Drunk Taylor in the suitcase was classic. When she pouted though, the size of her lips freaked me out. Ewwww! She looked like a wide-mouthed bass.

I feel the same way about Adrienne's collagen filled face. ~shiver~ Taylor reeeeeeeeeeally exemplified having some serious issues tonight. Watching Taylor's display reminds all of us how strong Camille is considering the divorce she went through. And I thought Kyle was very rude about Taylor's hardship: "I feel bad for Taylor, but we're on vacation. Come on." :mad: She even gave the exhausted face when Taylor said, "But I'm still in love with him, and it makes me so sad." Show some compassion, would you, lady?

I know one thing, I want a husband like Mauricio!!! HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA! What a heart-throb!! :p

Agreed. Despite how Camille came across last season, she actually held up under the public scrutiny and humiliation of being tossed over on national television by her slimy ex-husband. I do admire how she handled herself

Actually, I was with Kyle on this one. We all now know the outcome of this story, I still dislike Taylor and don't buy her act for one second. My empathy and heart goes out to Kennedy and Russell's 2 sons who were left behind. I don't feel much for Taylor. I agree with joliebelle on her assessment of Taylor & that situation.


What is up with Adrienne being such a bitch to Paul? I get that she's an important business woman but she doesn't seem to get that he's looking out for the safety of his wife & mother to his children and NOT at the co-owner of a basketball team. She wouldn't even at least try to meet him halfway or listen to his reasoning. Jeez.

I don't know if this has been posted (so I apologize if I this is a re-post) but Adrienne is a Pi Beta Phi from the University of New Mexico.

Lisa Vanderpump in the ABC video, Poison Arrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=U6YQdhL6DV4#!

She comes on approx. at 43 seconds.

That Dana woman was ridiculously obnoxious. I really hope that she was joking about that being her wedding dress.

I was most irritated by her $25,000 sunglasses that she kept bragging about and then her "genius" 18 month old son that speaks Thai. Kyle's comments to her about Portia being born already walking were classic. Not sure if Dana realized Kyle was being sarcastic. LOL!

Not liking Brandi at all. She's irriting and has so much Botox on her face, it literally does not move. Reminds me of Alexis face from RHOOC. Ick!

I can't believe that I am referencing Camille: People with money don't flaunt it, They don't tell you how much they paid for something (unless they got it at a huge discount and are happy about it)....She's playing stupid.

Nope ... :D She looked so pathetically intrigued. LOL! That was a good one from Kyle, that's for sure. I'm definitely with Camille, ... people with money don't have to talk about it. Lisa has more money than all of those women put together, and you never hear her talking about paying $25K for a pair of sunglasses. As Kyle said, it's assinine. That's one person's salary for a year. Seriously?????? :confused:

OMG!! I thought I was seeing things!! I can now say that I am well-trained in discerning botox of face, because something just didn't look right to me with Brandi. It looked like her cheeks were stuffed with rubber and were gonna pop off her face in a minute. To be honest, I don't know who is more obnoxious, ... Brandi or Dana. One thing's for certain, Brandi is really, REALLY tall. :rolleyes:

Wow. Watching the most recent episode made me re-evaluate some of my opinions of these women.

Dana - Who the hell is she? She is so pathetic and is obviously trying way too hard to be liked by Kyle & Kim. As the hostess of the party, she should have made sure that this party did not get out of control like it did. Plus, she quickly jumped on the anti-Brandi bandwagon. I saw on a message board someone made a reference to the Queen Bees and Wannabe's. The comparison was that it's obvious that Dana is one of the Wannabe's. Why on earth does she have to tell everyone what designer and/or the cost of things are? That's so pathetic & stupid.

Kim - HOLY HOT MESS BATMAN! I agree with Brandi on this one. Kim was clearly drunk (at the very least). Anxiety, my ass. She was also extremely rude and bitchy talking crap about Dana's house (though I agree with the comments about the house being so empty).

Kyle - The Queen Bee of Bitches! She was such a bitch! I really have nothing else to say really other than I saw another side of Kyle and frankly, it re-confirmed my original opinion of her. I have never really liked her and this just confirmed it for me. Finally, is she really offended by the word "cock"? That's just stupid. She drops the f word left and right yet is offended by Brandi saying cock? LAME! Hello pot. Meet kettle.

For both Kim & Kyle to be so rude to Brandi during the game was just real shitty of them. If you read Kyle's blog, she continues to make excuses for her behavior. Theyn Kim starts bitching about not wanting Brandi on her team & Kyle starts egging her on and laughing while Brandi is right next to them? Talk about having no class or manners.

