Ya know, you guys are so mean. Seriously. I said I was kidding and you guys just keep going on and on and on. I mean, it's like the stupid comments about me and Tom Earp....grow up! Really!

Mods can you just close this thread. It's getting way out of hand now. Seriously.

You're one to talk about stupid comments.

Can we just ask the mods to close every thread you start from this point forward?

What stupid comments have I made? You guys are the ones telling me that I had Tom's kid. How stupid is that?

:( You're suddenly panicking like art is imitating life or something.

:) We all have posting personalities that can be good or bad depending on the beholder. Sometimes you type wierd and Tom Earpy--even the post I'm quoting is a Tom Earpy guilt trip.

WHYYYY SOOOO SERIOUS?!

LOL. No, you are Tom's kid.

You went from a popcorn and cellphones email forward to giggling like a kid on a playground because you think you made us mad.

That's not stupid? ;)

Not really. I thought it was funny. If it would have been someone else posting it, I'm sure it would have been looked at differently. But since it's me, everyone has a cow.

Sweetie, just stop while you're.... I was going to say ahead, but you're not ahead. You say lots of things in lots of threads that just don't make sense. Add that to more "lol's" than a fifteen year old uses, and you'll see why it's not a stretch for people to think you sound less than intellectually stimulating. No one's mad. You wanted to amuse us? You did, but it was at your expense. We're not mean.

Ok, so we're a little mean, but only with provocation or when something is just too easy to pass up. Don't want the disdain directed at you? Think through your posts before you write them, reread before you hit "post," and if it still makes sense after you reread it, go ahead and post it.

We don't have a cow. We just find your posts often ridiculous.

You're not very smart. You either thought we would be impressed that you did an experiment that winds up being impossible, or you cut/pasted an email forward (just like Earp) and won't admit to it.

It's not funny, or at least it wasn't until other people's posts made it funny.

You should take up hang gliding. In Malawi.

OMG!!! Why are you guys making such a big deal out of nothing!!? It was a joke and I thought it would be funny if someone would have actually tried it! I already said Dionysus caught it. My God, what else do you want me to say!!?? Seriously, this thread is now over 50 posts in. Just let it go already!!

You're weird, too.

Dude, just stop trying so hard...maybe it will make your posts more tolerable.

This is deja vu. You can get over it just like we can. ;)