Well, just be careful. My church's janitor thought that as well, but now he's doing 2-5 for grand larceny. Sometimes God just doesn't want to share with knuckleheads. Or trolls.

I like this thread so much.

So here's a picture of a cat in a bath tub.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2006/BathingACat.jpg

Hubby wants to know how much bath water it takes to drown a cat seeing as how the tub is full in that picture.

I myself am LMAO over this picture - too funny.

I was already LMAO at this statement - Kevin just made it worse :D

I think KV might be in league with al Queda

http://drunkard.com/issues/08_05/ima...-terrorist.jpg

There are apparantly many heathens on this message board. I had hoped that y'all had come to Jesus in the years that I've been gone, but I can see that is about as likely as Brother Earp putting the bottle down.

I'm so close to Jesus that he uses my birthday when playing Lotto.

Most unfunny sock puppet ever.

http://media.skoopy.com/misc/drunks/drunk9.jpg

Without alcohol, this wouldn't be possible.

See, if you were the real KV I'd totally offer the olive branch right about now just for this post alone...because I admit, I haha-ed.