I'd defile her and then have her make me some grilled cheese sandwiches.

-Rudey

I wonder what the girl to guy ratio is there.
If you look at the 2005 Graduation Program at the bottom of the snapshots page, it has pictures of all the people who graduated and where they are from. There is really a wide range of where peopole come from--Mexico to Russia and everywhere in between.

Wow. I have a friend from high school that went to Pensacola Christian College (which I thought had some strict rules), but it's nothing compared to this school!

That picture looks like a sorority event, what with the clapping and smiling. I can just hear them chant "Sig, Alph, Iota...S-A-I!!!"

All I can say is....wow.:eek:

For those of you that would want a BJU handbook, I live like 15 minutes away from BJU. I can send you one if you'd like! It's a crazy school! I know some people that graduated from there or are still going and they think a lot of the classes and rules are a big major joke. They're not all bad!

You have GOT to be kidding...
 

I have known and laughed about this *cough* college for years...

My POOR unfortunately cousin had the misery of attending Jack Hyles' HIGH SCHOOL (can't remember the exact name, "something Baptist High School" It is in the Schereville-Dyer, Indiana area...maybe Munster, IN). *gak* and was "trained up" to expect to attend THAT college. (her mother *was* a wacko Hyle baptist) It IS cult.

The HS was NOT accreditted, so after she got out and came to her senses, she had to take a special state test (not a GED) and was given a "survivor's diploma" of sort. Maybe Lake County schools offered it. She has since gone on to a *real* college.

My cousin started rebelling when she hit about 17 (right after "graduation") and whoa did she go straight to the devil in Hyles opinion. She started hanging out with biker types, has a HUGE dragon tattooed on her shoulder, had a baby before *gasp* being married, etc. The school would send out "prayer" counselors to simply pray at her door to save her soul.

We laugh our butts off about it now, but she says that many many of those that she knew in HS are certifiably crazy.

Pensacola College

THis is a link to the underground at Pensacola Christian College- they lay it ALL out there.

Why does the chick to her left look like a swole Paris Hilton mixed iwth the adult Marcia Brady?


This whole thing has me ROFLMAO.

My thing is, they're training them to preach to the choir, but shouldn't they be prepared to reach the devils?

There should be classes called:

"Hip Hop: Understanding the Root of Evil called 50 Cent"

"The Internet: Gateway to Hell"

"MTV: The Sign of the Apocalypse"

That way they know how to reach the heathens of the world.

Under dorm rules:

"You may not wipe "boogers" on the wall. This is being cracked down on."

MUHAHAHAHA :D :D :D

I think I want to get my degree in Homemaking, or perhaps in soul saving on a bus :P

Hahaha my favorite rules:

No apparel with other colleges or high-schools is allowed.

You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.

If you are still in bed [during room check] you may receive demerits for not having your bed made (although it is acceptable to make your bed, go back to sleep on top of the made bed while your floorleader is checking room jobs, and then crawl back under the covers after the floorleader exits the room. However, you must wait until the floorleader crosses the threshold before actually beginning to "crawl" back under the covers).

Any unused mattresses in a room must be covered with sheets, apparently provided by you.

You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are "little kids." (these are sold in the bookstore).

You may not sing "too loud" during prayer group.

Men may not give their suit jacket to their date.

Each gender must use segregated stairways, elevators and in some cases, sidewalks.

There is to be no:
Wearing face paint at Greek Rush.
Visiting Pensacola Junior College or the Unversity of West Florida.
Possession or use of tobacco/alcohol/controlled substances (includes glue).

Favorite Quotes:

"OUR SEPARATIST POSITION
Absolutely no drinking, smoking, or dancing is allowed. No student is allowed to attend Hollywood movies, play cards, or participate in other questionable amusements.
We do not fellowship with liberals, but instead take a strict separatist stand from the world and apostasy."
-So how do you get to the souls that need saving??

"Wendell Evans, B.A., M.A., Ph.D., D.D., L.H.D."
-From now on, I'm BirthaBlue4, B.S., S.P.C. II

"We are not impressed with what is being done at Devil State University and Satan U."
-Did they not hear you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer?

"This college does not tolerate immodest attire on the part of its women nor extremist hairstyles on the part of its men."
-So I can't wear daisy dukes, but I can have lime green finger waves? And He can wear speedos, but has to have a bowl cut?

FAVORITE CLASSES: I think we all need these!!!!
Woman the Completer
Christian Ladies’ Attitude and Appearance
How to Rear Infants
How to Rear Teenagers
Cooking for Guests
How to Schedule Your Time

Oh well! I get a feeling that the liberals wouldn't want to be friends with them anyway. :)

I guess they're worried that he might get cooties from her wearing his jacket? Or, she would be cross-dressing and that just couldn't happen!