Yo' mama so old, she owes Jesus a quarter.

:D

Yo mamas so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!!

Yo' mama so dumb ...

She ordered a cheeseburger at McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

She took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

She sold the car for gas money.

She had to call information to get the number for 911.

She got fired from a blowjob.


Yo' mama so fat ...

Instead of Daisy Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.

If she weighed 5 more pounds, she could qualify for group insurance.

She fell in love and broke it.

She plays hopscotch like this: "LA, Chicago, Detroit, New York ..."

She got baptized at Sea World.

When she wears a red dress, kids yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!"


Yo' mama so nasty ...

She used Sure and it got confused.

She made Right Guard turn left.

She made Speed Stick slow down.

When I called her for phone sex, I got an ear infection.

Her shit is glad to escape.


Yo' mama so ugly ...

She makes blind kids cry.

When she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" And her daddy said, "Yeah, let's bury it!"

When she went to the haunted house, she came out with a job application.

Her nickname is "DAMN!"

She threw a boomerang and it never came back.

They put her face on a box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.

:cool:

Yo mama's such a ho that she got busted embezzling from a sperm bank.

Umm....Yo Momma so blonde that when she went to a movie that said "Under 18 Not Admitted," she left and came back with 17 friends.

Yo momma so dumb that she produced a perp who keeps coming back onto GC after being outed to try to steal ritual information...:rolleyes:

yo mama so fat she jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge and baptized California

yo mama so dirty crabs bungee jump from her tampon string

yo mama so fat she uses a VCR for a pager

yo mama so dirty her roaches ride around the house in dunebuggies

yo mama so ugly that if my dog was that ugly i would shave his ass and make him walk backwards

yo mama so fat she has to use the Richter scale

yo mama so fat i had to roll her in dough just to find the wet spot

yo mama so fat that i rolled over twice and was still on top of her

yo mama is like a cherry pie, everyone gets a piece
yo mama is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn
yo mama is like a shot gun, one cock and she is ready to blow

yo mama is so stupid she walks into parked cars
yo mama is so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch