Yes, but if that's not "butch" enough for you, you can always use sandpaper.... ;)

I don't get it. :confused:

My legs are doing fine now. The problem is...just the fronts of them have got tanner but the backs havent.



-I feel like they look like Hootie's legs.

I just used jergens natural glow and it is great. I bought it for everyone and it seems to do the job. It is not orange but is light enough that it isn't insta-tan and everyone knows you have a fake tan in a day...

Ok Craig, how gay are you for this thread? :p

Try to find a tanning bed . . a lie down one. The stand up ones are infamous for not tanning legs as well . . I don't know why. but some self confessed veteran tanners have told me that they didn't have the same problem in the lie down beds.

So unnecessary but oh so funny...hahahaha :D

;) :D

At the drugstores you can get some stuff by Sally Hansen called Airbrush Legs. It comes in an aerosol can and you spray it on. I have some crazy scars on my legs and use it to even out the super concealor I use.

I walk by a 100 Watt lightbulb and get dark.

I got my dads coloration. He was a german decendant from Missouri, but people always thought he was mojao*, cause he was always that dark. Of course in his later years, he was always getting melanomas cut out of his back. So I guess I have that to look forward too. I'll spend the rest of my life with a John McCain style band aid on the side of my head. If it dosent kill me first.

But I always look damn good in the summers, lol.

*Mojao (I think I am spelling it right - couldnt find a tex-mex online dictionary) is slang, used by both anglos and hispanics in Texas for really dark skinned hispanics that have a lot of indiginous blood in them and are usually undocumented and earn a living as day-laborers. I dont use that term in a hateful way. Its not used in a hateful manner here. Its simply a descriptive term.

This is the one I was talking about. The other Jergen's stuff (Soft Shimmer, I believe it's called) doesn't do anything at all.

Again, I love it and for the money it cannot be beat. I have tried all the department store stuff and I think they are all weird colors. I am very fair and this is really light but gets deeper in color each time you apply, not orange.

Where do you get that stuff?

Okay I just bought Jergens Natural Glow and I freaking love it. I'm over tanning beds unless I have an event to be tan for, but this stuff is great. Craig, you should definitely use it if you haven't already.

I forgot what the name of the stuff is I used. Its something my girl had. I think it was the jergens. Either way the stuff worked.


Now I'm wanting to know if there is a lotion that stops hair growth.