Does anyone have a Slightly used coffin?

Ours got smahed one ritual night. The Blind folded dude hated the BAAA noise He heard!

Freaked OUt!:rolleyes:

Re: Yep...
 

Which would explain why you guys initiated Ron Jeremy ;)


They probably have skull, too. I mean, that would make sense.

human remains arent that far out there, I've heard of stranger stuff going down.

I bet you're talking about the catsuits made out of actual cats. Yep, I've heard all about it.

that's kinda weird.

I haven't read all 4 pgs of replies, but I got to thinking.... if the chapter ordered these from the HQ catalogue, how on earth can they be real?

Let's pretend this unnamed fraternity has 100 chapters. If each of those chapters needed 3 real skeletons, where would the HQ find 300 real corpses?!

I guess they could do regional initation if they didn't have that many skeletons to go around, but even then, if one chapter closed wouldn't the skeletons go to another chapter in the region so they could still have them for their initiation?

What is wrong with You????

Aint Ya Heard of UPS, FedEx, DHL?

Just have to make sure Ritual Dates are differnt and Do A Shuttle Road Trip!:D

Read the other comments, it wasnt a greek fraternity it was an amish bonnet society that the bones belonged to.

Hmm...
 

Like I said, I was only half-joking about my comment...

To put it in literary terms, when you get a pet animal, you can either get a REAL one or buy a stuffed animal from the company's national headquarters...

What are you talking about?

Read the whole thread. It's a joke (most of it).

not a joke ;-)
 

Anyone know how to keep a unicorn quiet?

For that matter, who knows where I can get a hold of a koala? Our unicorn, ummm, well let's say he needs a friend.

Re: not a joke ;-)
 

Ok, I'm going back to my old trademarked line here:

Crack kills, please note.

If you find a koala, can you get me a wombat?

Not for any ritual.. that would just be sillly.

I've just always wanted a pet wombat...

I wonder if the skeletons were dead or alive before they were put in the coffin? Maybe that's what the fraternity does with the pledges that they decide aren't initiate-worthy.


Side note: Wondering how long it takes for this thread to close.

LOL...
 

Shh... I've heard of a dink vote, but man... That's a heck of a way to get rejected... :eek: