Because voicemail doesn't let you screen out your mother in law

Tampax

Because it's better than being pregnant at the wrong time!






Macy's

Macys. We're the "good" department store.



Ebay

Where people buy expensive stuff for cheap, and people sell cheap crap for big bucks.





Pet Cross/Pet Shield (Pet Health Insurance)

Pet Insurance. Most people who have it don't even need it...



Shutterbug

Allowing more and more people to upload amateur pictures on the net one upload at a time




Viagra

Like a Rock. Wait...that's already taken.




Post-it Notes

we did post it notes already



Christmas Deals at (fill in the name of the company)

Because there's no more space on your erase board & you can't remember diddley.





McDonalds

And? Companies don't run the same commecial over and over forever (well, ones with decent marketing depts don't....).

ETA: When this thread gets 100 pages long, I'm not looking back through all of them to make sure they've not been used...

No more trans-fats, that makes us healthfood, right?






Phyllo Dough

Phyllo Dough - hard to spell and hard to handle.



CompUSA

no prob...but...hey...it's only post number 41 and 42 (not that far back if you scroll up a tiny bit and way different than 100 pages)....talk about a rerun.

STFU and just play the game.:p

Take a look at OUR hard drives.




Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret. I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me! (But you know you want it).



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