_________NOT ONLY ARE MY T*** ON PERMAPOINT NOW MY THROAT IS CLOSING UP FML I CAN'T SWALLOW :( F THIS WEATHER WITH A POGO STICK!!!


wtf

Hahaha for a second, I thought I had stumbled upon the "What do you feel like saying" thread, and I was appalled that you would say something like that. Then I realized where I was. Hehe! :D

I saw this status update and thought of this thread...

____ ______ congradulates the new studly brother's of xx kappa xxxxx.

(That's from their president btw. And you can guess the GLO).

Here's another one
 

This person sent me a resume, so I decided to see if he had a Facebook page. Among some of the "gems" on it, I saw this:

"I need to read but I do not commence a lot of reading books." :eek::eek::eek:

Well, you KNOW what pile his resume went into!

The grammar and spelling are hurting my eyes!

You can make a pregnancy album on Facebook if you like. That's fine. BUT INCLUDING SEVERAL SHOTS OF THE THREE PREGNANCY TESTS YOU TOOK (the first two were store brand, then since you didn't believe the store brand you bought the EPT?) AND TAGGING ALL THOSE WHO WERE PRESENT (for conception? or for the test-taking? I'm left wondering) IS. NOT. OKAY.

Ditto AOEForme times a million. You PEED on that, c'mon.

Another cousin *sigh*

<mEH>iiS LYK()U KANT SAii FUCK AT SKULL U FUCKiiN FAT ASS.(<hER>)FUCKiiTY FUCK FUCK FUCK(<.

We've told their parents. They're not concerned. :(

I have a lot of friends that state:

YO I WANT A GRRL WID A PHAT AZZZ AND EAZY ... LETS HVE TX SEX..
or
FUQ BROKE AZZ NECCAS
or
SHYT BITCHES TRYNA PLAY ME TO DA LEFF..

Gosh, if I had an automatic spell check slapper these people would have been slapped numerous times because it is so embarrassing that they get through to their age groups through this type of status chat. Whatever happened to "is having a great day!" or "i just got a 100 on my test." bring these type of statuses back. lol

You need new friends.

Anyway, here are some more:

"____________ is having a girly moment I FEEL FAT YO =[ and it doesnt help when mom points it out every 3.5 seconds"

"____________ in souf beach @ mama's hotel studying for my final tomorrow morning :\ blehhh"

"____________ The question: "Do you wanna get blazed?" ... my answer: "No I like powdered doughnuts better, but thank you!" LMAO. My badddd."

I have been waiting for weeks to post this exchange.....

I am the moderator of an alumni group for my high school, over 1400 members to date. I noticed that there was another, much much smaller group out there. I asked the dude if he would consider just joining my group as a moderator. He said sure. (Would rather absorb his group than confuse the alums with two)

The same day, he and I had the following exchange:

Subject:
Frad attempt of Coolidge alums


He: We have some invites that should not be on the list due to the fact that are not offically alumnus yet from Coolidge,but check them to have them removed.

Senusret I: This group welcomes students who are not yet alums. If they stay in the group, it makes the transition seamless and they really look up to the alumni. S_____ R_____ [an alumnus and current employee of the school] did a good job at inviting a lot of the recent alumni and current students.

He: Yea but the true definition of the word alum is graduate,just like in a rite of passage since they have not achieved that rite of passage it would be wrong to consider in as such. No college would allow this to go on why should we even if we are talking about on a high school.

Senusret I: I'm sorry if I led you to believe that this topic was debatable.



He: I cannot endorse such a wrongful doing I request that removed as adminstrator. This goes what is right vs. wrong




He graduated four years BEFORE me.

Yeah, one wouldn't think he's class of 93. I think he's more crazy than he is stupid.

I hate that this person started a new thread. When I posted a link showing this one, she just started the thread again in another forum. :mad:

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...d.php?t=104499

I guess her 1st one with my link was deleted.

I feel like everyone who posts in the other thread should be punched in the forehead.

I've been wondering why that thread is still going strong ::shrug::

Because a poster got her urinary tract and her vagina mixed up. Actually, she thought they were one in the same. You can only imagine what that lead to.

But Sen, as someone who reads far more than I post, your thread is much, much better. Just sayin.

Thaaaaanks :)

lol--seriously!!! I went to that thread to get the link to post here & could not help commenting on that!!! How in the hell...? :D

Yeah, I commented pretty early on over there to say you already had this thread, but I was too lazy to find this one and link it. Oops.

Girl from my Alma Mater Is soooo proud of my SPRING '09 neos .....*change the call to protect the innocent* my SORORS!!!!!! Oh yea I'm a PROFYTE now!!!!!!

You're a what?

http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3...1_cb042db3.jpg

This ad keeps popping up as I surf FB. Guess what this is promoting? A 2 year school not far from my campus.

I'm so impressed.

Please tell me they don't have an English program.


This is a sweet thought, but the spelling's a bit questionable. _______ThErE's NoTtIn In ThIs WoRlD mOrE cRaZeH tHeN a WoMeN's LoVe FoR hEr ChIlD =)

My friends are usually pretty good, but I saw this gem last night:

Swine Flu (frat changed his name) is infecting the world.

*sigh*

You're in luck! You can recieve your Associates of Arts degree focusing on language and literature! ;)

this isn't bad grammar so much...its just wayyy toooo muchhh infooo

about an hour ago "Nicole" writes : Is officially getting a divorce I can't take being treated like sh*t anymore it was decided today that I'm doing what's best for me and my daughter an abusive husband is not its


Days ago she wrote: Some people just can't except me and "billy' are happy and see trying to ruin it its just so childish

I ju5t hat3 wh3n th3y use numb3r5 to 5p311 out th31r w0rd5.

Translation for those who have a hard time like I do when I'm trying to figure out what is being said: I HATE it when people write their messages and use numbers instead of letters.

LMBO. WOW. :eek:

That just seems like it takes so much effort.

That's what I told my cousin...that it takes more effort to do all of that than to spell it out properly.

along with writing with letters is aLtErNaTiNg CAPS eVeRy OtHeR lEtTeR
ugh
that took too long...lol

I've been listening to my music at full blast (literally) and have been fine.

I read those two lines of text and got a slight headache.

At this point, Facebook is more entertaining than the BET Awards. The status updates are KILLING me. Everyone is critiquing as a single FB entity.

I came across this a couple days ago.
Overdramatic Girl from my High School: Can't believe that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett both died today, how could they do this to MEEEEEEEE????!!!!???!!!!

I just logged into facebook and saw this!!!!

______ Okay this question has been on my mind for months now.....were I work at we have prostitutes(11th and K)..they work from 12am until 7am...I wonder do prostitutes get lunch/dinner breaks...just wondering!!!!!

They don't get much crazier than that :p

hahah I loved it!

Mz _____ Mercedes (first of all, not even her real name.. I took the actual part of her name out) I GOT SUM OFF DA WALL SHYT ON MY MIND ABOUT HIM....NE WHO IM STILL CHILLIN AT FATTIE CRIB SO TTYL FB...SIGN'D THINKIN BOUT HIM N MISSIN HER....ILY LIL CUZ ♥ 1990-2007

So.. same person as before.. and when I saw it I just went UGH

______ IS HOT, HUNGRY, N HORNY.....WAT A BAD COMBO.....ITS ABOUT THAT TIME 2 GET IT IN....

And the comments (also all from girls) were just as bad:

"-qURL ME TWE LMBO`"
"Lmmfao..Damn me 2 cuz thats fuccd up!"
"First Cool Dwn, Get Sumthing 2 Eat, Then Find A Boo 2 Beat!! lol2times.... Dat Should Solve Ya Problem My Baby"