Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1936502)

Oh, fille, silly girl, Daddy takes you to those purity balls, and you dance close and have a nice incest type date. You end up in the society pages looking like you went to prom with your own dad and promise never to have sex before you get married or until the first hot guy buys you a box of Junior Mints at the movies!;)

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1936508)

As long as it's Junior Mints and not some repulsive candy that you'd serve at a slutfest, like Reeses Pieces.

Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1936511)

I guess I'm a slut, then, cause I'd do it for Reese's Pieces!:eek:

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1936514)

I can't help it but that's what anyone in my great aunt's cousin's brother's sorority would think.

Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1936515)

They just don't know classy when they see it!

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1936519)

That's not what my mommy said. "MOOOOOOOOOOM. Someone's being mean to be on the internets"

Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1936521)

And tell her that in my sorority, you only get to join if you eat Reese's Pieces!

Originally Posted by agzg (Post 1936523)

I don't like peanut butter all up in my chocolate. HOW DARE YOU exclude me, a TRIPLE LEG SHOO-IN MEMBER WHOSE GREAT GRANDMOTHER TO THE Nth POWER FOUNDED THE CHAPTER?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

YOU ARE A
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1936525)

I hate to tell you, but your Grandmother LIKED peanut butter all up in her CHOCOLATE!

Originally Posted by AOII Angel (Post 1936521)

And tell her that in my sorority, you only get to join if you eat Reese's Pieces!

Originally Posted by Pirouette (Post 1936555)

:eek: Ah, the real reason I got cut from AOPi is finally revealed!

Originally Posted by violetpretty (Post 1936575)

Me three. Must be a Sigma Kappa thing.

Originally Posted by tinydancer (Post 1936700)

I can't believe I am sitting here at 4:45 am reading this, but I needed a good laugh. And I second Indy on hoping it's not Gamma Phi Beta.

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1936559)

Me too. I hate PB and chocolate. :mad:

Originally Posted by violetpretty (Post 1936575)

Me three. Must be a Sigma Kappa thing.

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1936576)

We're classy and not repulsive?

Originally Posted by summer_gphib (Post 1936704)

I am beginning to believe that there needs to be a writing exam as part of recruitment, even before day one. It could be "Please write a paragraph without sounding like an idiot..."



ETA: Fourthing that it's not Gamma Phi! ;-)

Originally Posted by ISUKappa (Post 1936773)

Ok mighty GC detectives, how have you not rustled up who this volleyball29 chick is yet? If she *is* telling the truth, it can't the that difficult to figure out who she is: Great-grandmother (charter member), grandmother, mother and two sisters all in the same chapter in the south; bid day activities in a hotel; alumnae "routinely" invited to events. Get to Google searching!

Originally Posted by ISUKappa (Post 1936773)

Ok mighty GC detectives, how have you not rustled up who this volleyball29 chick is yet? If she *is* telling the truth, it can't the that difficult to figure out who she is: Great-grandmother (charter member), grandmother, mother and two sisters all in the same chapter in the south; bid day activities in a hotel; alumnae "routinely" invited to events. Get to Google searching!

Originally Posted by 33girl (Post 1936847)

Volleyball is not her sport, kids.

Originally Posted by als463 (Post 1937010)

What do you mean? She doesn't play volleyball? I still find it weird that a "southerner" like Volleyball29 commented on a Midwestern school. Maybe it's because she apparently has so much sorority knowledge because she is a shoe-in for mommy's chapter. Who acts like that? That is beyond weird.

Originally Posted by 33girl (Post 1936847)

Volleyball is not her sport, kids.

Originally Posted by MysticCat (Post 1937013)

She means that volleyball29 was just the latest incarnation of someone who has been banned too many times to count. She created the vb29 persona to stir things up.

Originally Posted by Psi U MC Vito (Post 1937044)

who? I don't recolonize the style. horse_bitch?

Originally Posted by Barbie's_Rush (Post 1937056)

More like a rainbow colored pony bitch.

Originally Posted by FSUZeta (Post 1937017)

you're being generous.

Originally Posted by TSteven (Post 1936385)

If I may. Perhaps it is a Southern thing, but in volleyball29's defense, my Mother's and Sister's chapter has a Founder's Day Formal that is attended by actives and alumnae.

We have many official photos - the kind that has the chapter, date etc. on the bottom - as well as family photos of it. I remember these well.

But for what it is worth, I am fairly confident that at no time it was a drunk slutfest. At least I hope not. :eek:

Originally Posted by SusySorostitute (Post 1937165)

i don't know where yall go to school but when our moms come to town it is definitely a drunk slutfest! i suppose the apple never falls far from the tree.

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1937169)

Just because you're not the same trollpuppet, doesn't mean you're actually entertaining, especially when you're really really late.

And if you're not a trollpuppet, you're still really really late to the game as well as having a "clever" name.

Originally Posted by SusySorostitute (Post 1937171)

i'm not a troll / sock puppet, it was a sarcastic comment if anything. i don't come on here a lot and there were posts in this thread today...

Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1937174)

Then change your name while you only have 23 posts invested in this one.

Originally Posted by SusySorostitute (Post 1937175)

most actives nowadays tend to embrace rather than take offense at the term "sorostitute". i guess when i joined i had a different idea of who the "greek chatters" would be.

Originally Posted by SusySorostitute (Post 1937175)

most actives nowadays tend to embrace rather than take offense at the term "sorostitute". i guess when i joined i had a different idea of who the "greek chatters" would be.