If the bird flu strikes and we all die, I won't have to worry that my butt is going to be the size of an aircraft carrier from the giant chocolate chip cookie I just ate.

IF that were to happen and get serious, I would probably eat a lot more fish. Salmon is so yum. And probably more red meat too.

I would have no desire to become a vegetarian though. That would involve eating mostly.... well vegetables. Eww. :p

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "I love animals... They're delicious". It made me chuckle.

Seeing as the only meats I eat are chicken and beef, I guess I'd be screwed if I had to stop eating chicken...