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SWTXBelle 02-07-2008 11:19 PM
Chuck's 5 X 7
 
http://www.tvguide.com/magazine/cove...s/99081406.jpg

nittanyalum 02-07-2008 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by momofpnm (Post 1596208)
Epchick, how can you say that Chuck would make a great sister? Do you know Chuck personally? Chuck may be the sweetest little thing and an asset to any chapter, but unless you know Chuck IRL, aren't you just getting his...her...Chuck's hopes up? Have you even seen Chuck's full-body 5X7 portrait? After all, Chuck is most likely rushing at a Texas school and it won't do any good for you to be blowing sunshine up Chuck's a** this way.
LOL! Go mom.

honeychile 02-07-2008 11:29 PM
Sounds like Chuck is predisposed to KKG & Pi Phi. Do either of them have num-chucks with their letters on them?

Chuck - best of luck! I can't wait to hear your take on Pref parties!!

cuteASAbug 02-07-2008 11:37 PM
I'm doing to root for Tri Sigma here because Chuck could do some serious damage with that sailboat's anchor.

Zeta13Girl 02-08-2008 12:28 AM
lol I love this recruitment thread... :D

OhSoVeryLadylike 02-08-2008 12:42 AM
Best EVER!

epchick 02-08-2008 12:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by momofpnm (Post 1596208)
Epchick, how can you say that Chuck would make a great sister? Do you know Chuck personally? Chuck may be the sweetest little thing and an asset to any chapter, but unless you know Chuck IRL, aren't you just getting his...her...Chuck's hopes up? Have you even seen Chuck's full-body 5X7 portrait? After all, Chuck is most likely rushing at a Texas school and it won't do any good for you to be blowing sunshine up Chuck's a** this way.
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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle (Post 1596211)
With a body like that, who would be against having them in their chapter?

Besides, in these recruitment threads, don't we always need a sunshine blower? I rarely get to do it...and DAMN IT, i'm doing it this time!! lol :D

barnard1897 02-08-2008 01:14 AM
It is seriously too bad, Chuck, that there is no AOII chapter to check out on your campus. With Kung Fu Pandas behind you, Chuck, who needs weapons?:p

twinkle555 02-08-2008 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by barnard1897 (Post 1596290)
It is seriously too bad, Chuck, that there is no AOII chapter to check out on your campus. With Kung Fu Pandas behind you, Chuck, who needs weapons?:p
LMAO!! i just stumbled upon this thread....pure GENIUS lol!

AnatraAmore 02-08-2008 07:03 AM
C'mon... can we get an update? :D

AOIIalum 02-08-2008 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1596030)
Chuck knows you're thinking "capris and cowboy boots?" But trust Chuck... it worked.

Also, Chuck wrote his own recs to all of the houses.
Absolute brilliance!

However, I must ask, might Chuck also be a legacy to any of these sororities? I mean, tradition and honor and all of that might have a part to play with Chuck involved!

scbelle 02-08-2008 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by nittanyalum (Post 1596123)
God, you guys, you are totally going to freak him out and make him worry that he'll be found out and then he'll get cut from all his favorite houses. And then maybe he won't want to finish his story. Don't ruin the fun for the rest of us, just back off!
Yeah, somehow I don't think you have to worry about that with Chuck. He's no pansy-ass. ;)

How did I miss this thread? Sheer genius. I second the SNL or MadTV sketch idea. It'd be awesome. :D

alum 02-08-2008 08:53 AM
For any kind of skit night or lip synch contest, Chuck would be a definite asset for a chapter in terms of comedic brilliance. Not sure if he's ladylike though....

Pike/PhiDeltmom 02-08-2008 10:01 AM
Chuck, it's wonderful to have the lovely ladies of GC supporting you, but what about your family? What did they say when you told them you were going through recruitment? As a mom I'm so excited and nervous for you.
Here's wishing you the very best of luck!!
.....................this is the best thread ever!

FSUZeta 02-08-2008 10:20 AM
well, i would like to propose that our crown could be used as a throwing weapon(a la' throwing stars), so i hope that chuck will take that into consideration.


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