Brandi - I agree with Adrienne's assessment that she has little to no filter. Still, I felt really bad for her at the treatment the other women were displaying towards her. I'm glad she has a backbone and stood up for herself when it's obvious her only friend is Adrienne and she wasn't there.

Yeah, I'm with you on that one. I was so shocked to watch this grown woman act a fool about being called "Pam" when she let it slide with Kim the whole night. Obviously preferential treatment. You're right, she was so far up Kim and Kyle's butts that it was just freaky to even WATCH. She is desperate to be relevant that I believe she WANTED her party to get out of control, because it was such a bore in the beginning. Everyone slowly dragged in, and she didn't have sense enough to try to get things rolling early as they were coming. You don't wait for every single soul to show up. If only one person comes, ... then you START THE PARTY! All you need is alcohol! LOL!! Give the others something to walk into for cryin' out loud. (Even Taylor said she was "trying too hard".)

Well, to be honest, ... I don't think they're dealing with a case of alcoholism anymore. For starters, alcohol doesn't stay in the blood that long, and if she was disappearing into the bathroom just to drink, I think they would've smelled it sooner or later. I think I agree with Brandi, that Kim may be strung out on Crystal Meth or Speed. :( The reason I say that is because she told Kyle that she hadn't slept in seven days, and that she's got all this anxiety, and her breathing is short and fast. All those things are symptoms of Speed. The way she has been talking, and talking, and talking in every scene is a dead giveaway. In the words of David Sedaris, "Speed heats the brain to a full boil, leaving the mouth to function as a fulminating exhaust pipe." I think Bravo is cookin' something up just for it to unfold before our very eyes.

I got tickled when Kyle was about to go nuts on Brandi, 'til it hit her that she was the one people referred to as a bully. So, she quickly pulled back to allow Kim room to defend herself. LOL!! But I'm with you in how she's behaved since the season began. She's been very high school-ish and immature, ... which is a sign of insecurity. I still like Kyle, as she is such an outwardly beautiful lady, ... but the high school two-faced behavior is a turn off. I saw it as she was turning her nose up at how Dana's party was getting off to such a slow start, ... the very woman who's kissing her ass all this time. :eek: It was just very rude.

All I know is that I absolutely love, Love, LOVE Lisa!!!! I want her accent, ... I want her wardrobe, ... I want her figure, ... and I want her MONEY! LOL!!

...and the preview of Lisa's wedding planner?! Father of the Bride anyone?

LOL! YES! Lisa commenting about the one million dollar wedding was hilarious. I loved her reaction to the engagement announcement. It really made me tear up.


One other comment about Dana. For being a supposed amazing event planner to the stars, she throws a shitty party. Serving breadsticks and merengue? Lol! I was making fun of the food just watching it.



Kelsey Grammar, you are a total douchebag. The End.

..a dirty home, no furniture and the announcement, "It's Valentino!"...tres gauche.

This reminds me of something years ago. I was wearing a bracelet that looked like a Kenneth Jay Lane (picked it up somewhere for about $15). When I purchased it, I had no idea who or what a Kenneth Jay Lane was. The bracelet was the neck head and neck of a giraffe, but the head was so top-heavy that it was always on the under-side of my wrist.
Once I wore it to a brunch and this woman was making a big deal about it and I didn't know why. When her husband asked me what it was, I said, "its a giraffe". He thought I was referring to some cheche French designer and he thought I was bragging.
I'm not sure how it came about, but I do remember saying, "A giraffe, as in the tall animal, dummy", followed by his wife saying, "honey, about that hearing aid...."

Thoughts on this episode?

1. Kyle seriously needs to get the f**k over the whole peeing on the lawn thing with Brandi. Little boys do stuff like that. No, it's not the most pleasant thing as most moms do talk to their boys about this but she's making it seem like it's the worst thing in the world. Even Adrienne has repeatedly said that she wasn't fazed or bothered by it b/c she has boys and she knows and understands that these things happen. I think Paul (Adrienne's hubby) nailed it on the head when he stated that these women are intimidated by someone younger and prettier so they become catty & bitchy.

2. Kyle needs to get her head out of her ass and realize something is definitely wrong with Kim. Granted, I don't know what Kim is on (meth? speed?) but something is seriously not right with the gal. She's using air freshener as breath spray for a week? Are you kidding me? Kyle can keep making excuses all she wants but I'm with Brandi on this one. Kim is on something.

