time? HC two young girls came in twenty minutes prior to the session ending? HC they were the most disruptive and they were girls? HC one girl was wearing a peacoat and sequined flip-flops? HC this child was not yet 12 years old? HC one of my sorors was ready to go home and take a nap after dealing with some 15 third-graders? HC Ms. Sequin was strafed by her teacher, who was also volunteering, in front of her mother? HC my LSs and I are not yet set on where we'll have our AKAversary? HC I called a disrespectful visitor to the Alpha room out by PM? HC I :) at Soror Prayerfull's reminiscence of being pinned by her Soror Mom? HC I made it back to Irvine safely in spite of the heavy rain out here? |
One other very important HC:
HC my great sister Greek, CT4, hooked up my BP page w/such style and grace? |
HC I am a Happy sistah today?
HC remember I told ya'll some heffa cashed my tax rebate and the IRS was trippin like I was the criminal and NOT the victim? HC when I called the IRS last week they fronted like I wasn't going to get MY $$$$? HC I got my $$$$? HC I'm a going to be a shopping Fool? HC I'm like HEYYYYYYYYY!!! HC I had a child free weekend? HC I am refreshed? HC I gotta go to do some work? |
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HC it was my SISTERHOOD SERVICE PROJECT of the month? HC I had a ball doing it? HC her earlier page y'all was blank so I talked her into typing something? HC I just did it around her loves: AKA, Jazz, and the Lakers? HC now I need another project and I have one? HC I would rather do those than grade papers? :confused: HC you should go check out her page and sign her GB to show her some love and give her some points? HC the link is http://members.blackplanet.com/vreed64? HC my page if you want to sign it and look and laugh and stuh is http://members.blackplanet.com/simplyred04? HC my "other page" is http://members.blackplanet.com/NPHC_Listserve? HC I want to learn how to put music and moveable text on pages now? |
HEEEEEEY!!
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HC Heeeeeeeeeeey!! HC GO #1LL?!?!!? HC It's your birthday? HC I need to learn when that really is so I don't miss it? HC I wish I had a "surprise check" coming? |
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HC I still feeling good bout my check? HC bills want to come up all out the wood works since I got some change? HC bill sender outters? HC I feel like the bill collectors and the IRS are working together? HC more money more problems? HC I spending it ALL on me is looking more and more unlikely? |
How Come...
I get the feelin' I've insulted somebody 'round here, but can't figure out who it was?:confused:
HC I feel a breeze when I get on IM now?:( HC my e-roadies wont holla at me? Porque Ideal, necessito hablarte? |
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Por Que tu sabes como escribirme? Por Que no pienso que tu has ofender a cualquier persona? Por Que necesitas escribirme pronto, para que puedes decirme de que hablas? Por Que te envie' un mensaje hoy? Por Que es sobre una fiesta AKA en Detroit? Por Que quiero saber si lo recibiste? Por Que todavia no se si me voy a la fiesta o no? Por Que no estoy en lo mismo IM que tu? Por Que te pide obtener AOL IM? Por Que tu TODAVIA no lo tienes????? :mad: Por Que ahora es demasiado tarde, no puedo charlar en mi trabajo come antes? Por Que es una historia larga, te digo en un email? Pues... Por Que puedo charlar un poquito, pero no como antes? Por Que tengo "spies" en mi trabajo? Por Que "spies" es una palabra que nunca pense que yo necesitara saber? Por Que, OA, dime como se dice "spy" in espanol? HC I'm sad I will be missing the FREE drinks in 'Nap? HC, #1LL, I don't know why Bad Boy came out with that lie? HC NO money, MO problems? HC I don't care no more? HC I realized that it was December? HC there is still no snow? HC if it rains again, I'ma be ticked? HC I like snow? HC I like it a helluvalot better than rain? HC I think it used to be a song called "Helluva?" HC I wanna know if yall know what I'm talkin' bout? HC if so, sing it for me, lol? |
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HC the song was about a girl with like a helluva body or something? HC you should go to Morpheus or something to get the song? HC I am still loving Angie soooooo much and will have to get Jill this Friday when I get paid? HC it's too many of y'all riding in the same boat? :p |
HC it's been a tiring weekend
HC I sang Friday night, Saturday afternoon, Saturday evening, Sunday morning at 8:00 & 11:00 service and then again at an afternoon program Sunday at a church in the country HC I have to sing with another group Sunday at 8:00 HC I love singing HC It could be spread out a little bit more HC I was blessed Friday and Saturday evening HC God has truly been speaking to me lately HC he is telling me that I'm being elevated and prepared for greatness HC it was confirmed Sunday morning by another minister HC I didn't do ANY homework this past weekend HC God is an awesome God HC I know that my labor has not been in vain HC I know in spite of my busy weekend I WILL get some work done |
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HC I was just watching ONE on ONE and they showed the previews of a new movie?
HC this movie is going to SOOOOOOOO GHETTO!?!?! HC it stars Method Man, Redman, and Essence Atkins? HC Essence played Yvette on Smart Guy? HC the movie is called HOW HIGH?!?!? HC the movie is about college life @ Harvard University? HC I am chitty @ this MESS?!?!! :mad: HC I have to tell you about stinkiness? HC today I walked in to my last class of the day and this one little girl who had been absent all week said "Ms. CT4, it stinks in here"? HC I said, "Well grab the air freshener and spray"? HC she came up to my desk to get her make up work? HC I liked to diiiiiiiiied y'all? HC she STANK so bad? HC I really like her but lawd she smelled soooooooooooo funky? HC the ONLY reason I did not pull her to the side to tell her is because she has been having it rough lately @ home and school and because we had a blowout a few months ago? HC y'all this is my class after lunch but since I had not eaten I was really lightheaded from the funk? HC I thought of Steve Harvey's song "When The Funk Hits the Fan"? HC today this other student was dressed in blue from head to toe? HC it is days like this when I wished I had a digital camera? HC she had on a light blue denim outfit that was low key high waters? HC she had on sky blue boots with a sky blue purse? HC that was toooooo much blue? HC she also had on blue eye shadow and chit? HC when I was asking her about her outfit she was talking about all the binches that was hating on her outfit?:rolleyes: |
How come I am so ready to go home for Christmas break?
How come it is not so much a break from school as it is from work? How come people INSIST on calling Toys R Us and asking for "someone in the toy department"? :confused: How come there was this guy that works with me that tried to talk to me awhile back? How come at the time I was like.... no. How come now I'm kinda feelin him? :o How come I think he ain't thinking about me no more? LMAO :) How come that's cool, it's nice being single? How come when I find out what's nice about it, I'ma let y'all know? ;) |
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HC Someone needs to learn what the free book store is? :p
HC the FREE BOOKSTORE is the LIBRARY?!?! :D :cool: HC I just lead a bomb review session for my kids' test tomorrow on Pudd'nhead Wilson? HC this is the only Mark Twain book I ever read? HC this book is full of satire and irony? HC I have to go send out some Founder's Day Greetings to the OH SO COLD MEN OF A PHI A!! |
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HC folx trying to call me out? HC I learned what the free book store is now? HC I am going to utilize it? HC reading IS fundamental? HC my GC peeps got me reading books all the time now? HC I went from HOT GIRL status to Stay at Home and Read a Book Status? HC I will blame it on ya'll girl mother nature and her friend Winter? HC I wish I could just pick up my house and haul it to Jamaica for the Winter and haul it back in the Summer? |
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