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BraveMaroon 08-08-2011 03:55 PM

Unique rush issue?
Nothing new under the sun.
Try searching, snowflake.

summer_gphib 08-08-2011 04:15 PM

Helicopter moms.
Please go get your own life now.
Let your kids grow up.

MysticCat 08-19-2011 08:49 PM

It's recruitment time.
Many, many moms will post:
How could this happen?

SWTXBelle 08-19-2011 09:02 PM

Too late to worry.
Many lessons to be learned.
Preparing is one.

Your first choice said no?
You do have others, you know.
They really want you!

Keep an open mind
does not mean pick only one.
Look for a real home.

Home is where you fit.
It might not be where you think.
Go where you are loved.

SWTXBelle 08-24-2011 01:18 PM

I would like advice.
I do not like your advice.
You are all meanies.

Actions have results.
Lo, it is as I foretold.
Next time, please listen.

barbino 08-26-2011 03:37 PM

Rainbows and unicorns.
Always waiting for the best to happen.
Pray daily.
Wait for an answer.

Ask the question
What animal creates sunshine?
Then ask the question
What animal creates clouds? :)

SydneyK 08-26-2011 04:01 PM

Yes, this one's for you,
You self-righteous, indignant,
naive, ignorant,

Passive aggressive,
Judgmental, condescending,
not-that-entitled,

But acts like you are,
'Why hello Pot, I'm Kettle!'
There's more, but... bite me.

Psi U MC Vito 01-05-2012 04:47 PM

Bumped for AlphaFrog

KSig RC 01-05-2012 04:57 PM

Pinterest sucks balls -
"I didn't know I liked that!"
You are still boring.

33girl 01-07-2012 11:19 PM

Thank you so much Rob.
I did not get it either.
Zzz zzz zzz zzz zzz.


Hey you "concerned" gals
Please don't out the PNMs
Your agenda shows.

SWTXBelle 06-15-2012 08:39 PM

Maybe I am old
but to me it certainly seems
early for crazy.

It is only June.
Doesn't crazy start later?
I can't remember.

ASTalumna06 06-15-2012 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWTXBelle (Post 2152647)
Maybe I am old
but to me it certainly seems
early for crazy.

It is only June.
Doesn't crazy start later?
I can't remember.

You are mistaken.
Craziness is forever
and always. Damn kids.

SWTXBelle 06-16-2012 09:07 AM

There is crazy, and
there is crazy on steroids.
We have lots of both.

pshsx1 06-16-2012 10:08 AM

Hey, greeklifebb
Doesn't have the slightest clue
Watch her flounce away

Greek_or_Geek? 06-16-2012 11:50 AM

Black NPC rush.
White Divine Nine rejectment.
Boring summer, kids?

DrPhil 06-16-2012 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greek_or_Geek? (Post 2152797)
Black NPC rush.
White Divine Nine rejectment.
Boring summer, kids?

Add in Bahama.
Apart of NPHC.
Apart is fun word.

Bahama and Greek.
No NPHC at school?
Go HBCU.

33girl 06-16-2012 12:46 PM

Oh, Courtney B. Vance,
Your voice makes a Bible verse
Sound like sexy porn.

FHwku 06-16-2012 01:14 PM

Fuck Tha Police, Man
I ain't tryin' to hear that
Shit, when's my phone call?

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...lI0CYq1XSW9ZqA

MaryPoppins 06-17-2012 10:18 AM

Bump, and lump the threads,
Spambots are infesting now,
From where do they come?

carnation 07-17-2012 09:17 AM

Spambots truly suck.
I hate Canadian meds
Spambots really suck.

ASTalumna06 07-17-2012 11:43 AM

This is ludicrous.
The Spambots are KILLIN me
I don't need Chantix!

SWTXBelle 07-19-2012 10:16 PM

Logic is so rare.
Reading is fundamental.
It's really not that hard.

SWTXBelle 08-19-2012 01:29 PM

Let me ask you this
but you must not advise me.
Internet knows all.

With your sorority
pin you get physic powers.
You know what happened.

Yes, random strangers
will all have eerie insight
and know everything.

I want light banter!
Lots of fun exchanges, please.
Forget good advice.

33girl 08-20-2012 11:25 AM

Would you go to Yale
with bikini and bad grades?
Do lots of research.

(This is not to say
Girls at Yale don't have good bods,
Just that it is cold.)

Schools aren't all the same
Housing, grades, costs, dorms and sports-
This goes for rush too.

SWTXBelle 08-30-2012 09:17 PM

Quiet recruitment.
Then Dr. Phil is banned.
Chaos then ensues.

Hey, what does banned mean?
It is the naughty corner.
Be good and come back.

TEITY?
The style seems so familiar
Although no smilies.

MysticCat 08-31-2012 08:43 AM

^^^ Very well done!

SWTXBelle 05-26-2013 09:25 AM

Hey! I have problems.
Oh great and mighty GC
Tell me what to do.

Talk to those involved
instead of asking GC?
What, are you crazy?

If I wanted rude
I could have it in real life.
I am going to flounce.

My situation?
Should I rush with my bad grades?
How dare you say no!

SWTXBelle 08-05-2013 07:38 PM

Do you want to dance?
Dance, dance for your life!
You can be glittered!

Missouri Ivy 08-05-2013 08:26 PM

Not a haiku, but
These are cracking me up. Guess
I wrote one anyway.

Cheerio 09-12-2013 06:07 PM

XXX, come be
our rescuer. Our group not
worthy without you.

nittanyalum 09-12-2013 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheerio (Post 2239239)
XXX, come be
our rescuer. Our group not
worthy without you.

F.
T.
W.

PersistentDST 09-12-2013 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheerio (Post 2239239)
XXX, come be
our rescuer. Our group not
worthy without you.

Entitlement sucks.
As they throw their bid cards down
Out of pure disgust.

nittanyalum 09-12-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersistentDST (Post 2239246)
Entitlement sucks.
As they throw their bid cards down
Out of pure disgust.

Also winning. Nicely done.

ASTalumna06 09-12-2013 06:53 PM

Disenfranchised. I
feel empathy for those girls.
Is that the right word?

nittanyalum 09-12-2013 07:01 PM

The hoard of victims
will take it from here, nerd girls,
thankyouverymuch.

AlphaFrog 09-12-2013 08:23 PM

Threads that disappear
Even QFP can't save
The lost trainwreak thread

SWTXBelle 07-09-2014 06:47 PM

Oh, the internet.
PNMs can find alums,
but get recs? Maybe.

PNMs are whack.
"I would be a great member.
I'm perfect for you."

Girl, stay in your lane.
That's not how it works in rush.
Humility, please.

carnation 07-09-2014 06:57 PM

You is BAD for that!:D

Jill1228 07-09-2014 07:08 PM

If we could like that Haiku, I'd love the hell outta it

MaryPoppins 07-09-2014 07:17 PM

Contented sigh in the face of magnificent poesy


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