3. Taylor is seriously irritating. She had the gall to tell Brandi that she should apologize to Kyle? What for? For defending herself? If anyone should apologize, it's the Richards sisters for their treatment of Brandi starting with Kim hiding her crutches, saying in a loud voice that she didn't want her on her team and then Kyle for making all those remarks and comments about Brandi as well. When and if they do that, then Brandi can apologize for making the drug comments to Kim (though I do think they were deserved).

4. Lisa's wedding planner is hilarious! However, I think his whole vision of this elaborate million dollar wedding is stupid. The guy clearly just wants his TV time and to be the man behind the scene at this wedding since it's for a hit TV show. I don't think Lisa will cave to him. I think her idea of $150,000 for a wedding is fine especially since Pandora said about 185 guests (which the planner also didn't like). This guy is an idiot but he's hilarious to watch. I will enjoy watching him butt heads with Lisa.

Yes, ... many thoughts indeed. I have never seen so many trainwrecks in one damn room.

Random moment: Is that Kyle's real hair length? Or does she get extensions? Is that her real hair color? I think she should do a L'Oreal commercial. :D Anyway ...

I got so tickled when Dana was talking to Kyle about, "I like Kim exactly the way she is. So, let's go, ya know, ... let's just do it and go on her journey. Because that's what we're about, ya know?" Kyle had this look on her face like, "Heffa, I don't even KNOW you like that." LOLOLOLOL!! It was hysterical.

But can someone tell me again why Dana is on this show? :confused: She has got to be the most annoyingly desperate person I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing. She was tickled pink that all of this was going down in HER home. She even LOOKS desperate in her demeanor. And for the record: She should've let her hair stay the way it was when she was at Taylor's house on one of the previous episodes, where her hair was straighter and more free-flowing. The hair-do she normally wears is most unattractive. I wouldn't put it past her to wear a jacked up hair-do just so that she can announce, "My setting lotion is by [insert big deal name here]". http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies...olleye0010.gif

Camille has become such a likeable person since her divorce. She is so much more laid back, and not afraid to make fun of herself and how she USED to live. She's someone I'd actually want to sit down and actually have a nice conversation with.

Taylor on the other hand, ... UGH! I could actually FEEL her response to the all the arguing and bickering between the Richards sisters and Brandi. "No one's touching anyone in this house!" she screamed. The tremble in her voice was an indication that she was reliving her own domestic abuse issues with her husband, ... her charity against abuse, ... and even her abuse as a child. I think Taylor means well, but looking at her is a little aggravating.

I didn't pay much attention to the wedding planner everyone's talking about. But I will say this: He reminds me of the gay dude on The Anna Nicole Smith Show whose favorite word was "luxurious"! LOL!!

And I don't believe for one minute that Kyle doesn't know that Kim is strung out on SOMEthing. I think that's the reason she was trying to keep a close watch on her that whole night. She didn't want her to slip off and do anything crazy.

But to accuse someone of using crystal meth in front of a group of people is NOT something I would've done. Brandi had some serious nerve to do that. She sounded so much like a five-year-old telling Kyle, "Don't talk about my children ... I will f*ckin' KILL you!" Suurrrrrre you will. I certainly wouldn't have been frightened by such a juvenile threat. :rolleyes:

Random observation/questions:

1. Why hasn't Kim blogged at all this season?

2. Since the last episode, why hasn't Kyle blogged? Is it because she's facing a massive backlash from fans for her catty high-school mean girl behavior?

My cousin was telling me that on her fan page, all negative comments and messages about her behavior have been deleted and all you see are positive support "Team Kyle" messages. Interesting...
I haven't seen her fan page so I'm not sure.

Saw the promo the other day: The Real Brides of Beverly Hills starts next week after Say Yes to the Dress. And the promo featured: Lisa's wedding planner!

Quelle surprise!

Here are a few pictures from Pandora's wedding. It's a world of pink! Lol!

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I'm pretty sure that Kyle's hair is all real. She said on her t.witter that she uses Pantene shampoo lol Her hair is definitely beautiful.

I really dislike Dana. Between bragging about 25k sunglasses and being a terrible hostess, I don't see what she has to offer. I also found it odd that her house is huge and has no furniture. (See: Teresa Giudice)

The pics of Pandora's wedding that were posted are beautiful. I just wish that it looked more...creative/original. I know if I had that kind of money, that my wedding would NOT look like every other wedding.

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Ha!

OMG!!!! That's the scene!! That's the very scene I just go into a fit of laughter. One thing Kyle is NOT ... is a FAKE. She is not going to pretend to like you when she doesn't, and she SURE as hell not gullible enough to fall for someone kissing up to her. She is simply NOT impressed.

