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Yall is going straight to hell. All the booty shakin' and bicardi drinkin' in the world will not get yall into heaven.
I OOOOONLY go clubbing to spread the word about Christ. *walks off, straightening the halo over my head* |
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*two girls grinding on the dance floor* *ShamikaT approaches the two girls* "Now, yall know that yall ain't no lesbians. So, why is yall dancing together? It's to get that guy's attantion, huh? Welllll, he ain't going to complete yall. Jesus will!!!! Scenerio II *ShamikaT smells something really funky, so she follows the smell* *Some snagged tooth brotha, is facing the corner, smoking some endo* [preacher voice]"My, what is that you're smoking? Me thinks it is marijuana! Son, put that mess down. You don't need drugs to get high, when you can get high off of JEEEEEBUSSSS!"[/preacher voice] |
ShamikaT goes to the club to quote from her favorite Bible verse.
Let us turn to the Book of LUKE, the 5th chapter, and the 69th verse. And it reads as thus.... DON'T STOP! GET IT, GET IT! DON'T STOP! GET IT, GET IT! *ShamikaT starts backing that thang up on the dance floor* 'I'm not doing that sinner's dancing, yall. This here's the Holy Hop! |
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ETA: Just don't give us bottom shelf liquor. That's not nice. :( |
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