How come
 

*How come I got a phone call from the video store saying that I am 31 days late for a dvd and although I just found the damn, how come its still sitting on my shelf?
*How come they are called video stores if all they rent are dvd's
*How come I want to box my boss, with her old a-s?
*How come my ghetto a-s neighbors and they cock-eyed cats still get on my nerves? (see open letter)
*How come I really want to box them?
*How come my boss likes to bring food into work and offer it to you and when she does she user her hands to cut the cake for example and licks her nasty a-s fingers and touches the cake again and gives it to me like I go eat that sh-t?
*How come some man driving on the highway gave me the finger this morning on my way to work?
*How come I was calm about that?

HC I really want to join into a HC thread?
HC People take themselves too seriously?
HC I can never get any work done when I have access to GC?
HC I'm still working on closing out the month of May?
HC I can't think of any more HC's right now?

HC I would really like for crazy 8 to take a picture of her neighbor's cats and post it on GC?
:D

HC the "Sororities and the Transgendered" thread is interesting?
HC its hot as onion breath outside today?
HC goodness?
HC I can't wait for Friday?

HC threads and forums have to be closed down b/c negroes don't know how to act?

HC men try to lie or "play it off" like they do not have a girlfriend or wife when they do?

HC I have a Shark shaped pee stain on my ceiling b/c my upstairs neighbor left her window open during a thunderstorm?

HC I am about to eat some popcorn and watch the movie, "The Incredibles?" :D

HC I was laughing louder than my nieces in the movie theatre? We were watching Over the Hedge (I think that is the title).

HC Honeykiss typed, "HC its hot as onion breath outside today?" LOL!!!!

HC today was a really hectic day at work?
HC one of my (shall say) "clients" caused some *!#^ today?
HC when she came in I almost flipped out
HC I was boiling
HC my boss sent me an encouraging email?
HC she told me not to get all up in arms about it
HC sometimes she can be so cool about things
HC I started my weight loss plan yesterday!
HC I worked out for 45 minutes
HC I'm going to work out again to night
HC I really really really need to lose weight
HC women have pms, monthly visitors...while men have...
HC? HC? HC?

HC I'm moving to MD
HC I hate packing:mad:
HC I don't know how to pack:rolleyes:
HC I'm so proud of all the folks that have stuck to their diet regimens
HC those last 7 pounds just won't go away!
HC I can't wait for Friday
HC I'm going to see my mommy
HC at 26 I'm still saying "I can't wait to see my mommy"
HC mommy says no matter how old I am, I'll always be her baby...

HC yay! :D :D :D
HC GC is back?
HC I have to get used to this new format?
HC but I think it will be easier to change fonts, quotes, etc.?
HC I didn't have withdrawals like I thought I would when John took GC down?
HC John thanks for your hard work?

HC Im not sure how I feel about this new GC
HC Im glad its back though
HC today is only Tuesday
HC boo to that
HC weekends are never long enough
HC my job needs to decide what they are going to do about this lack of space
HC I work in Office Space meets the Twilight Zone
HC it makes for some very interesting days

HC I really missed GC?
HC I got a raise?
HC :D?
HC I wasn't expecting it?
HC it was a total surprise because I hadn't been informed of my work performance?
HC :confused: I guess I know now?
HC I'm going to keep up the good work?

HC I also am interested in seeing how this updated GC works?:D
HC I'm also glad that it's back?

HC I'm happy too!:D
HC I don't know why I think :eek: is funny but I do

HC I like the new GC?
HC I've missed GC desperately?
HC I'm happy that it's back!?
HC new smilies?
HC :D ?
HC ;) ?
HC:rolleyes: ?
HC :eek: ?
HC tee hee?

HC I am at work EARLY today?
HC I started on GC...

Hello GC well Hello GC, It's so nice to have u back where u belong!