Thoughts on this episode:

1. Good grief. I'm sick of Kim & her bizarre ranting & even stranger behavior. Why on earth does no one acknowledge/admit something is seriously wrong with her?

2. It's funny hearing Kyle tell Adrienne & Lisa her version of events of what happened. When Lisa asked her about the Bring it on bitch comment, Kyle said it was all hazy or a blur. She didn't admit what let up to the comment.

3. I still don't think Brandi has anything to apologize for. Adrienne's hubby Paul even made an observation before about Kim being on something (though he suspected alcohol) but b/c he's Adrienne's hubby & everyone wants to be Adrienne's friend, no one says anything. When Brandi made a similar observation, everyone jumped down her throat.

4. Watching Kyle & Kim's behavior is nothing short of bullying. Why is everyone desperate to kiss Kyle's ass? I don't get it.

5. Camille is interesting. I'm guessing she remains out of the fray b/c she was on the receiving end and either she doesn't want to get bullied again by the Richards sisters OR she has no desire to be caught in the middle. It could be a combination of both.

6. Adrienne washing the chicken with soap was hilarious!

7. I can't stand Bernie (Adrienne's chef). The man is a pompous ass.

8. LOVE Mohamed's house. It makes Adrienne's & Lisa's houses look like little cabins in comparison.

Kim's new boyfriend, complete with wedding band.

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Well...perhaps he's not wearing the wedding band anymore. Now that his wife has seen it.........the picture I mean.

I mean, ... OMG!! Seriously?! :eek: When they showed the guy, I was expecting some studio audience to go into a fit laughter. Then it HIT me, ... this is "REALITY" ... I think Kim's taste in men are, as my dad used to tell me, at the bottom of her feet. :rolleyes: What do you wanna bet this is the guy supplying Kim with the "crystal meth"???? :o I found it interesting that he couldn't stop sniffing throughout that scene as well. UGH! While I want Kim to be happy, this has disaster written all over it. :(

Mike & I both laughed & agreed he looked like Rowan Atkinson the actor (aka Mr. Bean). He is one FUGLY mofo.

We also agreed. He kept sniffing like crazy & Mike (the cop) commented that he was probably the guy who supplies her with whatever happy drugs she's on.

Agreed.


I read Dana's blog and man. She is a bitch! She's highly critical that Lisa will only spend $150,000 on her daughter's wedding. This coming from the irritating parasite woman who has to brag to everyone else how much her things cost. Ugh.

That party was just WOW! Definitely over the top but what the hell. If someone offered to throw me the mother of all parties, I wouldn't say no either.

As for the scenes of Russell & Taylor having dinner with Kyle & Mauricio, they were awkward. Russell wanting to file suit because of an article is ridiculous. It's also stupid they're laying the blame on Lisa just b/c she's friends with the editor of the magazine.

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies.../happy0188.gifLMFAO at "FUGLY mofo"!!!! And thank you for the Rowan Atkinson reference! I couldn't place who he reminded me of. But, yeah, ... that's exactly right!

And, is it just me, or is Taylor's wardrobe becoming more and more hideous? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies...nfused0064.gif I'm guessing this is her way of covering how bony she'd gotten during this season, but her outfits are just awful.

And, yeah, I'm in agreement about Russell claiming to serve a lawsuit that involved their friend, Lisa. I thought that was a bit extreme.

Also, ... just as a side note, ... isn't it hilarious that, while Lisa was drivng her convertible at the beginning of the episode, her hair did not blow out of place one single bit? :D

FINALLY!!! Now we know what the hell has been wrong with Kim all this time. She's on medication for, ... for, um, ... uh, ... well, ... she's on medication. But three types at once? I don't know how to spell them, so I can't check to see if they are all psychiatric drugs or not, but at least she's not on crystal meth ... (we hope, at least ... maybe that's why she didn't want to go to seance :o).

And I'm sooooooooooooooooooo glad she told Kyle to stop treating her like a child. I like Kyle alot, but she really needs to nip that bossy persona of hers. I know she can't help it, ... she's been through a lot with her sister, ... but she needs to remember that Kim is a grown woman.

And, I still love, Love, LOVE Lisa!!!! :D

So, Kim told Paul that she is currently taking Trazadone ( for depression issues?), Lexapro (also for depression or anxiety?) and Topamax, which is a migraine med. Can't speak for the Topamax, but a close relative of mine has taken Trazadone and Lexapro together for YEARS and does not behave loopey/stoned like Kim!!! She is either waaaay over medicated or she is drinking or taking other drugs. Any psychiatrist with medical ethics would clearly see that Kim is over medicated or using other substances.

Poor Kim. I really feel bad for her. Not sure how I feel about the boyfriend. I think that is is very strange that Kim kept the relationship a secret from her sister, etc. for a year! Kim seems so vulnerable and I would worry that she could be taken advantage of. She has a good heart, but I do think that she is a lonely, lost soul.

one more thing...I think that the pink wedding is too over the top. Too much of everything and way too much pink! Looks like Barbie's fantasy wedding to Ken!

Camille Grammer is my new hero.

MINE, TOOOOOOOOO!!!!! She is REALLY showing her strength right now despite EVERYthing! I also like how her VOICE has deepened as a result of her tribulations. She sounds more like a STRONG woman! Kudos to Camille! :)

And, WOW, ... Taylor really went in on Lisa, didn't she? She had some SERIOUS balls to do that to her in her own house. I love Lisa, because she handled it so well. She could've easily thrown her out, but she didn't. She was very diplomatic about it all. At first, Taylor was merely pleading with Lisa, but once she got a backbone, she became more insulting towards her. Calling her "self-absorbed"?! :mad: I thought that was VERY rude! Then she wanted OTHERS to "back" her. Gimme a break. The issue was between her and Lisa, ... leave the others OUT. And I laughed my ass off when Kyle told Taylor, "Don't f*ck with me about that, Taylor, I'm serious ... " Oh, SNAP!!

Adrienne's weave is looking a little better this season. Dana should keep her hair just like that. And Kim's "man" makes me want to scratch or something. :confused:

Whine: YOU TOLD PEOPLE I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!!! Lord help me.

Yes, Camille was a star. Her voice started to shake as well. That took balls.

I have always liked Lisa. She is classy...a true English woman. When necessary you keep you mouth shut. She doesn't dig her grave with her mouth.

What really irritated me was that even though Lisa did apologize, Taylor kept digging into her and didn't shut up. In an interview that is on You Tube, Lisa said that since the beginning of Season 1 she knew about the abuse and was aware Taylor was not telling the truth about things.

Well, duh!

OMG! I'm just as confused as Kyle now. WTF just happened tonight?! :confused: Now Taylor thinks she and Lisa can be friends now? After she's sat there slinging shiggady at Lisa all night in her own home?!

And now she's out of sorts with Camille for outing all the bull that Taylor has been saying about her marriage. Camille just broke it all down, and just got all the bullsh*t out of the way. If Taylor's going to pick fights with Lisa, she needs to be sure she's being honest about things herself. All of her friends were confused about what was REALLY going on, and it seems that Camille was the MOST affected by it.

But, ya know, all of this is quite strange to me. Didn't the Bravo network say they were not going to divulge all the problems of Taylor's marriage out of respect for the tragedy she suffered with Russell's death? Something told me they were going to renege on that promise. Unfortunately, ratings are always the higher priority. :rolleyes:

What we know is that the producers edited some of the episodes. I heard that originally, there were therapy sessions taped similar to those on Bethenny Gets Married. Just a guess, but so many lies were probably told in therapy and the abuse issue was not mentioned, that it shows how unstable Taylor is and that she is a habitual liar.

Yeah, I wondered about that. If the therapy sessions consisted of her alone, then there is just no telling what kind of picture she tried to paint of Russell. How do we know that he never laid a finger on her, but she needed to create that image so that she could divorce him and take all of his money? Now that he's gone, we'll never know the truth from HIS perspective.

And I know that Kennedy is just a little girl, but she was acting like a little brat during the whole birthday. Walking around with her arms folded, hiding behind her mom, ... I don't know who's worse, Kennedy or Milania. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0004.gif The child obviously does NOT enjoy the lavish parties Taylor throws for her. She seems embarassed by them. How dilusional can you be?

And I wanna pick Kyle's little girl, Portia, up and hug her so tight! She's the cutest, sweetest little girl in the world! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0022.gif She has a lubby dubby disposition like her daddy, Mauricio.

And I was really surprised at Faye Resnick's take on the whole thing. What does Faye do for a living? Is she a therapist or something? Because her analysis of why women in abusive relationships always go back was right on point. After the abuse comes "the Honeymoon period" where the women are romanced again. Well said, Faye!

~yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn~ http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies...ferent0018.gif

Yeah, this episode was quite boring. I know one thing, ... I guilty-ly can't wait for next week to see Taylor's meltdown. This should be interesting.