did anyone else get a flash of some spoiled little child pitching a tantrum when reading that paris screamed "it's not fair", wept and shook uncontrolably?

of course, she is a spoiled child who has never had to play by the rules.

LOL. Co-Sign!

On good grief!!!

I'm watching the sheriff's inteview. He's talking about overcrowding and the prison population and everything else.

Supposedly she wasn't taking her meds...probably was told by her lawyer or family to do this so she could possibly be released!

For the Op-Ed cartoons on this:
http://cagle.com/news/ParisInPrison/
For news storys W/links:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,279212,00.html
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19102663/
http://www.tmz.com/
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...18148720070608

haha @ the entire state of california.

Oh yeah, because we all think she should be let out? :rolleyes: She's not even from California.

I am soooo glad she was sent back...

I'm cracking up at what the writer for The Superficial said. I usually read Perez Hilton but The Superficial has much better coverage of this. Perez is too chummy with Paris.

Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail in Lynwood and will serve out her original 45 day sentence with a credit for the 5 days she's already served. Reporters say she was crying through the entire process and, when Judge Michael Sauer gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said, "This isn't right." She was then physically dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy, in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

Some witnesses say they saw a rainbow above the courtroom. And others say they saw a giant man in the clouds with a white beard nodding his head approvingly. And me? Well I saw Judge Michael Sauer grow to be twelve feet tall, with muscles the size of tree trunks. And when he smiled, little cartoon hearts appeared above my head and there was a strange tingling sensation in my pants.

NOTE: I officially nominate Judge Michael Sauer for President of the Entire Universe.

That's funny. On Capitol Hill yesterday they brought this up, but it's the male quarters that there's a shortage. There's actually plenty of open female beds in the jail, which is how little miss Hilton pulled a single the first time around.

And I do feel sorry for her in a way. I mean, her dumb attorney hasn't made things any easier on her and the stupid sheriff screwed stuff up too, but this goes beyond celebrity followings now, I think it says a lot about our justice system and I do believe it will set a standard for the future.

The only thing wrong with Paris Hilton is that she is used to getting her way and having her parents bail her out of the ish she gets herself into.

Her diagnosis: The Real World Syndrome. Welcome Paris, to the rest of America's reality.

I don't feel sorry for her at all. Serve your time and get the hell on.

Co-sign!

co-sign, co-sign, co-sign!!!!!!

It's about time Hollywood learns that they aren't "immune" to the law. I just wish our Justice System would catch up and get a clue :rolleyes:

Seriously! At least we know that he will, IDK, follow the law and not make of shit to suit his own needs (i.e. our president know).

THANK YOU! Seeing her cry like that, you woulda thought the little heffa was going to the gallows or something. :rolleyes:

Paris, take it like a woman. Geez!

LOL:D She said gallows!

i don't feel sorry for her, but i know i'd also be crying for my mommy if someone was dragging me to jail.

<--- thankful that none of my antics have landed me in the slammer.