Unique rush issue?
Nothing new under the sun.
Try searching, snowflake.

Helicopter moms.
Please go get your own life now.
Let your kids grow up.

It's recruitment time.
Many, many moms will post:
How could this happen?

Too late to worry.
Many lessons to be learned.
Preparing is one.

Your first choice said no?
You do have others, you know.
They really want you!

Keep an open mind
does not mean pick only one.
Look for a real home.

Home is where you fit.
It might not be where you think.
Go where you are loved.

I would like advice.
I do not like your advice.
You are all meanies.

Actions have results.
Lo, it is as I foretold.
Next time, please listen.

Rainbows and unicorns.
Always waiting for the best to happen.
Pray daily.
Wait for an answer.

Ask the question
What animal creates sunshine?
Then ask the question
What animal creates clouds? :)

Yes, this one's for you,
You self-righteous, indignant,
naive, ignorant,

Passive aggressive,
Judgmental, condescending,
not-that-entitled,

But acts like you are,
'Why hello Pot, I'm Kettle!'
There's more, but... bite me.

Bumped for AlphaFrog

Pinterest sucks balls -
"I didn't know I liked that!"
You are still boring.

Thank you so much Rob.
I did not get it either.
Zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz.


Hey you "concerned" gals
Please don't out the PNMs
Your agenda shows.

Maybe I am old
but to me it certainly seems
early for crazy.

It is only June.
Doesn't crazy start later?
I can't remember.

You are mistaken.
Craziness is forever
and always. Damn kids.

There is crazy, and
there is crazy on steroids.
We have lots of both.

Hey, greeklifebb
Doesn't have the slightest clue
Watch her flounce away

Black NPC rush.
White Divine Nine rejectment.
Boring summer, kids?

Add in Bahama.
Apart of NPHC.
Apart is fun word.

Bahama and Greek.
No NPHC at school?
Go HBCU.

Oh, Courtney B. Vance,
Your voice makes a Bible verse
Sound like sexy porn.

Fuck Tha Police, Man
I ain't tryin' to hear that
Shit, when's my phone call?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...lI0CYq1XSW9ZqA

Bump, and lump the threads,
Spambots are infesting now,
From where do they come?

Spambots truly suck.
I hate Canadian meds
Spambots really suck.

This is ludicrous.
The Spambots are KILLIN me
I don't need Chantix!

Logic is so rare.
Reading is fundamental.
It's really not that hard.

Let me ask you this
but you must not advise me.
Internet knows all.

With your sorority
pin you get physic powers.
You know what happened.

Yes, random strangers
will all have eerie insight
and know everything.

I want light banter!
Lots of fun exchanges, please.
Forget good advice.

Would you go to Yale
with bikini and bad grades?
Do lots of research.

(This is not to say
Girls at Yale don't have good bods,
Just that it is cold.)

Schools aren't all the same
Housing, grades, costs, dorms and sports-
This goes for rush too.

Quiet recruitment.
Then Dr. Phil is banned.
Chaos then ensues.

Hey, what does banned mean?
It is the naughty corner.
Be good and come back.

TEITY?
The style seems so familiar
Although no smilies.

^^^ Very well done!

Hey! I have problems.
Oh great and mighty GC
Tell me what to do.

Talk to those involved
instead of asking GC?
What, are you crazy?

If I wanted rude
I could have it in real life.
I am going to flounce.

My situation?
Should I rush with my bad grades?
How dare you say no!

Do you want to dance?
Dance, dance for your life!
You can be glittered!

Not a haiku, but
These are cracking me up. Guess
I wrote one anyway.

XXX, come be
our rescuer. Our group not
worthy without you.

F.
T.
W.

Entitlement sucks.
As they throw their bid cards down
Out of pure disgust.

Also winning. Nicely done.

Disenfranchised. I
feel empathy for those girls.
Is that the right word?

The hoard of victims
will take it from here, nerd girls,
thankyouverymuch.

Threads that disappear
Even QFP can't save
The lost trainwreak thread

Oh, the internet.
PNMs can find alums,
but get recs? Maybe.

PNMs are whack.
"I would be a great member.
I'm perfect for you."

Girl, stay in your lane.
That's not how it works in rush.
Humility, please.

You is BAD for that!:D

If we could like that Haiku, I'd love the hell outta it

Contented sigh in the face of magnificent poesy